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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: diamondgeezer on July 22, 2004, 03:43:39 pm

Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: diamondgeezer on July 22, 2004, 03:43:39 pm
In the spirit of people posting about how much their lives suck, only inverted, I've decided to take stock of life and let you all gaze in awe:


Employer - Ferrari-Maserati Maranello (http://www.maranellosales.com/index_flash.asp)

Wallet - Fat with cash

Girlfriend - 36F boobs

Entertainment - Tickets booked to see Mr Scruff in August and WWE RAW in October


Me > You :ha:
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 22, 2004, 03:45:37 pm
your dreams are no match for my reality :p j/k pretty impressive ;)
Title: Re: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: MatthewPapa on July 22, 2004, 03:47:42 pm
Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Girlfriend - 36F boobs
 

Can we trade girlfriends?
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: vyper on July 22, 2004, 03:48:30 pm
[q]Girlfriend - 36F boobs[/q]

Phear the titties.

[q]Wallet - Fat with cash[/q]

When combined with the above quote I'd expect it to be fat with condoms.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: jdjtcagle on July 22, 2004, 03:49:55 pm
or are you wanting Diamondtots? :p
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Rictor on July 22, 2004, 04:01:24 pm
WWE? I didn't know they had rednecks in Limey.

other than that, I envy you. BTW, what do you do at Ferrari?
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: vyper on July 22, 2004, 04:09:38 pm
He's the wind tunnel equipment... he farts for them... :p
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Knight Templar on July 22, 2004, 07:23:46 pm
I guess you can't complain with a girl who has melons the size of your head.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Falcon on July 22, 2004, 07:33:14 pm
*steals DG's wallet*
*runs*
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Darkage on July 23, 2004, 12:47:24 am
;7
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Cabbie on July 23, 2004, 01:05:52 am
...but are you a pop star? (http://www.members.shaw.ca/xxvietnamxx1/bechau1.wmv)
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: WMCoolmon on July 23, 2004, 02:01:58 am
:lol:

This thread exemplifies the meaning of "Maturity and the Community"
Title: Re: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Liberator on July 23, 2004, 02:16:28 am
Well, here goes my much vaunted, but actually very lousy rep.

Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Girlfriend - 36F boobs


Piccies please!:lol:
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: an0n on July 23, 2004, 06:02:23 am
......Unfortunately her measurements are 36F-56-36.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: vyper on July 23, 2004, 06:56:19 am
*shudders*
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Sandwich on July 23, 2004, 07:03:34 am
Ugh. Do NOT go there!
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: diamondgeezer on July 23, 2004, 02:07:27 pm
Luckily, an0n is wrong
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Janos on July 24, 2004, 06:44:02 am
- Hangover
- getting fat due to large amounts of beer
- no decent haircut
- no job, no education
- no working computer
- addicted to Civilization III
- addicted to tobacco
- partying too much
- no money
- Apparently llama has shat on my mouth, because it tastes so horrible
- I watch birds.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: an0n on July 24, 2004, 07:21:38 am
- No ****ing sleep.
- No ****ing sleep.
- No ****ing sleep.
- Stupid family who leave the ****ing dog barking for 20 minutes rather than just opening the GODDDAMN DOOR!
- Piece of **** bedroom door that bangs when there's the slightest ****ing breeze.
- Niece who screams.
- Family who are retards and think the best way to stop her is to let her do it for a ****ing hour while I'm trying to ****ing sleep.
- No ****ing sleep.
- No goddamn, mother-****ing sleep.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: kasperl on July 24, 2004, 07:57:48 am
And no roasties.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: an0n on July 24, 2004, 08:16:55 am
I might trap you in a forum with Trashman, for that.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: kasperl on July 24, 2004, 08:25:05 am
Well, I knew something like that would happen, but I just wanted to point out that you'd forgotten something.

BTW, how did you take revenge?
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: an0n on July 24, 2004, 10:00:26 am
You'll see.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Falcon on July 24, 2004, 10:12:09 am
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
You'll see.



I can only imagine........

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I watch to much television

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Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: Windrunner on July 24, 2004, 10:19:14 am
Quote
Originally posted by vyper
He's the wind tunnel equipment... he farts for them... :p


LOL :lol:
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: kasperl on July 24, 2004, 10:33:30 am
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
You'll see.


I meant against your dad, not against me.
Title: Life Is Good aka DG's Big Boasting Thread
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on July 24, 2004, 10:49:14 am
I have a girlfriend with moderate boobies, I work on sheds and mow the lawns for decent cash, and I'm booked to go to the movies to see any random flick some time soon.

Wallet - About 100 bucks. Not bad for a teenager... :D