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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 04:52:07 pm

Title: Seen as you're all in a giving mood......
Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 04:52:07 pm: an0n: D'you think you could lay still for like 3 hours?
Tiara: **** it, no ****ing regrets
Tiara: I could...
an0n: C'z if you could, we could stage a suicide and charge people to watch
Tiara: but I won't
Tiara: waste of f*ckinf time
an0n: Well, think you could dance around naked then?
* an0n braces himself
Tiara: If you pay me a few thousand... maybe
* Tiara watches an0n make a 'Watch tiara naked-fund'
an0n: Y'know, if you became a cam-whore, you could make a ton of money
an0n: Hmmm
an0n: One second
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Post by: Tiara on July 16, 2004, 04:55:23 pm: LOL!

*sees all the money from the 'save FS fund' being transferred to this fund*

:lol:

it's not true though :p (Just to give the horny boys a reality check)
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 04:57:58 pm: Pfff.

There's no way in hell, if I came to you with £10k and a copy of WebCam 1-2-3, you'd turn it down.
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Post by: Flipside on July 16, 2004, 05:05:07 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Thorn on July 16, 2004, 05:07:30 pm: You know. I dont even know what she looks like. I'm not sure I'd want to anyway :p
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Post by: Tiara on July 16, 2004, 05:07:46 pm: I could make enough money to save FS :p

...but, no. :p
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 05:13:14 pm: I assume there'd be boobs involved in this venture...
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 16, 2004, 05:28:53 pm: Any venture with boobs involved would get my support.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 05:49:44 pm: Indeed, I can say with all conviction that I would pay at least a dollar to see some boobs :)
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Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2004, 05:52:39 pm: Hey guys, you're gonna be blown away when I tell you about this great new invention. Unlimited pron for like 15 bucks a month.

Its called the Interweb, and apparently Al Gore invented it one day when he has feeling particularly horny and his wife wasn't putting out.
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Post by: Flipside on July 16, 2004, 05:52:51 pm: According to several popups I can get all the boobs I want for $9.99 a month :)

Errr... However according to Sharon, I can't....:nervous:
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Post by: Thorn on July 16, 2004, 05:55:49 pm: You're married. You get all the boobs you want for the one low payment of your soul and social life.
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Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2004, 05:56:26 pm: Damn Jewish lobby, their influence reaches far indeed

edit: don't forget money, Thorn.
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 05:56:54 pm: You're missing the point.

It's not just boobs, it's Tiara's boobs.

Pour example: Which boobs are better: Keira Knightley's or Natalie Portmans?

Answer: Natalie Portmans: Because you've never seen them.
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Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2004, 05:58:29 pm: Not as such, no. But I've seen an almost perfect lookalike.
edit: and where the hell have you seen the former?
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Post by: karajorma on July 16, 2004, 05:59:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Thorn
You're married. You get all the boobs you want for the one low payment of your soul and social life.

:lol: I'm sure that's correct apart from the all the boobs you want bit :D
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Post by: Flipside on July 16, 2004, 06:02:17 pm: ROFL

That's so true :blah:

;)
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 06:02:47 pm: So, an0n, do you feel perhaps there should be some sort of rule requiring Tiara to, as the song goes, get her tits out for the lads?
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:02:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
Not as such, no. But I've seen an almost perfect lookalike.
edit: and where the hell have you seen the former?
The Hole.

She flahes 'em one time and there's a whole scene with her just laying naked on the mortician's table.

And, happy day, she's been quoted as saying she'd happily get naked in a film, but her boyfriend wouldn't like it.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 06:03:30 pm: The Hole's on on Sunday :D
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:03:32 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
So, an0n, do you feel perhaps there should be some sort of rule requiring Tiara to, as the song goes, get her tits out for the lads?
I think "Get yer tits oot fer the money" would probably work better.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 06:04:17 pm: Do you think she'd accept a jar of pickels instead of money?
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:05:44 pm: Possibly. How old are these 'pickles' you speak of?

Anyway, if worst comes to worst, I can always hop a cheap flight over to Holland and film her through the window while she showers.
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Post by: Thorn on July 16, 2004, 06:08:38 pm: You would be foiled by your arch nemesis. Curtains.
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Post by: Bobboau on July 16, 2004, 06:10:08 pm: hey Tiara, how bout a "strip to free FreeSpace" fund, people might be a bit more giveing to our cause if there's porn on the line. :D
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:10:44 pm: Bah, I'd just have to break in and film her sleeping then.

Maybe drug her and stage a tubgir........err........nevermind.

Anyway: BOOBS!
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 06:11:08 pm: Not with the Israelis' new X-ray goggles... are boobs x-ray proof?
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:11:34 pm: Actually, that's a better idea.

Do it like Blue Peter, where when we reach specific money-goals, she shows more of her body.

Uh....that came out wrong.
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Post by: HeX on July 16, 2004, 06:13:19 pm: I'm not sure how it could come out RIGHT.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 06:14:25 pm: That would be when we got to see muff :nod:
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Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2004, 06:17:40 pm: ...no one's asked me to strip for Freespace. I feel so left out.
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Post by: Tiara on July 16, 2004, 06:19:34 pm: Yeah, strip for Freespace in front of DS, Ric! it would make him back out of the effort instantly! :D
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:20:33 pm: Dude, if you offered to strip for FS, offers would come flooding in just to see you make an ass of yourself.

You soooo should do it.
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 16, 2004, 06:21:09 pm: How about you pay me money not to strip on a webcam?

Or I could threaten to strip if Miss T doesn't ;)
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Post by: Thorn on July 16, 2004, 06:24:06 pm: And Flipside: You just need this to stick on your monitor. Warn you when the wife is approaching.
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/tap/thorn/pictures/mirror.jpg)
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:24:10 pm: I'm both terrified and arroused.
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Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2004, 06:26:31 pm: I would, but my boyfriend might mind though...

Seriously, if it actually would get FS developed, I'm game. But somehow, I doubt that a computer game community would be the best candidate for that particular type of fundraising.
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Post by: HeX on July 16, 2004, 06:26:48 pm: Dear god man! Thumbnail! THUMBNAIL!!
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:27:57 pm: an0n> THORN!
Shi> Then get one of your friends who's a girl to pose
an0n> You ****ing hole!
an0n> Make the picture SMALLER!
Shi> in positions barely legal
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Post by: Thorn on July 16, 2004, 06:33:20 pm: I already fixed it you twats. Refresh!
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Post by: Flipside on July 16, 2004, 06:34:32 pm: For fear of getting a comment...

It's still huge here!
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Post by: Night Hammer on July 16, 2004, 06:36:31 pm: now wut exactly does tiara look like? :p
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Post by: HeX on July 16, 2004, 06:38:08 pm: http://www.josherickson.org/hlp/index.php?member_pic=Tiara

Cripes in in a thread on your forum you fools.
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Post by: Rictor on July 16, 2004, 06:38:38 pm: nvm, I'm slow(er).
Title: Re: Seen as you're all in a giving mood......
Post by: Windrunner on July 16, 2004, 06:44:14 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
an0n: D'you think you could lay still for like 3 hours?
Tiara: **** it, no ****ing regrets
Tiara: I could...
an0n: C'z if you could, we could stage a suicide and charge people to watch
Tiara: but I won't
Tiara: waste of f*ckinf time
an0n: Well, think you could dance around naked then?
* an0n braces himself
Tiara: If you pay me a few thousand... maybe
* Tiara watches an0n make a 'Watch tiara naked-fund'
an0n: Y'know, if you became a cam-whore, you could make a ton of money
an0n: Hmmm
an0n: One second

LOL:lol: only an0ns mind can cook up something like this.
I have one thing to say to you dude, don't ever change your self and your atitude
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Post by: Gloriano on July 16, 2004, 06:46:10 pm: Indeed that was funny :lol:
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Post by: an0n on July 16, 2004, 06:55:09 pm: The RealDoll discussions were funnier:

Quote
an0n:[/u] I'm gonna try and get one custom-made for halloween with its guts spilling out and ****
Tiara:[/u] LOL
* TheVirtu has joined #nodewar
an0n:[/u] Think how much you could make renting it out to necrophiles

an0n:[/u] If you could get one that looked like an unconcious japanese schoolgirl, you'd make millions

TheVirtu:[/u] What can I do to make this site more active...
Shi:[/u] Anime girls.
El_Wolf:[/u] hmm
Shi:[/u] Who're squeaking.

TheVirtu:[/u] I would, but my boyfriend might mind though...
TheVirtu:[/u]
TheVirtu:[/u] Seriously, if it actually would get FS developed, I'm game. But somehow, I doubt that a computer game community would be the best candidate for that particular type of fundraising.
TheVirtu:[/u] ...
Shi:[/u] Virtu, WHAT!?
Shi:[/u] You have a boyfriend?
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Post by: Knight Templar on July 16, 2004, 08:27:09 pm: :lol: :lol:

I knew it. Ever since AoB got that pink forum colour a while back.
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Post by: Genryu on July 17, 2004, 03:58:22 am: /me sees this thread going the way of the Full Monty
:p
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Post by: Setekh on July 17, 2004, 04:40:13 am: You guys. :p
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Post by: WMCoolmon on July 17, 2004, 04:43:26 am: I'd consider donating if the money were donated towards the Buy-FS-Rights fund. :p
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Post by: Fury on July 17, 2004, 04:45:33 am: This thread is crazy. :wtf:
Shame about Tiara being married though... WHAT?!
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Post by: an0n on July 17, 2004, 11:58:00 am: I dunno, TCO is an open-minded kinda guy.
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Post by: Executor on July 17, 2004, 12:05:47 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Pour example: Which boobs are better: Keira Knightley's or Natalie Portmans?

Answer: Natalie Portmans: Because you've never seen them.

I guess you haven't been surfing the Net for long. There are pictures of Natalie Portman topless at a beach. I'd post a link, but I doubt Steak would approve.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 17, 2004, 12:07:09 pm: he wouldn't and don't
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Post by: an0n on July 17, 2004, 12:08:55 pm: Ah, crap. I forgot about the beach pics.

Yeah, well..........err.........YOU SMELL!

*runs*
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 17, 2004, 01:23:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
Hey guys, you're gonna be blown away when I tell you about this great new invention. Unlimited pron for like 15 bucks a month.

Its called the Interweb, and apparently Al Gore invented it one day when he has feeling particularly horny and his wife wasn't putting out.

Y'see, if that was true - Gore lets us see bush, and Bush lets us see gore!
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Post by: Stealth on July 17, 2004, 06:06:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by an0n

Pour example: Which boobs are better: Keira Knightley's or Natalie Portmans?

Answer: Natalie Portmans: Because you've never seen them.

that's because they practically don't exist.

*braces for counter from an0n*
j/k an0n :D :D :D
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Post by: an0n on July 17, 2004, 06:37:42 pm: Portman has horrible boobs.

IIRC they're small and kinda pointy.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on July 17, 2004, 06:46:48 pm: Keira's boobs? Where?

Oh, wait, ain't she still under 18? Uhm... damn. Now I'm stuck between feeling like a pedo, and wanting to see nice tits.

Nice tits wins. Where?
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Post by: an0n on July 17, 2004, 06:49:14 pm: She's 19.

But she was 15-16 in The Hole, so it's kinda iffy.
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Post by: Knight Templar on July 17, 2004, 08:37:34 pm: Wanna post on NW?
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 17, 2004, 09:35:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Thorn
You know. I dont even know what she looks like. I'm not sure I'd want to anyway :p

The one with the white thingy :D
(http://www.swooh.com/peon/Tiara/gallery/tiara.jpg)