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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Liberator on May 21, 2004, 11:06:20 pm
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I'm a little curious about everyone's relationship status. Yes, it's a pathetic, voyeuristic attempt at a non-political thread, but I'd appreciate an answer anyway.
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*Predicts thread degeneration into pre-marital sex debate*
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No! You'll jinx it!
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BTW, I'm probably the most pathetic person you'll ever meet when it comes to relationships. I can't even get women to look at me cross-eyed, much less consider going out with me.:( :sigh:
I have accepted that I will most likely die a lonely bachelor.
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cant say i have, i've got some female friends, but none i go out with.
Probably gonna wait till college before i start getting into relationships.
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Married, happily, for five years. We've been a couple since before some of you lot were born, and I know since before Liberator knew that girls were good for more than cooties. ;)
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Sorry, I'm an other. :) Certainly not married, no steady girlfriend, though I've been on serious dates before - I guess I'm closest to #3, but I regularly go out with bunches of friends who I do know - uni friends, church friends, old high school friends. :nod:
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Umm, number 4 was for pathetic wretches like me, who have never, ever been in a romantic situation, period. With the exception of mik and a few others who are married, I suspect most of you more balanced people, certainly more balanced and sane than I, fall into group 3
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:lol: :lol:... You serious?
... Hah!
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Well, number 4................
On the other hand, I'm 16, so no reason to go on the "I'm so pathetic" rant yet again. Plenty of time left....
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Long term steady girlfriend. We've been together for years. We both want to get married but neither of us in any hurry at the moment :)
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:o god i think i'm too sensitive they like to beome friends with me after this....went out with a girl once and she kicked me in nuts...nvr goin out again till i heal inside...:sigh: man when you go out with a girl with steeled toed boots always wear a basebal cup...
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Hurry in a relationship is bad, or so I've been told...read...heard...
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Hmm, the gay life. So, number 3 then.
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You know, I'm scared by the number of people for whom option 4 applies. I never expected a result like that, not even from the internet.:shaking:
Option 3 for me. I've had two g/f's to this point. I managed to stay together for three months with the first one and 7 months with the second. Go figure.
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A mix of 3 and 4 :nervous: :( :sigh:
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:wtf: Okay, where is the "been in serious relationship(s) but currently single?
I refuse to vote on the grounds this discriminates against those of us who were once happy.
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It does seem like a major ommision to me.
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I am so unfortunate that I belong to option 4.
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Steady G/F for three and a half years. That's like 3 years too long but obviously we're both doing something right because neither of us wants to break up. :)
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Had a girlfriend a few months back...but nobody right now.
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I'm in 4, but it's mainly because I have issues. :p (I.e. I've had co-workers and freinds of _both_ sexes ask me out, and I'm still alone. Must be psychological)
Edit: But I have been in #3 occasionally. And I had a female friend who I always hung out with in Florida before I moved to NY. But she was more of a really good friend than a date. We merely enjoyed eachother's company.
Damnit, I fit into 3 categories... :sigh:
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I'm gonna say #4, but for different reasons than most of you losers.
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Suuuure. :rolleyes:
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:p
Number 2, been with her for 4 months now... :p
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Originally posted by an0n
I'm gonna say #4, but for different reasons than most of you losers.
But according to the fifty million spam emails I get a week, you can do something about inferior penis size now.
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I can do something about your penis size right now.
*gets the rusty shears*
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Originally posted by 01010
But according to the fifty million spam emails I get a week, you can do something about inferior penis size now.
:lol:
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Y'know, it'd be incredibly funny if his gardener knocked at the door right now.
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Originally posted by an0n
Y'know, it'd be incredibly funny if his gardener knocked at the door right now.
Your joking right? Us working class types can't afford gardeners, nor cleaners. All done by hand baby.
Your gonna need something bigger than garden shears too, more like the jaws of life.
:)
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Ah yeah, I forgot about that erectile dysfunction pole you got fitted.
BOOONNNG!
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[color=cc9900]#2 for me. Although "steady" hardly applies, we managed to break my bed... Wait, that's not what you meant is it?
~wanders off whistling~[/color]
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Originally posted by Odyssey
[color=cc9900]#2 for me. Although "steady" hardly applies, we managed to break my bed... Wait, that's not what you meant is it?
~wanders off whistling~[/color]
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :nervous:
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Originally posted by Odyssey
[color=cc9900]#2 for me. Although "steady" hardly applies, we managed to break my bed... Wait, that's not what you meant is it?
~wanders off whistling~[/color]
Big girl, is she?
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I go out once in a while, almost never with the same person
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Originally posted by an0n
Big girl, is she?
:lol:
Jesus Odyssey - that'd redefine unsafe sex.
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I'm currently dating my current supply of various liquids containing alcohol (except the ones unsuited for internal consumption).
oh, and option 3.
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Originally posted by an0n
Big girl, is she?
[color=cc9900]More something along the lines of lots of energy, and some age-old metal corrosion fatigue. But sure, whatever ^_^[/color]
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Wait, didn't you post her pic on NW?
Braces and dark hair, right?
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[color=cc9900]That'd be the one.[/color]
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Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
:lol: :lol:... You serious?
... Hah!
I fail to see anything funny about the situation, Jr.
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Take no offense, Lib.
I just find your high expectations for this topic funny, with the exception of a few people.
Just my twisted sense of humor :)
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Rriiiiight.....
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Where are all the other married bastards? I'm feeling like a black sheep.
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I'd say more like a sociable leper.
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Almost one year now, and still strong :)
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Originally posted by Setekh
Sorry, I'm an other. :) Certainly not married, no steady girlfriend, though I've been on serious dates before - I guess I'm closest to #3, but I regularly go out with bunches of friends who I do know - uni friends, church friends, old high school friends. :nod:
I'm in the same.... situation.. if you want to call it that...
I go out with friends fairly regularly. We usually find a pool hall, shoot some pool, get drunk, go to one of our homes, get even more drunk, pass out, wake up the next morning and scramble to get home so we can get ready for work. That or we substitute the first 3 steps with "play video games"
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Married with Children... for 46 lovely years! :)
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Which'd make you atleast 60 years old (assuming you were forced to marry at the age of 13, possibly somewhere in Soviet Roshah)... no wonder you were feeling young. :p
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[SIZE=12]SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX[/SIZE]
Sorry. Someone had too. :drevil:
Besides, the sex is cRAzY. ;7
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Originally posted by vyper
:wtf: Okay, where is the "been in serious relationship(s) but currently single?
I refuse to vote on the grounds this discriminates against those of us who were once happy.
Amen. But at least I can do something about it.
*goes off to modify poll*
EDIT: There, much better. Now I can vote.
My one and only relationship ever got to the engagement stage before she broke it off... me being in the army at the time was hard, granted, but still.... Ah well.
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SO LONELY
IT'S TAKING OVER ME
(Happy single life here.)
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well, thanks, now if you'd let everyone vote again, since option #3 is no longer what I'd choose.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
well, thanks, now if you'd let everyone vote again, since option #3 is no longer what I'd choose.
:nod:
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Originally posted by mikhael
Where are all the other married bastards? I'm feeling like a black sheep.
then we're both black sheep
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Blair and I are not legally married yet, but there is a difference between legal and philosophical marriage (be it for most of you religious marriage), philosophical being the more important one and the truely defining one
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for those of you who are unable to get a date
1) Do not Try to hard, infact DO NOT TRY, it never comes to those who look for it. (IT being Love :D)
2) Put yourself in situations where you make contact with members of the target gender often (this doesn't count as trying, just making yourself available)
3) Let what will happen, happen. Do not resist the flow of time
Just let it happen. I know you probably don't believe me about this, when I was in your position I didn't believe the people who would tell me this, but it is the truth.
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#1 I been married long time:)
and it's seems I can't vote poll
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Is there a "hopelessly in love with someone who's going out with a friend of mine" option?
No?
I'll settle for option 5 then.
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#2; Steady relationship, been with her for about 5 months.
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Originally posted by Kazan
for those of you who are unable to get a date
1) Do not Try to hard, infact DO NOT TRY, it never comes to those who look for it. (IT being Love :D)
2) Put yourself in situations where you make contact with members of the target gender often (this doesn't count as trying, just making yourself available)
3) Let what will happen, happen. Do not resist the flow of time
Just let it happen. I know you probably don't believe me about this, when I was in your position I didn't believe the people who would tell me this, but it is the truth.
This is the best advice anyone can give. Just go with the flow and be yourself. Anything else just causes problems for everyone involved.
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Number 4. Too bad there is nothing I can do about it.
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Bah, I can condense Kazan's entire paragraph into two words: House party.
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an0n: wrong
"You do not understand" - Vorlon to Sheridan, Into the Fire
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No offense, Kaz, but I never pegged you as the romantic type. You're so analytical about most things.
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Originally posted by Kazan
for those of you who are unable to get a date
1) Do not Try to hard, infact DO NOT TRY, it never comes to those who look for it. (IT being Love :D)
2) Put yourself in situations where you make contact with members of the target gender often (this doesn't count as trying, just making yourself available)
3) Let what will happen, happen. Do not resist the flow of time
Funny, this is exactly what ive done my whole 15 years of life :D
Still dateless :lol:
It is good advice though.
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The exact opposite of what most of my friends do.... and I am the one who's dateless!!
Maybe it varies from country to country. :(
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Liberator: romantics CAN be analytical :D
ie being a romantic is the logical result of the realities of getting a woman
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
The exact opposite of what most of my friends do.... and I am the one who's dateless!!
Maybe it varies from country to country. :(
Ditto. It might work somewhere but to me it sounds like something invented to make single people feel like there's hope for them if they sit on their asses.
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It works for me....
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Trouble is - it only needs to reliably work once for you to say it works. For those of us who've had a lifetime of it not working its a lot harder to be content with not trying. Anyone who's loved and lost may know how hollow it feels to have nobody when those around you find love... in light of that it's hard as hell not to try.
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Ok.. its worked more than once for me. I'm not with anyone right now, but a lot of my friends are. It doesnt bother me at all. It never has.
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Then I'm envious of you - thats all I can say :)
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Kal, you still have time. Whereas, I who has entered the latter half of of my twenties and has yet to be in a romantic situation of any(I have not asked, nor been asked, out on a date and, though this bothers me less the older I get, the closest I have ever been to seeing a real live girl in all their naked glory is at the pool) sort.
That's my lot and I have accepted it, if my brother has no male children, my line dies with me.
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"All you need is love"