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Title: US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
Post by: Rictor on July 22, 2004, 06:25:09 am
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/07/21/military.perks.reut/

Just....speechless.
Title: US Army offers breast implants as recruiting tool.
Post by: Turnsky on July 22, 2004, 06:33:40 am
y'see, this is part of their new weapon in the war against terror, they get the women to flash infront of their attackers.. :p
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Post by: redmenace on July 22, 2004, 06:39:46 am
I am, for the first time, ashamed to be an american
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Post by: Ashrak on July 22, 2004, 06:43:00 am
lmao
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Post by: beatspete on July 22, 2004, 06:48:14 am
Giant novelty breasts can't be that practicle on the battlefield....
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Post by: vyper on July 22, 2004, 06:53:53 am
[q]Giant novelty breasts can't be that practicle on the battlefield....[/q]

Somebody could lose an eye...
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Post by: Falcon on July 22, 2004, 08:18:16 am
All I can say is :wtf:
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 22, 2004, 08:21:54 am
I did not realize that they were actively recruiting women like that. Im speechless...
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Post by: delta_7890 on July 22, 2004, 08:33:39 am
I really don't see what the big deal is.  It gives the surgeons the practice they'll need, and it's obviously a benefit to those who want these kinds of surgeries.  Breast implants aren't the *only* thing they've offered (though I'm sure it's the most popular).
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Post by: an0n on July 22, 2004, 08:51:14 am
Remind me again why the Muslim fanatics are attacking?
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 22, 2004, 09:00:04 am
Those radical bastards think we are some kind of ruthless kings that want to kill all the men and rape all the women. That about sums it up. Its not all muslims though.
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Post by: an0n on July 22, 2004, 09:06:08 am
No, I meant why they were attacking America, not me specifically.
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Post by: Sigma957 on July 22, 2004, 09:10:43 am
I for one would certainly lay down my arms ;7 :lol:
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Post by: vyper on July 22, 2004, 09:14:03 am
[q]No, I meant why they were attacking America, not me specifically.[/q]
:lol:
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Post by: Rictor on July 22, 2004, 09:22:37 am
I guess this only goes to show what kind of people sign up for the Army.
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 22, 2004, 09:23:12 am
In my opinion, I think the real reason is they are just jealous about how "pampered" and "oversexed" we are over here.... If I were a muslim man I would be so mad that women couldnt wear short shorts...
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Post by: Rictor on July 22, 2004, 09:30:04 am
Please tell me you realize that not all Muslim countries are ultra-fundamentalist. Though there are long-standing tradtions that govern social behaviour, its not all like Saudi Arabia, in that there are no governmental laws in place.

Also, its not "the Muslims" who hate America, its "the oppressed". Its just so happens that those two groups overlap quite a bit.
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Post by: kasperl on July 22, 2004, 10:22:00 am
They said it was to allow the surgeons cutting practice. I see a reason here, since the army must be running out of corpses to cut in, they do it with their own soldiers.
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Post by: Flipside on July 22, 2004, 10:28:29 am
Sorry, that's just too messed up!

How about Kevlar implants? ;)
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Post by: Black_Knight on July 22, 2004, 10:30:22 am
Made of Kevlar, then they might be practical.  :P
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 22, 2004, 10:32:42 am
I'd like to see Kevlar implants made of anything else...
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 22, 2004, 10:36:35 am
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Originally posted by Rictor
Please tell me you realize that not all Muslim countries are ultra-fundamentalist. Though there are long-standing tradtions that govern social behaviour, its not all like Saudi Arabia, in that there are no governmental laws in place.

Also, its not "the Muslims" who hate America, its "the oppressed". Its just so happens that those two groups overlap quite a bit.


Dont worry, I realize :)

BTW, kevlar would be better for implants because its bulletproof.
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Post by: MatthewPapa on July 22, 2004, 10:37:11 am
EDIT: DOUBLE POST, DISREGARD
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Post by: Gortef on July 22, 2004, 11:21:24 am
That's just plain hilarious :lol:
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Post by: Ghostavo on July 22, 2004, 12:52:24 pm
Now THAT is a distraction strategy :lol:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on July 22, 2004, 01:38:04 pm
Big boobies are good
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Post by: Martinus on July 22, 2004, 02:14:10 pm
[color=66ff00]I like the smaller ones, about hand sized is good.

Anyhow, it's a great way for the army to keep abreast of potential conflict.
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Post by: Carl on July 22, 2004, 02:17:06 pm
this news would be surprising if it weren't months old.
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on July 22, 2004, 02:18:58 pm
...are we really THAT desperate for new recruits...? :wtf:
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Post by: Gloriano on July 22, 2004, 02:21:27 pm
That gotta be most idiotic thing I heard from US military:blah:

but gotta admit I laughed:)
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Post by: Darkage on July 22, 2004, 02:39:10 pm
:lol: this is just stupid.



Although i wouldn't mind testing the breast implants.
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Post by: vyper on July 22, 2004, 02:43:53 pm
If it's more than a lump, it's good for a hump...
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Post by: Rictor on July 22, 2004, 03:04:12 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
That gotta be most idiotic thing I heard from US military:blah:

but gotta admit I laughed:)


Of all the resources essential to war, people is the only one that you can't buy directly on the market. Thats why they have to come up with **** like this, its the equivalent of paying a certain price per fresh soldier.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on July 22, 2004, 03:34:42 pm
You mean C&C has been lying to me all these years?
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Post by: Knight Templar on July 22, 2004, 06:27:19 pm
Goddamn.... I love being American.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on July 23, 2004, 12:15:42 am
Yeah, and you will continue to do so until you see the male recruits who got implants.