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Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Genryu on August 04, 2004, 09:36:03 am
Stupid animal waited just for the time I was driving (at nearly 100 km/h) to cross the road. Had the scare of my life trying to avoid it. And it's not the first time that happens to me, though it's usually more with cats. Ever noticed that many elements of the animal kingdom seems to have a death wish when it comes to crossing roads ?
(and no chicken jokes, please :p )
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: vyper on August 04, 2004, 09:37:41 am
My mate's had to spend 50 quid getting his grill replaced after he hit a rabbit at 85MPH. Silly creatures.

I wonder if he's still got teh ears.
Title: Re: Friggin' deer
Post by: Fineus on August 04, 2004, 09:48:40 am
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Originally posted by Genryu
Stupid animal waited just for the time I was driving (at nearly 100 km/h) to cross the road. Had the scare of my life trying to avoid it. And it's not the first time that happens to me, though it's usually more with cats. Ever noticed that many elements of the animal kingdom seems to have a death wish when it comes to crossing roads ?

The secret here is - to drive more slowly ;)
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Carl on August 04, 2004, 10:18:02 am
yeah, why are you driving so fast? 100 km/h is stupid.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Night Hammer on August 04, 2004, 10:32:26 am
Down here in texas deer are everywhere, thats why we all have big trucks. I hit a deer goin 70 in my truck and it barely left a dent(but there was blood all up and down the side of it :doubt: )
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Taristin on August 04, 2004, 10:41:16 am
A deer would pwn my integra.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: jdjtcagle on August 04, 2004, 10:44:02 am
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Originally posted by Night Hammer
Down here in texas deer are everywhere, thats why we all have big trucks. I hit a deer goin 70 in my truck and it barely left a dent(but there was blood all up and down the side of it :doubt: )



:lol:

Ahhh, the memories...
Yeah, we have ALOT in Oklahoma, too!!!
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Black Wolf on August 04, 2004, 10:53:23 am
100 km/h - that's 62.5 mph - not that fast :p.

Kangaroos are the things you've got to watch out for hitting around here - depending on the size they'll put a nice dent in your car and come to a sticky end, or put a huge dent in your car, get up, shake their heads and jump off again.

Unless of course you're clever and get a roobar.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Genryu on August 04, 2004, 10:53:42 am
I could drive more slowly, but where's the fun in that ? ;)
Joke asides, I wasn't driving that fast, the speed limit on the kind of road I was on is 90 km/h. French regulation, remember :p
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: JR2000Z on August 04, 2004, 12:14:09 pm
Surprisingly, I'm more cautious with kitties and puppies.

Last weekend I saw a deer lying dead on the median on the freeway. I was like how the **** did that get there?
Title: Re: Friggin' deer
Post by: Lonestar on August 04, 2004, 12:38:20 pm
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Originally posted by Genryu
Stupid animal waited just for the time I was driving (at nearly 100 km/h) to cross the road. Had the scare of my life trying to avoid it. And it's not the first time that happens to me, though it's usually more with cats. Ever noticed that many elements of the animal kingdom seems to have a death wish when it comes to crossing roads ?
(and no chicken jokes, please :p )


Driving down the highway home and to the city we see about 3 deer dead a day. I think they are doing some kind of mass suicide pact or something, i mean 3 dear a day, thats 21 dear a week, at 84 deer's a month. I didnt realize their were this many deers!
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Genryu on August 04, 2004, 12:55:08 pm
If the media were to hear of this, would they accuse the game deer hunter for all the killed deer near your home ? ;)
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2004, 01:42:11 pm
heh... we have deer in our backyard almost every week way out where I live. They come by and eat all the flowers and crap all over the lawn. Whenever we have visitors they're like "Ooh, look at the deer" and I'm like "So what..."
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Night Hammer on August 04, 2004, 04:42:05 pm
where in texas are you from red sniper?
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2004, 04:51:09 pm
Colombus (edit: pop 3916:doubt: ), west of Houston.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Drew on August 04, 2004, 04:53:29 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
yeah, why are you driving so fast? 100 km/h is stupid.


:wtf:
fast?
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Night Hammer on August 04, 2004, 05:07:03 pm
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Originally posted by redsniper
Colombus, west of Houston.


Oh see drive 8 hours west into the desert and you got good old San Angelo:ick:
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2004, 05:18:21 pm
and Stealth (the other Texan) lives in Houston (I think)
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Slasher on August 04, 2004, 05:18:47 pm
I hit a deer back in October of 2002.  It was an empty country road and she had plenty of time to cross before or after I got there, but oh nooooooooooo.  The little thing had to wait until I passed someone at 70mph before bounding into my lane.  The collision was pretty violent and I remember I didn't even stop to check the damage.  I just drove the rest of the way to school in this trance-like shock.

Sometimes it seems like animals time their run across the road such that they'll get hit on purpose.  I mean, what could be so pressing that they absolutely have to cross in front of a car with only seconds, or less, to spare?
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2004, 05:21:43 pm
it's why we're the dominant species and they're not :p
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Knight Templar on August 05, 2004, 03:11:03 am
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Originally posted by Drew


:wtf:
fast?


Relatively, if you're on a road where deer are available to be hit.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: Genryu on August 05, 2004, 12:44:25 pm
Well, it was the first time I saw or heard of a deer here, in my defence.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: J3Vr6 on August 05, 2004, 04:59:48 pm
Daaaaamn, the only thing I've ever run over was a possum at night, and that was right outside my highschool.  Little bugger freezes in my headlights and just sits there on the road.  I swerve to go around him and the poophead decides to go in that direction, causing a nice little "THUMP" as the steel bumper on my old Chrystler 5th Avenue crushes his skull.

Next morning, I'm driving to school and by then hundreds of students have been dropped off.  That possum looked like a pancake with its period.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: MicroPsycho on August 05, 2004, 07:38:21 pm
It's the moose you really have to worry about, they're huge! No moose around where I live, mostly racoons and the odd skunk which really stink once pancaked.
Title: Friggin' deer
Post by: JR2000Z on August 06, 2004, 02:11:45 am
Texas is the best state that I've been in of that has enough open roads to race drive without traffic.

I'm actually in Houston/Dallas right now for vacation. I didn't bring my car with me.