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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lightspeed on August 13, 2004, 02:38:07 pm

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Lightspeed on August 13, 2004, 02:38:07 pm

Somehow I think I found this funnier as i should - I can barely breathe :D

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Especially hilarious how "MindGames" translates to "Mind Warez"

;)

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Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Tiara on August 13, 2004, 02:43:18 pm

:wtf:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Fury on August 13, 2004, 02:49:22 pm

Oh, you filtered HLP through one of those whatevertheyarecalledthatdojustthat. :p

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Lightspeed on August 13, 2004, 03:12:45 pm

Try it, it's fun :D

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 13, 2004, 03:26:25 pm

If you really want a good laugh, run the forums through pornolize.com.

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: jdjtcagle on August 13, 2004, 04:01:13 pm

:lol: :yes:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Ghostavo on August 13, 2004, 04:33:34 pm

Go check NT Victorious under pornolize.com :lol: :D

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Tiara on August 13, 2004, 04:48:43 pm

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The gangbanging Babylon "*****" Project
A raunching forum for the spanking conversion that ****s the Babylon 5 universe to FreeSpace 2.

:lol:

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Machina "Mistress Shiva" Terra
The "Jar Jar" Machine has awakened, and nothing will be the same again.

Eh? Kinda appropriate title though :D

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Hard "Pimp Mastah" Light Jerks
Fresh farts straight from the HLP2.0 website.

:lol: (Thats the news forum btw :D)

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****lapps
War has again come to the fist****ing solar system. The starborn have balled their sex fights, the great game licks anew

:lol::lol::lol: Nice name fore 'Mindgames'

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Knight "Bite Me" Templar

:p

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Sigma957 on August 13, 2004, 04:59:32 pm

LOL :lol:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Lightspeed on August 13, 2004, 05:04:00 pm

Ford "The-Champ" Prefect :D

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Taristin on August 13, 2004, 05:17:37 pm

Meh. my posts didn't modify very well. :p

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: jdjtcagle on August 13, 2004, 05:20:49 pm

Whut in tarnation!....

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Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 13, 2004, 05:48:37 pm

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No thread specified, cuss it all t' tarnation. Eff'n yo' follered a valid link, please notify th' webmaster

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Lightspeed on August 13, 2004, 05:56:36 pm

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De teaseh traileh de WC Saga team did last year's CIC Birdday was met wid good feedback, but de biggest kiticism was dat dehe wun't not any plot t' go wid de FX, it was dgust a bunch of gameplay footage. Um uh.Webuhll, dat's goigg t' change startigg now. Um uh. Dis is de new Wigg Commandeh Saga teaseh traileh, wid a strong emphasis on our flagship campaign, set in the, uh, ebents of Wigg Commandeh 3. Webuh made cutscenes 'n dialogue in a style dat was of de Wigg Commandeh 3 teaseh traileh from way back. Stuff t' say upfront: wid the, uh, excepshun of de behy last scene, uh uh uh, ebehydigg is straite from de in-game engine. DOIHH!All de boices habe been recordid by Saga boice ackors 'n not rippid from Freespace 2. Lee me lone!Music is dgust f' traileh purposes on, it won't be in de ackual game.  

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: adwight on August 13, 2004, 08:48:06 pm

How do you do this, btw?

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Corhellion on August 13, 2004, 09:25:24 pm

Teh lynkage...FALLOW TEH LYNKAGE!!!

*poynts tu teh tawp uv teh treadzor*

raed teh furst pohst cairfooly...

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Corsair on August 13, 2004, 11:18:55 pm

This place just never ceases to amaze me...what a thread to return to. :lol:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Gloriano on August 14, 2004, 12:36:34 am

:lol:

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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
If you really want a good laugh, run the forums through pornolize.com.

OLD we did that already long ago

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Cabbie on August 14, 2004, 01:17:43 am

Old but still funny :lol:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Setekh on August 14, 2004, 01:27:32 am

:D

I like the l33t-izer one. I should go change sfandw1ch's name...

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Gortef on August 14, 2004, 02:57:44 am

Hahaha these are hilarious indeed :lol:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Singh on August 14, 2004, 03:33:01 am

ROFL
Elmer Fudd.

Wecipwocity. It is five yeaws aftew Capewwa. Now, an owd monstew thweatens to destwoy the Awwiance.

Staw Waws Convewsion
Bwinging Staw Waws to Fweespace. May the fowce be wif you.

De Scwoww of Atankhawzim
Histowy wecowds ouw fate. De staws howd ouw sawvation, uh-hah-hah-hah. - De Scwoww of Atankhawzim

 Tewwan-Vasudan Waw
Wefight the fiwst intewstewwaw waw of Fweespace.

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Anaz on August 14, 2004, 03:54:21 am

lol singh. that's awesome.

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Lightspeed on August 14, 2004, 06:41:31 am

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Ooh, yuoo feeltered HLP thruoogh oone-a ooff thuse-a vheteferzeeyerecelledthetdujoostthet. Um de hur de hur de hur. :p

Zee gungbungeeng Bebylun "Beetch" Pruject
A rooncheeng furoom fur zee spunkeeng cunferseeun thet ****s zee Bebylun 5 uneeferse-a tu FreeSpece-a 2.

Mecheena "Meestress Sheefa" Terra
Zee "Jer Jer" Mecheene-a hes evekened, und nutheeng veell be-a zee seme-a egeeen. Bork bork bork!

Herd "Peemp Mesteh" Leeght Jerks
Fresh ferts streeeght frum zee HLP2.0 vebseete-a.

edveeght posted
Hoo du yuoo du thees, btv?

Seengh posted
ROFL
Ilmer Foodd. Bork bork bork!

Veceepvucity. Bork bork bork! It is feefe-a yeevs efftoo Cepoova. Noo, un oovd munstoo thveetens tu destvuy zee Evveeunce-a.

Stev Vevs Cunfooseeun
Bveenging Stev Vevs tu Fveespece-a. Mey zee fooce-a be-a veeff yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

De-a Scvoov ooff Etunkhevzeem
Heestooy vecoods oooov fete-a. De-a stevs hood oooov sevfeshun, uh-heh-heh-heh. - De-a Scvoov ooff Etunkhevzeem

Toovun-Fesoodun Vev
Veffeeght zee feevst intoostoovev vev ooff Fveespece-a.
 

Oh, and I prefer sfnad\\\\////\\\\\////1ch to sfandw1ch.

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Gloriano on August 14, 2004, 06:53:02 am

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Mecheena "Meestress Sheefa" Terra
Zee "Jer Jer" Mecheene-a hes evekened, und nutheeng veell be-a zee seme-a egeeen. Bork bork bork!

:lol:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Singh on August 14, 2004, 07:14:26 am

Welcome t'de Hard Light Producshuns Fo'ums.
If dis be yo' fust visit, be sho' man t'check out da damn FAQ by clickin' de link above. You's may gots'ta register befo'e ya' kin post, dig dis: click de regista' link above t'proceed. To start viewin' messages, select da damn fo'um dat ya' wanna visit fum de selecshun below, so cut me some slack, Jack.

Hard Light Art
Our Focus, Art. Man! If youse lookin' fo' de best in renders, models o' nuthin else around dat gots an artistic nature - it's here.

De Source Code Project
A co-o'dinated project between HLP and FreeSpace Watch - de communities devlopment uh de source code. Ideas, Plans, Developments and mo'e kin all be found here! Right on!

Attempted Suicides
Sufferin' fum an economic depression, de GTVA seeks out new resources in some distant nebula. WORD! Is dis de acshun dat gots'ta dawn into an Impuh'ial era, o' be it plum merely Suicidal?

Freespace Downgrade Project
An effo't t'revitalise and reimagine Freespace t'snatch advantage uh de SCP

MindGames
War gots again mosey on down to de solar system. WORD! De starbo'n gots marshalled deir pieces, de great game begins anew

Neo Terra Victo'ious
Unda' Admiral Bosch, One way o' anoda' - de GTVA goes under. Ah be baaad...

Machina Terra
De Machine gots awakened, and nodin' gots'ta be da damn same again. 'S coo', bro.

Devil and da damn Deep Blue
Fo' de fust time, de Alliance be truly about t'snatch de battle t'de Destroyers.

Blackbooze Opuh'shuns
De elite uh de elite when it comes t'campaigns. Rap wid de development crew! Right on!

De Apocalypse Project
De Beast, some terrifyin' techno-o'ganic virus dat da damn merest menshun drows shivers waaay down any Hiigaran's back. Ya' know? And it's comin' t'FreeSpace...

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Taristin on August 14, 2004, 09:49:11 am

The Apocalypse Project
The chuffin' Beast, a terrifyin' techno-organic virus that the chuffin' merest mention sends shivers dahn any 'iigaran's back. And it's comin' ter FreeSpace...    


   Blackwater Operations
The bloody elite of the elite wen it comes ter campaigns. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Rabbit and pork wiv the development crew! Honest guv!    


Tosser and the bloody Deep Blue
For the first time, right, the Alliance is truly about ter take the battle ter the Destroyers.


BWO is the funniest... :lol:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Sandwich on August 14, 2004, 03:20:57 pm

Oy vey. :lol:

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: Knight Templar on August 14, 2004, 11:35:28 pm

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Originally posted by Tiara

:p

;7

Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: BlackDove on August 15, 2004, 12:33:43 am

IceFire knows how to speak for himself, and articulate well.

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Title: Hard 1337 Productions - A thread without any sense
Post by: mitac on August 15, 2004, 03:04:36 pm

Now let's hope that there won't be such a filter included in the newsbot...