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Title: Hey guys, I'm new here...
Post by: Aunt Thrax on July 21, 2004, 02:54:52 pm
Hi everyone, I'm an avid gamer and am new here...Just wanted to say hi.
Here I am


Edit: Link removed - this is a family site, believe it or not. //Kalfireth.[/color]
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 21, 2004, 02:56:20 pm
Welcome!
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Post by: Cetanu on July 21, 2004, 02:56:41 pm
I see a ban comming in...
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Post by: Rampage on July 21, 2004, 02:57:49 pm
:welcome:

Oh yeah, don't post p0rn or p0rn accessories here.  You insult ultra conservative Christians like me.  An0n would probably argue against me on that point though.  Thanks.

And what do you mean by - - - - gamer?  Should I take that literally?
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Post by: Aunt Thrax on July 21, 2004, 02:58:16 pm
why?
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Post by: Cetanu on July 21, 2004, 03:01:13 pm
ah you actually "react", I just thought you are the typical spam poster :D
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Post by: Vertigo1 on July 21, 2004, 03:10:48 pm
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Originally posted by Aunt Thrax
why?


They're referring to the advertisements on the left side.
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Post by: Gloriano on July 21, 2004, 03:12:01 pm
Welcome to HLP
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Post by: Aunt Thrax on July 21, 2004, 03:12:25 pm
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Originally posted by Cetanu
ah you actually "react", I just thought you are the typical spam poster :D


aren't you used to women who "react"?
;7
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Post by: Rampage on July 21, 2004, 03:18:56 pm
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Originally posted by Aunt Thrax


aren't you used to women who "react"?
;7


Why am I not surprised that you're a perv?  [Calls an0n]
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 21, 2004, 03:21:00 pm
Take down that Pr0N Girl!!!

:welcome:
Welcome To HLP ;)
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Post by: Cetanu on July 21, 2004, 03:21:50 pm
funny, funny... have fun and far well - whatever is next :)
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:24:37 pm
WHOA what did this guy have as his picture?

i assume it was some pr0nography or something.  did he have a picture of himself nude?
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Post by: vyper on July 21, 2004, 03:24:38 pm
You know, I'd like to think this was a woman and that was her picture.

I also like to think I can buy a Mazda RX8 when I graduate uni.
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Post by: vyper on July 21, 2004, 03:25:26 pm
[q]Why am I not surprised that you're a perv? [Calls an0n][/q]

Haha.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 21, 2004, 03:25:31 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
WHOA what did this guy have as his picture?

i assume it was some pr0nography or something.  did he have a picture of himself nude?

:lol:
It's a female, we don't get very many :p
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Post by: Fineus on July 21, 2004, 03:26:23 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
WHOA what did this guy have as his picture?

i assume it was some pr0nography or something.  did he have a picture of himself nude?

No, it was of a girl - the shot was clean but the site had links to other pronography that was unacceptable.
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:26:26 pm
oh really?  so this is a new girl?  cool. ... that makes like 3 of them now.
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 03:26:49 pm
Thanks Thunder.

and now.....

welcome to HLP.  around here we are family, so when you meet my brother Earl, and my other brother Earl, and my sister Earlinda (who used to be yet ANOTHER brother Earl, don't sweat em.

four if i am not mistaken stealth.  We got a new one yesterday too.  But unfortunatley she is already spoken for.  So now Raa can't hit on her anymore.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 21, 2004, 03:27:16 pm
:lol:
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:27:19 pm
what does your wife think of your "Location" Shadowwolf? :p

does she know? ;)
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 21, 2004, 03:27:23 pm
She claims to be a female, but do we know for sure? Anyone can pose as anyone on the internet. Sure hope its a female though.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 21, 2004, 03:29:02 pm
Ok, stop spamming and show her SCP goodies :D
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:29:05 pm
yea for real.  it's like those kids in games that pose as girls, and everyone's like "OMG WANNA CYBER!?!?!?"... and i'm like, meeehhhh, chances are it's a guy just trying to get a rise out of everyone.

you can never tell.
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Post by: Styxx on July 21, 2004, 03:29:13 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
what does your wife think of your "Location" Shadowwolf? :p

does she know? ;)


Check her location. ;)
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:29:36 pm
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Originally posted by jdjtcagle
Ok, stop spamming and show her SCP


k

hey girl, check the SCP forum.

and welcome to HLP by the way :D
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 03:29:55 pm
awwww stealth....who do you think the Blonde is?
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:30:12 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx


Check her location. ;)


what's his wife's forum name?


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awwww stealth....who do you think the Blonde is?

:nervous: :blah:
sorry.  i thought your wife had black hair for some chance.  maybe that was someone else.
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Post by: Cetanu on July 21, 2004, 03:31:56 pm
plz that hurts - use your brains boys: no real female would post that in her first posting unless she has some serious psychic problems...  and even then here wouldn't be the right place to cure them...
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Post by: Aunt Thrax on July 21, 2004, 03:33:14 pm
Yes, I'm female.
I don't really care what was on that site, I posted a link to a free image hosting website.
And what's with the mod's here?
Anytime a woman comes here they must go like:
"Hey, it's of the female species"
**long pause**
"Nah, must be a troll, where's the BAN button?"
Great.
:doubt:
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 03:33:17 pm
That was higgy's wife stealth.

and no...the moderators aren't all like that.....they have busted me yet....i mean my lady...er........ummmmm.....

I'm a guy by the grace of god and that series of painful operations. :D

care for some pepsi?
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 21, 2004, 03:34:07 pm
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Originally posted by Cetanu
serious psychic problems...  


:lol:
ROTFLMAO!!!
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Post by: Cetanu on July 21, 2004, 03:34:33 pm
well, aunty - maybe you rethink WHAT kind of forum you joined and how much you were on topic so far ;)
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Post by: Aunt Thrax on July 21, 2004, 03:36:14 pm
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Originally posted by Cetanu
well, aunty - maybe you rethink WHAT kind of forum you joined and how much you were on topic so far ;)


Good point, but how is posting a pic of myself any different than the guy who posted a picture of his car?
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Post by: vyper on July 21, 2004, 03:36:15 pm
[q]Yes, I'm female.
I don't really care what was on that site, I posted a link to a free image hosting website. [/q]

So this is supposed to be you then?

[q]"Hey, it's of the female species"
**long pause**
"Nah, must be a troll, where's the BAN button?"
Great.[/q]

They get like that this time of the month.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 21, 2004, 03:36:16 pm
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Originally posted by Aunt Thrax
Yes, I'm female.
I don't really care what was on that site, I posted a link to a free image hosting website.
And what's with the mod's here?
Anytime a woman comes here they must go like:
"Hey, it's of the female species"
**long pause**
"Nah, must be a troll, where's the BAN button?"
Great.
:doubt:


The mods are not the problems, it's the HLP spammers!

Sorry about the female species deal... It was a joke ;)

Now check out the SCP and enjoy your stay... err try
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:36:27 pm
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Originally posted by ShadowWolf_IH
That was higgy's wife stealth.


oooh.  i was thinking mikhael's wife.
so what's the infamous 'location'  your wife has in her profile that Styxx is referring to?
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Post by: Fineus on July 21, 2004, 03:38:36 pm
I don't see what's so hard to understand - the site contains pornography and this is a gaming site, you know this. If you want to link to your pic - link to the picture...which is fine... and not the site.

And you're still here - so clearly we're not reaching for any ban buttons. Of course - male or female, a troll is a troll. Try not to be one and enjoy the forums :)
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Post by: Gloriano on July 21, 2004, 03:39:41 pm
ShadoWolf your wife joined here eh?

and I didn't say welcome..crap


:)
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Post by: Vertigo1 on July 21, 2004, 03:39:57 pm
Or if you don't want to do that, there are plenty of people willing to host your picture.
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Post by: Stealth on July 21, 2004, 03:40:19 pm
yeah link to the picture
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Post by: vyper on July 21, 2004, 03:45:18 pm
(http://www.imagedump.com/pics/44911.jpg)

lets try that...
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 03:46:22 pm
Not yet...but i do hope to meet the right sheep one day. ;)
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Post by: Fineus on July 21, 2004, 03:46:34 pm
Looks like direct-linking is right out.

That said - I'm sure we can do without an image. It's not strictly necessary to have one to recieve a welcome around here :nod:
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 03:48:35 pm
This is an odd thread. No doubt that Aunt Thrax could be a shivan. Why do I get the feeling that DS is hiring people to register on HLP so all they can do is spam and cause a catastrophic calamity.......            

:nervous:  :shaking:
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Post by: vyper on July 21, 2004, 03:49:29 pm
Thunder, whether this is a real chick or not the picture's worth the effort - she looks cute. :p
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Post by: Styxx on July 21, 2004, 03:49:33 pm
You guys crack me up.
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Post by: vyper on July 21, 2004, 03:50:54 pm
Falcon, shurrup - that's one way to get a thread closed.
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 03:52:51 pm
No she doesn't...she chases cars and bites the mailman.  give her a hickey and you'll get fur in your mouth.
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Post by: Cetanu on July 21, 2004, 03:53:28 pm
Paranoia is cureable too... but again: not on this board :D
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 03:53:57 pm
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Originally posted by vyper
Falcon, shurrup - that's one way to get a thread closed.


soory..... with all these nebs running around it seems that HLP has been getting cramped. Im claustraphobic you know..... we need a new building or a newb training camp.....
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Post by: Ace on July 21, 2004, 03:54:04 pm
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Originally posted by Rampage
Oh yeah, don't post p0rn or p0rn accessories here.  You insult ultra conservative Christians like me.  


*insert witty response here*
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 21, 2004, 03:54:17 pm
LOL, what was a simple welcome thead is now a full scale argument. Just chill out. I have the link to the picture and if you want it THAT bad just PM me.
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Post by: Vertigo1 on July 21, 2004, 03:55:05 pm
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Originally posted by Falcon


soory..... with all these nebs running around it seems that HLP has been getting cramped. Im claustraphobic you know..... we need a new building or a newb training camp.....


No, what we need is to fire up.....TEH GRILL!
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Post by: Fineus on July 21, 2004, 03:55:23 pm
MP - Indeed!
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 03:56:04 pm
It's an arguement?  i thought we were all just having fun.  Welcome to our family Thrax.  Here in HLP we don't try to hide our feelings....but on the other hand you will always know what we think.
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 03:56:33 pm
The Grill :nervous:
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Post by: Aunt Thrax on July 21, 2004, 03:56:49 pm
Thanks for the welcome guys,
although I must admit, I didn't think my arrival here would cause such a big stir up
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Post by: karajorma on July 21, 2004, 04:00:15 pm
The appearance of a female will stir some of the guys up around here. The appearance of a female who doesn't seem to care that her picture is on a site linking to porn is likely to blow a few blood vessels in some of the more sex starved members :D
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Post by: Cetanu on July 21, 2004, 04:00:29 pm
well not quite true: without the link it would have been a simple thing... but since there was this link Aunty clearly aimed for that to happen - I don't believe in naivity of that kind... neither in easter bunnies nor Santa Claus... and now I'm out of here :D
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Post by: Sapphire on July 21, 2004, 04:00:46 pm
Welcome Aunt Thrax... from one newbie to another.  

*Huddles in a corner watching the grill being heated up*:nervous:
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:00:50 pm
Well I don't know about you guys but Im leaving this building and moving to the new one on the mountain top. It's my new observatory. Oh and if you try to break in you will have to try to get through the flak turrets first and the telescope which is an actually a high power beam cannon. Just thought I'd warn you. :D
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Post by: Gloriano on July 21, 2004, 04:01:20 pm
Have fun as we all do and it's just fine :)


but don't break rules because if you do admins respond
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 04:01:27 pm
We need m,ore women here.  cause i hate doing the dishes.
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:02:31 pm
I have robotic servants in my overservatory so I don't worry. My building is better than yours!
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Post by: Thorn on July 21, 2004, 04:02:55 pm
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Originally posted by karajorma
The appearance of a female will stir some of the guys up around here. The appearance of a female who doesn't seem to care that her picture is on a site linking to porn is likely to blow a few blood vessels in some of the more sex starved members :D


What he said. The majority of this community is in the 15-20 range, all males, except for 3 or 4, one of which is active.
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 04:03:16 pm
damn falcon...robotic sevants and an Inflate-o-date.  your house rocks.
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:04:51 pm
Its going to be the safe house for all HLP admins and moderators so they don't have to deal with newb rubbish. I call it the HLP Oberservatory! Newbs beware of Shivans. I going to be hiring some tonight :devil:
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Post by: Dark_4ce on July 21, 2004, 04:05:17 pm
(http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/images/welcome2hlpbb.gif)

Welcome to the board that never sleeps... Or awakes for that matter. We're a friendly, if not wacky bunch. So...  What made you decide to come here? :D Apart from loving the freespace series.
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Post by: Tiara on July 21, 2004, 04:05:34 pm
*is amazed by the lack of Anthrax jokes*

:nervous:
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Post by: Sapphire on July 21, 2004, 04:06:40 pm
xx
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Post by: Thorn on July 21, 2004, 04:06:42 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara
*is amazed by the lack of Anthrax jokes*

:nervous:


Half the people here aren't that sharp.
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:06:58 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara
*is amazed by the lack of Anthrax jokes*

:nervous:


:lol: You obviously have an obsession with the stuff.....
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 04:07:22 pm
shhhhhh thorn....we were trying to avoid the easy jokes.
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Post by: Thorn on July 21, 2004, 04:09:20 pm
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Originally posted by ShadowWolf_IH
shhhhhh thorn....we were trying to avoid the easy jokes.

Sure you were, Sparky....
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:09:21 pm
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Thank you for the welcome Falcon.  Makes me have warm fuzzies all over.


Your a newb soooooo ACCESS DENIED!

darn where did I put that hydrogen bomb at?

Have any of you seen it...... Its got to be around here somewhere.  

:devil:
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Post by: Thorn on July 21, 2004, 04:10:23 pm
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Originally posted by Falcon


Your a newb soooooo ACCESS DENIED!

darn where did I put that hydrogen bomb at?

Have any of you seen it...... Its got to be around here somewhere.  

:devil:

You're still pretty new yourself there boy...
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 04:10:51 pm
Falcon was aperantly never a newb.
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:12:25 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn

You're still pretty new yourself there boy...


So your saying that you dont want access to my overservatory filled with all you can eat Sathanas size cake and Bosh Beer with all the access to weapons? Okay I'll just have to find my ......LIST
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Post by: Rictor on July 21, 2004, 04:13:16 pm
*shakes head*

Don't scare away the newbies. Without them we'de have nothing to amuse ourselves with.
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Post by: Fineus on July 21, 2004, 04:14:05 pm
Er.. is this going anywhere? I mean I know we all love a good spam *coughs* but... it's getting a bit much.
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Post by: an0n on July 21, 2004, 04:14:41 pm
[attenborough] And here we have the: Geekus Non-Copulous. This fascinating creature is unlike any other, in that where most males would perform mating ritual, dance or song....on sighting a female the Geekus Non-Copulous loses all motor function and turns into a blithering idiot. He we can see a flock of the Geekus prancing around a prospective mate. Watch as the individual specimen try to distance themself from the pack by displaying ever-increasing levels of boobery and non-chalant behaviour. It really is a rare treat to see such a large gathering of the Geekus in the presence of a female, as they are generally repelled from the males by both sight and sound.

Wait, what's this? My God, this is a real treat. There, amidst the undergrowth, is the rarest of the rare: Anonus *****slapus. This amazing creature stalks the Geekus with its keen eye and razor-sharp wit, preying on the weak and powerless, looking to use their shattered carcus to move amongst the other Geekus before making daring attacks against the flock and securing sustainence enough for many months, in a single strike.[/attenborough]
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Post by: Dark_4ce on July 21, 2004, 04:14:49 pm
Fresh...Meat...

*ahem* sorry.

I see we have more new people here too. Thats good.

Anon: ROFL! :lol: :yes:
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Post by: Gloriano on July 21, 2004, 04:15:01 pm
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Er.. is this going anywhere? I mean I know we all love a good spam *coughs* but... it's getting a bit much.



Yeah it's going bit over:)
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:16:24 pm
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Originally posted by Rictor
*shakes head*

Don't scare away the newbies. Without them we'de have nothing to amuse ourselves with.


Yeah without them my shivans would go hungry


Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Er.. is this going anywhere? I mean I know we all love a good spam *coughs* but... it's getting a bit much.


I'll try to keep it down as I do hate the food :ick:
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Post by: Flipside on July 21, 2004, 04:18:19 pm
You know, this grew 4 pages in the time it took to play one Dungeon Keeper 2 level :/
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Post by: Falcon on July 21, 2004, 04:19:47 pm
The Dungeon in my HLP Observatory is still being built atm but the torture devices should be operational soon......
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on July 21, 2004, 04:21:09 pm
shouldn't you be posting something in NW about how you scraed the newbs falcon?
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Post by: Thorn on July 21, 2004, 04:21:58 pm
Where is that picture of the guy bashing his head on the desk repeately? That would be so appropriate here.
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Post by: Fineus on July 21, 2004, 04:23:31 pm
I think this is enough for now. Thread locked.