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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: Axem on May 24, 2004, 03:24:47 pm
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Felt quite bored today so I crafted this "interview" featuring the people of FreeSpace 2.
Behind the FreeSpace
Interviewer: So, Alpha 1, how did you feel about the entire game?
Alpha 1: Well, let me just say that its really hard. I mean it's, "Alpha 1 the NTF is attacking! Alpha 1 the Shivans are coming back! Alpha 1 the star went supernova!" It just gets annoying after awhile, ya know what I mean?
Vasudan: You know what I like? Fishies. Dem little fishies, I could go for some right now...
Interviewer: How did it feel to be, for lack of a better word, in charge of everything.
Command: How does it feel? Like God! But they say telling people what to do after awhile gets to your head, but I don't believe that... ALPHA ONE WHERE'S MY COFFEE?
Alpha 1: Oh and don't get me started about Command, he has such a superority complex.
Snipes [Face Blurred Out]: Yeah, Lt. Commander Snipes, he's like James Bond mixed with Mr. T.
Interviewer: Er... why?
Snipes: Sorry, classified. Level Rho, or something.
Alpha 1: "OOOooo, look at me I'm Snipes! I get to go undercover, I'm your king Alpha 1! Now rescue me so I can take all the credit!"
Vasudan: But you know what I could really go for...? [Stares at interviewer]
Interviewer: Uh...what?
Vasudan: [Smacks lips]
Interviewer: You were killed off in quite a hurry, what was that about?
Koth: LONG LIVE NEO-TERRA!
Interviewer: Now we never actually saw any of you. How do you feel about that?
Shivan: [Leaps onto camera]
[Static]
Command: You know we played a great April Fool's Joke on Alpha 1 once, we gave him the wrong coordinates to Bosch's ship. Yeah sure, it cost us a few thousand lives, but you shoulda seen the look on his face!
Interviewer: Now, you were the main villian in this, how did it feel to be a villian?
Bosch: Well, first they told me I was too fat. That felt horrible, so I attacked the planet, completely gone, left no survivors. Let me tell you they changed their minds after that... well actually it took a few more planets than that, but you get the picture.
Snipes: Did you know that the Shivans are actually in league with the Freemasons, Microsoft, AND the 29th Union of Dentists? Yeah. Think about it.
Koth: LONG LIVE NEO-TERRA!
Interviewer: Yes, but what about your childhood?
Koth: LONG LIVE NEO-TERRA!
Alpha 1: All I can say, thank god there will not be a FreeSpace 3. Couldn't stand being with those bozos... There's not going the be a FS3, right? Right?!?
Good, Bad, Ugly?
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ROFLMAO :lol: now, sombody do more
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Alpha Wing's Shock As Conveyed Through Alpha 2: Command let Bosch escape! The coordinates they gave us were bogus!
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GREATEST APRIL FOOL'S JOKE EVER!
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Interviewer: Lt. JG Popolov, you were assigned to the GTI Riviera as a comms officer right?
Popolov: Yeah, I was discharged by Petrarch because of my androgynous appearance and the fact that I sent 15 GTFr Chronos to their doom along with the installation. Lt. Ash looked kinda cute though... I'm still exploring my sexuality. Do I look better male or female?
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Originally posted by Axem
Snipes: Sorry, classified. Level Rho, or something.
lol... :lol:
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Vert nice, keep it up.