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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Setekh on June 26, 2004, 06:50:22 pm
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[q]I've been missing my daily dose of HLP insanity for way too long now, so I'm going to make up for it by getting several days' dose in one hit. This is an action thread, meaning that all the posts in this thread are to be actions - except for the text in this quote.[/q]
*Setekh starts up a BBQ in the middle of HLP*
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*WMCoolmon posts some ultranew, ultracool HUD code in the private SCP forum and then posts in the action thread*
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*brings steak* :p
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*Goes outside inside the forums at the smell of hamburger and steak*
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You haven't missed much, we went offline again :p
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*Gags jdjtcagle*
Edit: *steals his wallet too*
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:nod:
*Falcon laughs at everyone while drinking Vasudan Lite*
Yes Vasudan Lite! only 29.95! *warning to humans your head may fall off*
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I missed something didn't I?
Hey weres my wallet... :nervous:
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Originally posted by Setekh
This is an action thread, meaning that all the posts in this thread are to be actions[/u] - except for the text in this quote.
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*points to the first post*
*grabs the tomato sauce*
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*slaps himeself...*
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*dances for joy that he finally got MCVC++ and that the fs2_open download is done*
*faints from shear number of comments in the source code*
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*continues to drink Vasudan Lite*
mmmm that some good stuff thank goodness Im a Vasudan....
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*Setekh whacks JD and Falcon with a wet trout*
*Setekh throws steak and shrimps on the BBQ*
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*Fills up the pool and calls the local chicks over*
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*waits impatiently for Setekh to finish cooking the steak*
*slaps Falcon and JD around with a large brick filled trout*
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*Falcon throws insults at Setekh* "You foolish human! I shall get my revenge!" *Throws a large boulder at Setekh which knocks him out* :ha:
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*hugs scroll wheel mouse*
*goes to finish grilling*
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*Setekh passes HotSnoJ a cut of medium-rare steak*
*grabs the brick-filled trout off HotSnoJ and throws it on the BBQ*
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*spams*
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*throws diamondgeezer's spam on the BBQ*
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*gets in pool and notices the lack of chicks* :nervous:
*gets out and grabs a steak*
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*pees in the pool*
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*joins Carl then pushes him in*
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*moves BBQ away from the pool of pee*
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*Me and Darkage starts baking some of his "Special Brownies"*
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*Kazan practices his staff techniques*
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*chops Kazan's staff in half and tells him not to act like a fool*
*calmly walks on to get something to eat... prefferably raw and bloody*
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*Points Tiara in the direction of Carl*
*Leafs through the wallet gained through hard work and motivation*
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*walks over to Carl*
*smacks him down for humping her leg... then takes his food*
*sits down at a remote table far away from all the 'happy happy joy joy that almost wanna make you puke'-songs*
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*Uses the staff halfs as escrimas and beats Tiara*
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*weeps for the lose of his wallet, for that is where he kept his squashed pennies and lint instead of cash in...*
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*feels a tickling sensation*
*looks over her shoulder and realizes Kazan is furiously trying to inflict pain on her*
*stands up and knees Kazan in the sack*
:p
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*:shaking:*
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*Keeps the squashed pennies and eats the lint, then tosses the wallet to Steak to use as firewood.*
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*Smiles as he has his protective cup on*
*Retrieves one of his swords and scars Tiara for life*
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*eats a brownie*
*points and laughs at WMCoolmon choking on my lint*
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*scar disappears immediatly*
*grins at Kazan proudly and saying "You're learning... young one..."*
*hands Kazan a duranium plated katana to play with*
*leaves a mysterious atmosphere behind as she turns around and continious with her dinner*
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*brings along his own food*
*sets it up in a corner and starts eating*
*waves in greeting to Tiara and everyone else*
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*holds nose after Tiara's mysterious atmosphere spewed out while she continoued eating*
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*Notices Tiara's advanced technology*
*Calmly walks over to his weapons cache and selects an Tachyon Rifle in the 4 Gigawatt range and activates it's internal power supply*
*Keeps an eye on Tiara*
No funny business
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*sees Kazan's rifle*
*grins*
*taps her belt buckle to activate a personal forcefield powered by a miniature hypermatter generator with an output of a crude 200 GW*
*pays no further attention to Kazan, finishes up her dinner and walks off into the distance for some heavy duty training before dessert*
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*finishes his 12-pack of Vasudan Lite*
*goes to his Sobek and takes out another pack*
*Sets off his cruiser alarm and then shuts it off*
*lowers the price on his Vasudan Lite to 29.94!*
*accedently puches the beam button and his Sobek fires on Kazan* ooops.....
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*Becomes truely annoyed*
*Goes back to his arsanel and dons his powered combat suit, powered by an internal hyperspace tap*
*Activates it's main weapon, a focuses partial burst in excess of a terawatt*
*Locks onto tiara and fires, ripping right through her forcefield and overpowering all other defense technologies, destroying her personal regeration system and turning her into subatomic debris*
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you posted while i did
*Kazan's powered armoursuit sucks up the bean weapon energy*
*Kazan fires his main weapon at the Sobek utterly destroying it*
Do not mess with people wearing powered armorsuits from ancient civilizations.
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*EAts To002 m4ny "sp3cIal Br0wnees"...*
EDIT: Then joins Falcon for some Vasudan Lite
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*starts slapping Tiara & Kazan around with another large brick filled trout for god-modding*
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*waits for his steak and yells at the lack of service*
*sees the confusion that the BBQ provided*
*sighs*
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*reforms in her former form ala changeling*
*grins at Kazan and walks off... but not before slapping HotSnoj silly and offering Kazan some HotSnoj slapping action*
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*Helps Carl make steaks*
*Finishes one quickly and gives it to Ghostavo*
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*hands Ghostavo a free drink*
*scorns HotSnoJ for stopping the god-modding*
*drinks another pack of Vasudan Lite*
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/me sexes up my life
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*Curses*
I hate changlings, you have to blow up an entire planet to kill the bastards, or the ship they're on atleast.
*Decideds that pissing contents are no reason to blow up planets and accepts Tiara's piece offering of slapping HotSnoj around*
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*hands Kazan and Tiarra some Vasudan Lite*
*lowers the price yet again to 29.93!*
*lets Kazan use his Sobek*
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*yells, "Ouch!"*
*goes off to find bigger trout*
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/me drools on piece offerings.
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*eats his steak and free drink*
*thanks Falcon and Kazan*
*shows his doomsday device to everybody within reach*
*laughs maniacly at everybody in the surrounding systems*
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*Spits out his Vasudan light and curses
"Light?? you think I'm on a diet??"*
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*Falcon finishes yet another pack of Vasudan Lite*
*Laughs as all the humans headz starts to fall off*
"I did warn them about the side effects I think" Cyrix says
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*Starts cutting of fishie's headz in honor of the Terrans losing theres*
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/me marvels at the lack of funniness.
/me sighs.
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*asks Knight Templar to try to do better*
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*wonders why jdjtcagle's head didn't fall off*
*"maybe he is Vasudan?" Cyrix responds"*
*"nope hes to ugly to be a Vasudan"*
*Throws the human headz on the grill*
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
*asks Knight Templar to try to do better*
/me can't be assed.
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*instructs his ship in orbit to lock a transporter on to his and standby for hyperspace jump incase that doomsday device is activated*
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Originally posted by Falcon
*wonders why jdjtcagle's head didn't fall off*
*"maybe he is Vasudan?" Cyrix responds"*
*"nope hes to ugly to be a Vasudan"*
*Throws the human headz on the grill*
*I was born that way... something between a monkey and Falcon's mom :p*
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/me goes to piss
/me misses
/me says "oops."
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*wipes urine of shoes and hits KT over the head with them*
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/me wonders why JD was in the bathroom with me.
:wtf:
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*Cyrix gets angry*
*Cyrix calls Mr. T*
*Mr. T takes jtjdcagle by the throat and with a mighty shivan spear strikes jtjdcagle to the ground! all marvel at this but then go back to they're fun*
*Both Falcon and Mr. T drink Vasudan Lite while rejoicing*
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*offers Brownie to KT... :nervous:*
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/...... fscking perv
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*Cyrix whispers to KT, "Thats not a brownie"*
*Cyrix takes KT and buy him a drink*
*Cyrix offers Bosh Bear to everyone!*
''''except jtjdcagle''''
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*Calmy drinks his non-alcoholic beverage*
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*shakes his head and gives Kazan a real drink*
*Cyrix enjoys his new aquired taste of shivan tea*
*head starts to spin*
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*Refuses Falcon's 'real drink'*
I don't drink alcohol, don't you know that by now
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*...offers a game of Rusian Roulette to Cyrix*
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*suggests Kaz drink a little alchyhall*
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*Cyrix shrugs his shoulders*
*respects Kazan wishes and instead gives him a brand new destroyer!*
*Cyrix and Mr. T take the liberty of kicking jtjdcagle*
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How exactly would a little alcohol do me good? Relax me? I don't need chemical relaxants to be able to have a relaxed time.
It's a philosophical thing
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[Whoever was responding to edited their post]
MM.. a destroyer... useful :D
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/me thinks kaz don't know what a good time really is
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*moans on the ground and brings out the shrooms, mmm shrooms*
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*Cyrix turns around and finds KT right behind him*
*Cyrix runs away*
*Finds a group of Interplay attorneys and runs*
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*Raises an annoyed eyebrow and KT*
*Returns his powersuit back to combat mode and stuns KT*
Don't annoy me
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*Cyrix calls for 10 Shivan Juggernauts*
*Juggernaugts aim for KT*
****censored****
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*Mmmm... shrooms, ouch*
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Originally posted by Kazan
*Raises an annoyed eyebrow and KT*
*Returns his powersuit back to combat mode and stuns KT*
Don't annoy me
/me wonders why he should listen to kazan :p
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*Tells KT to respect your elders, and to just drop the subject*
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because if you don't, i'll turn you into various random subatomic particles
you're not a shapeshifter like tiara
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*says that talk is cheap, actions are not*
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/me eats some cheeseburger and starts a hula hoop contest, for no unfathomable reason
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/me tells Kazan to exercise more action and less talk
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*Cyrix nods in agreement*
*finds that KT poisoned his headz*
*ask Kazan what should happen to KT?*
EDIT this post was meant for kazans post not KT lest ye get confused...
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*shakes his head and relays instructions to his gunship in orbit*
*KT is suddenly teleported away somewhere*
*Smirks*
I spaced him
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*Cyrix thinks for a moment*
*Cyrix tells Kazan that Mr. T wanted to beat up KT*
*Cyrix takes a look at Kazans post count*
*Only 195 post to go*
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*asks Falcon who the hell is Cyrix*
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*Ghostavo beats me to it*
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/me blatantly posts simply to check his postcount.
/me then notices no one else is hula hooping and strangles the non-posting registered member viewing this with his hoop.
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*Me does what WMCoolmon does... *
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*Falcon walks in*
*theres where I put my clone*
*gives the clone to Kazan*
*Cyrix unleashes terror to everyone*
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*except jdjtcagle, which is now on the floor eating the last of his shrooms and browies*
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*raises eyebrow*
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*Falcon accedently opened up the Tell a Story II book*
*madness continues to pursue*
*Falcon laughs with his evil clone*
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*raises eybrows back*
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*Mr. T hits jdjtcagle and throws him in the pool*
*Both the clone and Falcon watch as jdjtcagle drowns in the urine*
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*Mmm... diet*
*grabs Falcon and Mr. T by the feet and pull them in...*
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*Falcon sees that Jtjdcagle fell for the hologram*
*Watch from his tower which can fire beam cannons*
*wonders why jdjtcagle drank the urine*
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*What Falcon doesn't know that his Holograms were pulled in by my Hologram that fell into the pool. :nervous: While jdjtcagle still lurks around in the bushes stalking falcons mother... :shaking:*
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*Falcon raises his eyebrow at jtjdcagle*
*puts up an arrest warrant for jtjdcagle*
*moves his family to safe location*
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*Plays "old mcdonald" with a blade of grass :nervous:*
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*doesn't read entire thread, but laughs at the little that was read*
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*Kazan puts Falcon's clone in stasis*
[edit]don't type when tired
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*opens up HLP*
*yells for insanity*
*passes out with happiness*
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/me was actually watching The Last Samurai
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*buzzes HLP barbecue with modified Athena*
*boosts into orbit to check out Kazan's gunship*
*isn't impressed*
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*grabs a steak, nods to Setekh and heads up to his asteroid installation...bumping liberators athena into the moon while on his way there*
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*crawls from the wreckage, cursing as he grasps the small hole torn in his suit*
*radios for SAR pickup and tries to find someplace a little cooler than the plain he crashed on*
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/me makes some Sandwich:nervous: then goes slap fest
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*brings some bosch beer & space crack to the barbecue*
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*has no idea what the hell has been happening the past few pages*
*strips and jumps into the pool*
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*launch an emp missile in the middle ofthe BBQ*
*get his Vorpal Trout out*
/me slaps his trout around while the various holograms/forcefield/etc.. are deactivated*
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*grabs a case of Bosch Beer and a baggy of space crack from turnsky*
*gives Liberator a Cruiser...."sry for bumpin you into the moon...."*
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*Setekh repeatedly slaps all the people who didn't obey the rules of the thread*
*Setekh tosses up all the steaks he's been BBQing up into the air and cuts them into slices on the way down, setting a steak storm on the HLPers*
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*Screams as he dives to the ground with a plate*
*puts a Smoked Trout on the BBQ*
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*steals neo_hermes' trout*
*goes on a trouting rampage*
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*"my trout....Noooooooo"*
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*eat's his sausage cold since it looks like the BBQ is "out of order"*
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*Explodes, showering everyone in candy"
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*whips out a plate*
*grabs somesteak and cady*
*tries the steak, but realises it needs some sauce*
*hunts for some sauce*
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*goes to canada*
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*Brings out the A1 sauce*
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*unpacks computer in safe location*
*trys to install FS1*
*gives up*
*hunts for some steak and makes a grab for jdjtcagle's sauce*
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*puts his newly installed broadband to use and surfs HLP*
*gets use to the wonders of internet again, after not having connection for 9 months*
*searches for pr0n*
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*drinks a cup of coffee and wonders if, when and in what scale he'll finally get his a** moved to tidy up the desk*
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*plugs in huge sound system*
*sticks Bob Marley in CD player*
*sits in the sun with a beer*
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*eats*
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*steals some sauce from jdjtcagle*
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*accepts neo_hermes apology*
*redesignates cruiser Tiny Engine of Destruction*
*laughs when he sees it's a first generation Aten*
*crys when he realizes it's all he deserves*
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*locks this thread* ;)
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*Locks lightspeed in with it and moves the party and the sauce to a safe location :p*
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*WMCoolmon gets angry. His eyes flash brown. Muscles bulge. His shirt rips! His skin tone shifts to the same color as used in old amber displays! He has become...THE COLOSSUS! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUHHHHH*
*Uses his forearm-mounted beam weaponry to save the thread, then merges back to his old self and starts eating some Nachos from Taco Bell.*
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*Mmmmm... Nachos*
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*sees Alpha 1's fighters stuck in WMCoolmon's arse*
*asks why does it has to try to become a baseball bat every single f****** time*
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*points at the AI*
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*plays N64 for lack of a better system*
*eats*
*gets really hot and jumps in pool*
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*Falcon sits and writes a book called 'The Curch'*
*becomes a druidic symbol for the opressed*
*paints his finger nails black and chanting in Lating while reading 'The Curch'*
*grows long hair and gets a nice beard and starts walking about with a large scynthe and starts tormenting people*
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*slams the asteroid base Axis into this topic*
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*eats a head*
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*tosses the last of the bosch beer at the sun*
*Stares at falcon...who seems to be having trouble chewing through the skull*
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*rents Mission to Mars*
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*stares in wonder at the Vasudan looking aliens at the end of the movie*
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*breaks through the skull*
*starts adding more stuff to his book called 'The Curch'*
*tells everyone to renounce the Pope and make Falcon the supreme ruler*
*paints the rest of his nails black*
*uses his scynthe for yet again more torture*
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*wonders what a scynthe is and what Falcon's on about*
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*thinks falcon meant a SCYTHE*
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*throws Liberator into a black hole*
*tells his insane gopher to prepare for Armaggedon*
*the gopher laughs hystarically shouting DIE! DIE! DIE!*
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*Enjoys the book about The Curch, which was a mystery thriller about the theft of the letter h from a small parish in Somerset ;)
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*Falcon shakes his head*
*not his version the gopher exclaims*
*its a book when everybody dies because of a nuclear bomb i set off while I was in my Sobek*
*Falcon disappears into the mist*
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*laughs as he engages his cruiser's subspace drive at the last second catapulting the cruiser across space and into Falcon's diseased head*
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*wakes up and realises it was all a dream*
*sees a can of Vasudan Soda near him*
*gets up, grabs another steak from the BBQ and goes join the rest of the members*
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*finally found a bigger trout*
*notices the fighting is over*
*throws trout on the BBQ*
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*Falcon opens his mouth and swallows the cruiser*
*the cruiser was full of human headz i couldn't refuse*
*Falcon joins Ghostavo in his ghostly deeds*
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*Kazan looks up from the flexi he's reading*
*Get's annoyed with liberator*
*Activates combat mode of his armorsuit*
*Fires a 1 terawatt particle blast at Liberator turning him into various subatomic particles*
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*Falcon activates Cyrix*
*Cyrix begins assiminlating harmless rabbits*
*Rabbits turn into evil cyborgs and start terrorizing the locals*
*Falcon buys a recliner that has Flak Cannons on it*
*Gives one to Kazan as well which is modified to fit LRGBRed a never before seen shivan beam cannon*
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*vyper comes back after spending all weekend fixing his pc*
*plays with a spare rib*
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*liberator's soul, which Kazan refuses to acknowledge the existence of, lingers in the mortal realm, tormenting Kazan until the end of time*
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*Switches to BullSpectralShiat Scanning and targets Liberator's Nonexistance Soul and destroys it*
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*wonders how you can destroy a nonexistent soul*
*breaks both his legs...then goes to the hospital and gets an attractive nurse give him a sponge bath*
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*Does an impression of the Dungeon Keeper voice saying 'Your Dungeon is on an Incline, angry creatures cannot play Marbles!' for the hell of it.
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*looks at Flipside :wtf: then looks back at the nurse rubbing her bum*
*gets smacked*
*the Nurse stomps off...and i lay there with sad face...something like this :(*
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/me spends all his money and cries
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*wonders if neo_hermes has staff like Miroku's*
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*Miroku's a funny fellow....*
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*pulls out a Babelfish and watches Liberator's soul vanish along with his God* ;)
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*plays poker with god... and wins*
*asks god what the meaning of life is*
*god stares at Ghostavo*
*god replies that the meaning of life is to play poker*
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*42*
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(http://kazan.gotdns.org/rad69.jpg)
(PS if you don't get it, you suck)
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*sits down at poker table with God and Ghostavo*
*asks, "Texax Hold'em or 5 Card Draw"*
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Originally posted by Liberator
*stares in wonder at the Vasudan looking aliens at the end of the movie*
*Does a google search for the pictures, finds none*
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they do look rather vasudan, just no morons have screencapped them.. grr
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*shakes head saly, wondering why Setekh started somethng beyond his control*
*breaks open picnic basket full of pita & hoummus and starts dipping*
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*targets the moon and fires every weapon on the installation... pushing the moon into a slow orbit towards the planet Earth ETA 2days*
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*wonders why he would ignore his own sig*
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*shoots the moon more to excelerate the moon....accidently misses the moon with a terran slash missing liberator by 2 inches*
edit: i like the Moon
*moons the entire forum*
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*fires a BGreen at neo_hermes for mooning*
*walks around in circles contemplating his next step*
*looks at SDF-1 schematics..sees he made a mistake and moved the control tower 2 inches to the left...*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*goes mad*
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*Lieks pie*
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*Has his gunship fire it's Point Singularity Projector eliminating the moon and saving earth from destruction*
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*Setekh closes the thread, totally disappointed in the lameness of people breaking the rules of the thread*