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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 03:22:06 pm

Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 03:22:06 pm: ........I may just kill them all.

Sure, the odd 'good girl' is fine, because dogs can understand praise and ****.

But it kinda grates against ya when you're trying to screw around on the internet and there's some old retard looming behind you having a conversation with a frickin dog, asking it **** like "Oooh, do you think we'll need an umbrella, Sox?" and wandering in and out and in and out every 30 goddamn seconds so you can't even close the goddamn door to keep the ****head dogs out of the room and screw around on the goddamn internet, in the dark, in PEACE!!!

*grumbles*
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 03:24:50 pm: Errrm... Ok...
*pats An0n shoulder*
it's ok, it's ok
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 03:29:08 pm: I forgot to mention that I'm trying to download porn.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: magatsu1 on July 09, 2004, 03:36:04 pm: most people probably knew that already.

How about when dogs chewin' you're leg off and the dumb ass owner's just stands there and does jack all ?
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: TrashMan on July 09, 2004, 03:38:11 pm: An0n, ever considered some angere menagment?

I have a dog, and while he can sometimes be annoying, leting my frustrations out on him is the worst thing I could do. It's just like taking it ot on a 1 year old baby.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 03:39:05 pm: I never said I'd take it out on the dogs. I said I'd kill the people.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 03:41:23 pm: Not that I've got anything against taking things out on a baby.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 03:43:45 pm: I didn't find that too funny... :mad:
Even if it was a joke :doubt:
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 03:46:45 pm: It wasn't a joke.

Kids only learn things are bad by trying them and being permenantly scarred as a consequence.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 03:50:01 pm: You talked like you would take you bad day out on a baby or something...
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 03:52:14 pm: If it was pissing me off, I would.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: vyper on July 09, 2004, 04:01:40 pm: hehe, oh this is funny for reasons other than stated.. :drevil:
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 04:03:23 pm: If it involves paedophilia, I'm sickened and amused.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 04:07:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
If it was pissing me off, I would.

Your a big man :doubt:
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 04:17:23 pm: Yes, I am.

When I pick on something smaller and/or weaker than me, we call it 'natural selection'.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 04:19:21 pm: Carefull, your primitive side is showing...

Are you not smart enough to control you actions?
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 04:20:32 pm: I'm smart enough to realise I don't need to control my actions.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 04:21:49 pm: Your smart enough to realize you don't need to control you irrational actions?
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 04:25:40 pm: They're not particularly irrational. Not that it would matter if they were.

To put it simply, if someone leaves their whiney-ass kid near me and expects me to be nice to it, I can either: A) Be nice to it and encourage such behaviour, or I can B) Traumatize the kid and make sure the little **** doesn't get left anywhere near me in the future.

I couldn't give a **** about psychological damage I might inflict on other people's kids. Especially if trying to prevent such damage infringes on my ability to do whatever the **** I please.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: DragonClaw on July 09, 2004, 04:32:47 pm: So, you're saying, we need to traumitize you by permabanning you from these forums to keep you from posting your complete bull****.

Truth hurts. :p
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: Nico on July 09, 2004, 04:33:24 pm: I'm sure you're actually a nice and friendly chap in real life, stop pretending :p
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 04:36:19 pm: Quote
So, you're saying, we need to traumitize you by permabanning you from these forums to keep you from posting your complete bull****.

Truth hurts.
So does being stabbed in the face by someone who has a memory that allows him to hold grudges till a time when he has sufficient resources and plausible deniability to seek vengence.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 04:36:20 pm: Your choice to tramatize kids.

Please go ahead and make kids life so ****ing misserable, just because your was to you!!!

I pray you never have kids, for they would commit to society just like every other kid today.

People like yourself makes me wish I was never born in such a world. I don't know why people like you, your the guy most people wish they could kill
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 04:38:51 pm: I'd be perfectly nice to my kids (not that I ever plan to have any).

And it's people like yourself who make me wish you were never born into such a world.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: Nico on July 09, 2004, 04:41:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
I'd be perfectly nice to my kids (not that I ever plan to have any).

I'd kick them in the nuts, just for the hell of it :p ( and to see if you'd mind or not, actually :p )
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: Flipside on July 09, 2004, 04:53:10 pm: I personally cannot stand teenagers, that's why I work with them ;)

It actually seems to work out quite well :D
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: Knight Templar on July 09, 2004, 05:40:02 pm: Times like these remind me of why I still come here. :D
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 09, 2004, 05:42:23 pm: an0n, as usual, is right.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2004, 05:47:26 pm: ROTFL!!! :lol:
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Post by: beatspete on July 09, 2004, 05:47:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
(not that I ever plan to have any).

Why not?
You can program them to be just like yourself. But better. Plus you can run minor phsycological experiments on them. I'd be highly impressed if someone could train a child not to cry/be annoying.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: Knight Templar on July 09, 2004, 05:51:42 pm: Do yuo have any idea how much you could sell a baby like that for on the black market?
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: beatspete on July 09, 2004, 05:55:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Do yuo have any idea how much you could sell a baby like that for on the black market?

$75000 ?

Or about $10000 per kilo.
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: an0n on July 09, 2004, 05:57:45 pm: Babies **** and piss and puke and whine.

And I'm starting to go off the idea of finding a wife too. I have better things to do (hypothetically speaking) than get *****ed at for 1/4 of the rest of my life just c'z my spouse is PMS'ing everywhere.

If I get enough money I might find some really hot chick to marry, buy like 5-6 houses all over the world, then disappear to a random property for 1 out of every 4 weeks. No explaination or anything, just phone my pilot to tell him to get the jet ready and be like "Got to go, babe. Be back in a week."
Title: People Who Talk To Dogs.......
Post by: Knight Templar on July 09, 2004, 05:59:18 pm: you could make the money by selling the babies... although you may want a different girl for that. They tend to get stretched out after a few. :ick: