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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tiara on May 29, 2004, 06:22:30 am

Title: As a woman, I can seriously appreciate this (involves male genitals)
Post by: Tiara on May 29, 2004, 06:22:30 am: http://www.trinidadexpress.com/index.pl/article?id=23624363

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The man who frequently roamed the streets of Claxton Bay walked into the station around 5 p.m. Saturday and threatened the officers on duty. He then jumped over the counter and started acting violently, police said.

The officers arrested the man and locked him in a cell. Moments later, police said, they heard him shouting that a snake was in his pants.

A woman officer, who went to check on him, found him bleeding from the groin area. When she investigated, she found that the man was holding his testicles in his hands.

He was taken to the San Fernando General Hospital in a police vehicle, where he underwent emergency surgery. -CK

:lol:
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Post by: Hippo on May 29, 2004, 06:54:47 am: owwwww... :wtf:
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Post by: Ashrak on May 29, 2004, 06:58:00 am: oh .... my ...... pants :)
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Post by: TopAce on May 29, 2004, 07:03:19 am: ARGH!
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Post by: Turnsky on May 29, 2004, 07:43:25 am: :wtf: :eek2: :shaking:
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Post by: vyper on May 29, 2004, 07:59:32 am: :eek2:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on May 29, 2004, 08:17:22 am: Yay Darwin
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Post by: Tiara on May 29, 2004, 08:40:47 am: Poetic justice: http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/O/ea_2153ontario_.htm

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Klotz says it "must have been one hell of a pull.''

ROFL! :lol:

And;

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The 46-year-old Ontario man had his testicles torn off Monday morning, but he says he deserved it and still loves his wife.

Now THAT'S[/u][/b] unconditional love! :D

Just thought of a nice line;

"Will you marry him 'till you do his testicales apart?"

:D
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2004, 10:25:14 am: eep

excuse me whilst I wince......
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Post by: kasperl on May 29, 2004, 10:36:39 am: Yeah, I agree on the wincing and squirming part....

I mean, I knew the story of the guy, his wife, a pair of siccors and ugly consequences, but having your balls torn of by someones bare hands.....
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2004, 10:40:16 am: Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
Yeah, I agree on the wincing and squirming part....

I mean, I knew the story of the guy, his wife, a pair of siccors and ugly consequences, but having your balls torn of by someones bare hands.....

...means meatballs are definately out for dinner, then.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on May 29, 2004, 10:55:23 am: Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky
:wtf: :eek2: :shaking:
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 29, 2004, 11:51:49 am: :wtf:
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Post by: Rictor on May 29, 2004, 12:02:33 pm: wait, so he did it? but...why?

:wtf: :wtf:
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2004, 12:45:46 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
wait, so he did it? but...why?

:wtf: :wtf:

Ach, well y'know..... just a quiet night, not much on the telly - so why not rip your own testicles out? Bit of fun and all that.
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Post by: Stealth on May 29, 2004, 12:50:32 pm: Quote
I can seriously appreciate this

i find that weird, not the article.
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Post by: delta_7890 on May 29, 2004, 01:13:31 pm: ...I think my balls just shrank...
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Post by: Corsair on May 29, 2004, 02:08:15 pm: Ow. What kind of person does that to himself?
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Post by: jdjtcagle on May 29, 2004, 02:14:42 pm: :(
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Post by: Stealth on May 29, 2004, 02:26:01 pm: well he obviously wasn't right in the head
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on May 29, 2004, 02:37:27 pm: Sounds like a larf...
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Post by: Corsair on May 29, 2004, 02:58:15 pm: Larf?
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Post by: Blaise Russel on May 29, 2004, 03:17:24 pm: Laugh.

And:

D:
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on May 29, 2004, 04:11:55 pm: Oh, man, that is just plain...ugh...:shaking:
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Post by: Carl on May 29, 2004, 05:21:04 pm: It's a thread about balls.
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Post by: Tiara on May 29, 2004, 05:25:22 pm: BULLOCKS! :D
Title: you people...
Post by: Star Dragon on May 29, 2004, 06:27:14 pm: gee and I thought you all were tougher than this..

I had no probs reading this nonsence, HOWEVER if they did a Dahmer and ATE THEM (like some sickies do in Texas) then I would have squirmed a little...

Hmmm and I was about to go to Quiznos for another great LARGE MEATBALL sub! I just started going there and they are surprizingly good! I mean their mascosts still make me sick to my stomach (like living mutated hamster intenstines that talk) but the food is good.
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2004, 06:30:40 pm: (http://www.uni-geophys.gwdg.de/~gkaufman/caving/madagas/pics/bullock.gif)
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Post by: Taristin on May 29, 2004, 09:32:50 pm: ...can't tell if that post is up the bull's ass, or in between the two of them... :nervous:
Title: Re: you people...
Post by: DragonClaw on May 29, 2004, 09:39:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Star Dragon
gee and I thought you all were tougher than this..

Erm, just try to imagine what it would feel like if u pulled at ur balls like that...

Ack.
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Post by: TopAce on May 31, 2004, 02:12:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Carl
It's a thread about balls.

Can I have them so that I could play football with them? :D
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 31, 2004, 05:36:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by TopAce

Can I have them so that I could play football with them? :D

Don't you have your own set?

:nervous:
Title: Aldo!
Post by: Star Dragon on May 31, 2004, 09:37:57 pm: Like we really want to know what he's doing with them...
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Post by: Rictor on May 31, 2004, 10:00:19 pm: which band was it that made the song "big balls"...I only heard it once or twice, and that was a while ago. Anyway, classy song if I do say so myself.

I've got big balls
And you've got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls, of all.

AC/DC maybe?
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Post by: Knight Templar on May 31, 2004, 10:02:39 pm: Yes.
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Post by: adwight on May 31, 2004, 10:57:56 pm: OMG, that just makes me shudder inside.
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Post by: Bobboau on May 31, 2004, 11:21:04 pm: AC/DC
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Post by: TopAce on June 01, 2004, 03:20:20 pm: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14

Don't you have your own set?

:nervous:

I have. But I need them for other purposes.