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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Janos on August 20, 2004, 10:58:16 am
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HLP is a pretty nice community. A bit slow-paced and maybe not the biggest, but overall I quite like it.
There's quite a few guys who frequent HLP, but there aren't very many dudes who post a lot, a couple dozen. But who are those mysterious men of steel and lard who use the nicknames as their way to power? Who is this Rictor guy? What has .:Tin Can:. to do with anything?
Do the other guys in the Inferno board hate you, don't they understand you pain?
Everything's possible! Share your disgusting profile with us and see those who respected and loved you to turn away! This is much too good chance to miss!
Now, we have the Tiara's photo thingy, everyone can see how ugly we are. But that's about it. I have pretty much ~0% idea who the guys I troll really are, so I figured out it would be nice to know a bit more info about you.
So, I copied a theme from one SA thread and tried to convert it into use with HLP.
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Age: Duh
Sex: are there any other chicks than Tiara? Who will be the next victim of our perverted daydreams? Find out NOW, for free!
Location: City, State/Country, other info if you want to.
Education:Well, do you attend to school and if so, pray, tell us more.
Occupation:Pretty self-explanatory.
Marital status: married, engaged, dating a buttertroll, SO LONELY, whatever.
Politics:: Are you a Liberal, republicrat, lolbertarian, hippy green, communist, nazi, do you just love Kim Jong-Il - we need to know!
Other stuff: Include other stuff here, not too long please.
Hobbies: Reveal your horrible satanic rituals.
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There we go. Play.
edit: lol spam
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How long d'you think it'll take someone to reply with
Sex:Yes please!!!1111oneoneone
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I'll start. Guess I'll be the first target as well. Buh, nevermind.
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Age: 20, soon 21
Sex: Propably male. At least I have a willie.
Location: Helsinki, Finland. Go figure.
Education: Secondary school, or whatever it is called. The thing after basic school.
Occupation: None, since today 16.00 o'clock. ****e.
Marital status: so lonely
Politics:: Socialdemocrat greenie, with some weird libertarian tendencies.
Hobbies: Birds. I watch birds, all the time. I also enjoy reading, especially history, and playing keyboard/piano.
Other stuff: I smoke and drink too much, but I'm not a fattie. Yay.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
How long d'you think it'll take someone to reply with
Sex:Yes please!!!1111oneoneone
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not very long but it's ok we're all dumb here :)
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You people are too trusting.
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Boring. Lets start a "I wub you" thread :p
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Originally posted by Lightspeed
Boring. Lets start a "I wub you" thread :p
no
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I'm a 19 year old girl, blonde, open to new ideas and my parents are out of town this weekend. My hobbies are playing computer games and having slumber parties with my girlfriends, but if any of you want to come by, you're more than welcome.
I'm also independently wealthy, but because I know some of you won't believe me, my Visa number is 33825941, so you can check.
like, omigod, later!
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And then thou wast Knobbed.
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Ok, I'll bite...
Age: 17
Sex: Male (Yes please!)
Location: Masachusettes USA
Education:11th grade
Occupation: Student, Fire Department
Marital status: Have a girlfriend
Politics:: Well, I'm democratic if it comes town to dem/rep, but I strongly suport marxism, and all my friends call me a commie. :p
Other stuff: [Half goth, half commie, known for walking around school dressed in all camo fatuiges...
Hobbies: HALO... :p
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Bah, I'll do this properly :p
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Age: 18. And I've just got my driving license :D
Sex: Male. What did you think?
Location: Helsinki, Finland
Education: Still in school
Occupation: Student. It sucks, really
Marital status: Even more lonely than Janos :sigh:
Politics: Don't really know. Still building my political identity :D
Other stuff: The typical nerd. Ask kara, he can confirm
Hobbies: Computer. Books. Gym.
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Originally posted by Hippo
Sex: Male (Yes please!)
:wtf: ;7
You just set yourself up for that one, I had nothing to do with it.
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:p
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[q]Student. It sucks, really[/q]
You're a strange fish lad.
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Age: 18
Sex: M
Location: Baltimore, MD, USA
Education: Undergraduate at Johns Hopkins
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Single
Politics: Neo-Conservative
Other stuff: Sneaking around the dorm, pretending to be Garrett.
Hobbies: Studying - the only sane thing to do at JHU anyway.
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Ah, what the hell...
Age: 20...ish
Sex: Male
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Education: Graduated high school, start a "Information Systems Specialis + Cisco" course on Monday.
Occupation: Unemplyed, looking for just about anything that pays...
Marital status: Happily single.
Politics:: I'm a "Whatever I feel like at the time" You'd have a hard time classifying me as one party or the other. I voided my ballot in the federal election because I thought they were all a bunch of useless cocks.
Other stuff: Average Canadian. Drink beer, play hockey, watch hockey, talk about hockey, make fun of Americans.
Hobbies: Aside from the obvious gaming/computers:
Modeling/Rendering, reading, painting models (just about anything, scifi, ground vehicles, aircraft, Warhammer 40k models, though I dont play it), Hockey.
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Age: 17
Sex: The general opinion is that I'm male.
Location: In a crater near Halifax, West Yorkshire, England
Education: Starting 2nd year of college next month.
Occupation: Part-time pisshead and cleaner
Marital status: Singule
Politics:Lefty-libertarian
Other stuff: Bleh.
Hobbies: Gaming, playing the Uke and Guitar.
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Age: 18
Sex: male
Location: San Angelo, TX
Education: Freshman in college
Occupation: Student/ Foot Locker
Marital status: Single(long-term girl friend though)
Politics: pretty conservative
Other stuff: Ill be playing college basketball on a fullride scholarship and i hate practice
Hobbies: Gaming, basketball
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My turn....
Age : 22.
Location : France, last known location : Lyon ( I move often :nervous: ).
Education : IIRC, I have a diploma equivalent to an undergraduate degree.
Occupation : I'm beggining tech support 1rst September :p .
Marital Status : Oh soooooo lonely :D .
Politics : Apolitical, but tends to lean to the right.
Other stuff : Geek and Otaku (and I wonder why I'm still celibate... :p )
Hobbies : Lan Gaming, Fanfiction, Anime, Archery, Kayak.
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Ah, fcuk it
Age : 21
Location : Glasgow, Scotland
Education : 1st class honours in Computer Science
Occupation : Consultant
Marital Status : Single (sniff)
Politics : Sort of semi-socialist capitalist libertarian conservative democratic dictator. Or something
Other stuff : Me knees ****ed in from too many years slide tackling on astroturf. I dunno... what did you expect from 'other stuff'? Rhyming couplets?
Hobbies : Football, listening to music
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Age : 20 (in a few weeks)
Sex: Probably male, haven't checked in a while...
Location : New York, USA
Education : 3rd year of college
Occupation : Cashier (crappy job)
Marital Status : Single
Politics : Socialist Republic! Woo! (I really don't know. I hate politics)
Other stuff : I dunno... what?
Hobbies : 3d modelling. Drawing, Working on my Integra
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Age : Almost 18
Location : The very white but pretty suburbs of Boston
Education : Entering senior year of high school
Occupation : Jobless!
Marital Status : Single but quite smitten. She just left for college. :(
Politics : "Leftist" is the best word, I think. I don't believe in patriotism and I support more government-regulated industry. I don't really care for politics, though.
Other stuff : My wardrobe makes people stare. I dress like a music composition major with beatnick sunglasses, in the cold weather I wear an overcoat and fadora, and I have the facial hair of a French revolutionary. I make no apologies. :D
Hobbies : Playing the flute, acting/singing, listening to music, occasionally writing poetry and short stories, and just taking time to soak in the universe.
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Holy crap, you must be one of my escaped clones! :rolleyes:
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Age: Hitting 25
Sex: Male
Location: Sligo, Ireland
Education: Went to college for a couple of weeks till the grant ran out.
Occupation: Labourer
Marital status: Single
Politics:: Terrorist loving commie whatever
Other stuff:
Hobbies: Drinking, singing while drunk and feeling sorry for myself in the morning.
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[color=66ff00]Age: Quarter century (and they still haven't killed me, I might just be invincible).
Location: Lurgan, Armagh, Northern Ireland.
Education: Currently studying Biomedical engineering at University Ulster Jordanstown year 2 of 4, HNC electronic Engineering, 2 years Computer Science (changed course).
Occupation: Slave at TKMaxx, involuntary tech. support for entire extended family.
Marital status: Single until I happen upon a modestly pretty, academic, content with herself female who just happens to be receptive to my brand of charming wit.
Politics: I abstain but I've always kept this in mind:
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. ~Larry Flynt
Other stuff: I have the metabolism of a small island's population. I don't eat red meat, I don't consume alcohol, tobacco or pretty much any mood altering/possibly addictive compound with the exception of tea which is preferably Earl Grey and hot (Damn you Jean Luc).
Hobbies: Building guitars, building electronic gizmo's, building models, building my vocabulary, building my book collection (of which 95% of it is Sci-fi), using the word 'Building' a lot. Origami, gung fu (wing chun and the study but not practice of the internal arts and martial arts in general) fixing stuff, other miscellaneous nerdy but fun activities.
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Holy crap, you must be one of my escaped clones!
Uhhh, whazzat?
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Age: 19
Sex: More please!
Location: Currently on the Southside of chicago looking at a the folks on the Dan-Ryan Expressway
Employment: Searching
Education: Currently in EMT class (SIR, YES SIR!!!)
Marital Status: Searching again >.< *sigh*
Politics: If theirs a dumbass in office i'll vote them out! (Edit) <--- i don't know what i'm talking bout...but naturally i'll vote whomever persuades me.)
other stuff: what other stuff
Hobbies: none at the moment tryin to settle in!...how bout cleanin and movin around
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Age: big 'ole 23
Sex: not as often as I'd like
Location: Manchester, UK
Education: Not anymore
Occupation: Office bod. Bored as hell. Might join the army.
Marital status: depends who's asking
Politics: Communisim sounds like fun
Other stuff: I almost bought a 1975 Triumph Dolomite Sprint last year (don't ask)
Hobbies: Karate, Kickboxing, buming about (usually drunk)
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Age: 23
Sex: Female
Location: Ridderkerk
Education: Master's degree in History
Occupation: History teacher (high school grade), Ruler of the Nine Hells.
Marital status:Married
Politics:: I'm right, you're wrong.
Other stuff:
- I don't like you.
- Kicked former ruler of the Nine Hells, Satan, and took control.
- I still don't like you.
- I'm Dutch
- Did I mention I don't like you?
Hobbies: Exotic melee weapons collecting, killing people with them, skinning people, use their skin for The Dark Arts, feed their flesh to my minions and the bones to the souls trapped on the nine levels of Hell.
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Damnit! I want my old job back. Do you know how hard it is to find work with only "Former Ruler of the Nine Hells" on your resume? If it was "Ruler of the Nine Hells" they'd give me a job in a heartbeat, but instead, they just tell me they'll "call me if they need me".
I hate you.
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Age: 19
Sex: Male.
Location: Singapore, Singapore
Education: Attended JC; never passed.
Occupation: Clerk, somewhere in the Singapore army.
Marital status: Single, forever and ever
Politics: none. I really dont care very much about the government, unless it declares war or war is declared on it.
Other stuff: Errr.......what does this field refer to? I'm addicted to Hard Light; Love going to the beach; The Axe Lady scares me and i'll most likely be meeting her again after death o_O
oh, did I also forget to mention im lifeless?
Hobbies: Hard Light Productions, Trek, messing round with the computer and stuff.........
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Age: 15
Sex: Male.
Location: Wagoner, Ok
Education: Sophmore
Occupation: N/A
Marital status: Just a girlfriend
Politics: No comment...
Other stuff: Sports, uhhhh.... religion, and here of course, jurassic park, star wars, some music... anyway
Hobbies: Hard Light Productions, sfdt.com, I used to love to make these (http://img8.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img8&image=HeheheSkateBoard.swf), then wash it all down with homework, lots of it!
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Age: 18.... oooo, its my birthday in 21 days.
Sex: Big hairy man
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, Uk
Education: Studying masters degree in Aerospace Engineering
Occupation:Have a part time job in a supermarket.
Marital status: Not looking currently, need do make some improvments first.
Politics:: Not really sure, I can't find one group that fits me perfectly.
Other stuff: My favourite things include aquiring tastes for new kinds of beer, getting things for free, my flat (when its clean), fresh air, and the cold side of a pillow.
Hobbies: 3D modeling, plane spotting, jogging and rock concerts. Quite a mix.
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Turning 19?
or
are you 18 in 21 days? :)
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Age: 15
Sex: male
Location: Dayton, Ohio
Education: 10th Grade High School Student
Occupation: I'm a jobless layabout
Marital status: Single
Politics: I dont give a rat's ass. Politics can bite me.
Other stuff: Sick to my stomach of people telling me I should play football.
Hobbies: Sketching/drawing cartoons and ****, reading, wrestling. Theres other stuff, but I dont feel like thinking to hard with this headache.
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Football is fun :p
But I know exactly what you mean :)
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Location :The very white but pretty suburbs of Boston
How far rom the city? And which direction? I'm about 30-35 minutes north (before they meddled stuff up in the most expensive blunder in history)...
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Originally posted by jdjtcagle
Turning 19?
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are you 18 in 21 days? :)
Will be 19.
Doesnt seem that exciting. :doubt:
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I wouldn't know, although it doesn't look fun through my eyes.
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Originally posted by beatspete
Will be 19.
Doesnt seem that exciting. :doubt:
Its overrated...
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Indeed.
In other news, I was told today that I look like the Olympic swimmer with all the gold medals...
Phelps, I think was the name? I haven't watched the olympics so I don't know who he is, or how much I look like him...
But swimmers have nice bodies...
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Age: 15
Sex: Male
Location: United States Virgin Islands, in the carribbean.
Education: I attend school, I'm going into 10th.
Occupation: Student?
Marital status: Dating the love of my life (she's the one :))
Politics: Umm...I'm a citizen of the world. Lol, I have no idea. My views are my own.
Other stuff: Umm...hire me! :D
Hobbies: Drawing, modding + 3D Models, game playing, occasionally SCUBA diving.
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Goofballs. :)
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Age : 31 :nervous:
Sex : Male
Location : London, England
Education : GCSE's only, 7 of the buggers.
Occupation : Admin Assistant (General Dogsbody, and p*ssed off with it)
Marital Status : Commonlaw.
Politics : Hard to say, I abhor the many being ignored by the few almost as much as I abhor the few being ignored by the many.
Other stuff : Play guitar and Keyboard and can also play the tabla and other hand drums. Often wonder if I'm too old to be here ;)
Hobbies : My Partner ;) 3D Modelling and animation, Music, painting Warhammer fantasy miniatures, trying to motivate myself to learn C++, reading,
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You guys know most of this about me already, but why not. ;)
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Age: I'm a wee lad of 18
Sex: Male
Location: Sydney, Australia
Education: First year university student, studying to be a high-school teacher.
Occupation: Student! ;)
Marital status: Purposefully single.
Politics:: Give me a benevolent dictatorship any day. Does that count? :nervous:
Other stuff: I'm a Christian. That's pretty important. :)
Hobbies: Playing my guitar, writing various stuff (like my 100,000-word thesis on the book of Hebrews that's in the pipeline - I'm a third the way there!). I also love to spend time with mates, be they local or across the other side of the world. :nod:
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Age: 19
Sex: Male
Location: Oregon, USA
Education: Sophomore in college, studying computer engineering
Occupation: Student
Marital status: Am not in love
Politics:: I am not registered to vote. Politicians are all liars (especially Republicans).
Other stuff:I believe that most americans (not all) are very stupid, are dishonest, and are very shallow. I also am not religous at all.
Hobbies: Learning Chinese (I've only been doing this a couple of months), FS 1 & 2, AvP 2.
Not much to say about me really.
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Sex : a manly man. Grrrr.
Location : Toronto, Canada
Education : highskool grad
Occupation : you're kidding, right?
Marital Status : single
Politics : if you don't know by now, the endless hours of ranting have been in vain.
Other stuff : I once had like 13 cats at one time. True story. Most of them were cuddly little kittens too.
Hobbies : computer games, though I haven't actuallly played any in weeks. Er...politics, sociology and stuff. Graphic design. Acquiring nuclear secrets and selling them to shady characters on the black market.
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if you don't know by now, the endless hours of ranting have been in vain.
So, what do you consider yourself? ;7
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Age: 18
Sex: Male
Location: Hannover, Germany
Education : It's Secondary school i think
Occupation : Nothing :(
Martial Status : Single
Politics : My own! :D
Hobbies : Computer Games, Fan-Fiction/Story Writing.
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Age: 23
Sex: Male
Location: Maryland
Education : Degree in Secondary Ed
Occupation : School Teacher and Manager in a department store
Martial Status : Single
Politics : Liberal
Hobbies : Teaching, running and messing with others' heads
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Age: As everyone has clearly known for some time, 15
Sex: Male, but would like some of this in the near future
Location: Denton Texas, US of A
Education: High School, a real pain in the ass. Sophmore year this year, and am not looking forward to going back another something-odd months.
Occupation: Child care. I watch children for money, and take care of them.
Marital status: Dating a sexy blonde who moved away recently, but we are still dating. 9 months and still going
Politics:: Conservative. Like this will get me anywhere but a flame war
Other stuff: Interests involve writing. And by writing I mean the stuff you find in published books, none of that crap you might expect from a 5th grader on viagra. Ive been writing since... hm... 6th grade, and that was about 4 years ago. Ever since then I've made bigger stories, spanning 50+ pages recently, each one deemed very good by people who read them. Other things include level design for FPS games and working on computers, which I plan on upgrading mine with a newer processor instead of a ****ty 2100 XP 1.73 GHz. 3.4 GHz all the way!
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Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
I watch children for money
Someone will be taking that out of context and siggifying that very soon :)
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AGE - 20
Sex - Not enough:(
Location - MCAS Iwakuni, Japan
Edu - HS, Some college
Oc - Marine
Married? - **** no
Politik - None (they can all burn)
Other - Practice the care and feeding for instruments of devastation, trying to learn japanese (hard), and gettin my edumacation.
Intrest - Vidia games, Sci-fi, history, girls, and ****ing stuff up:yes:
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Laugh if you want...
Sex: M(not yet, and not until I'm married. I made a vow to save myself for my future wife. Of course the way my life is going right now, I may never get any sweet, sweet lovin' :thepimp: )
Age: 26(i feel so old most of the time)
Ht: 6' 3"(a few centimeters short of 2 meters for you Euros)
Wt: I float between 285 and 300, so yes I'm large.
Shoe Size: 12(Shaq wears a 26, IIRC)
Location: Athens, AL, USA
Education: UG at Athen's State University, Major: Computer Science(Computer Information Systems option), Minor: Computer Networking
Occupation: Student
Marital status: there's preanimate matter in the depths of space less lonely than me
Politics: We'll say Conservative, but there lots of good stuff about the libertarians as well.
Other stuff: meh...
Hobbies: Video Games...toons...I'd hike if there was a place to do it with 30 minute driving distance.
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Age: 22
Sex: Male
Location: Santa Cruz, CA, USA. Hippie town.
Education: I have my AA, and I am almost down with my BA in criminal Justice.
Occupation: Bellhop / front desk clerk for the local Hilton.
Marital status: Engaged and we have a son named Logan.
Politics: Go with the flow, if the flow is going where I want it to.
Other stuff: I am a dad, ex Marine, I used to race porshes, and I try to play video games, but I dont have the much free time.
Hobbies: I put on a grollia suit and I run accross the highway scarring the poop out of people driving by. :D
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I can see it now, HLP's new tagline: "It's not a site, it's a hobby!"
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Originally posted by Liberator
Sex: M(not yet, and not until I'm married. I made a vow to save myself for my future wife. Of course the way my life is going right now, I may never get any sweet, sweet lovin' :thepimp: )
MUST... NOT... COMMENT...
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MWAHAHAHAAA!!!! Why was I sure about a reaction like that from the axe-woman ? :p
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hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
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Originally posted by Genryu
MWAHAHAHAAA!!!! Why was I sure about a reaction like that from the axe-woman ? :p
Because I never lie?
But that doesn't mean I always speak the truth... :drevil:
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Please, Tiara, comment. I'm asking you...no*gets down on knees*...I'm begging you to comment. Just keep it clean.;)
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Originally posted by Liberator
Please, Tiara, comment. I'm asking you...no*gets down on knees*...I'm begging you to comment. Just keep it clean.;)
You know her comment is gonna be dirty. ...and we all know you like it dirty, bad boy :devil:
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Hey Metroid, we're only three hours away from each other...
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Originally posted by Sandwich
I can see it now, HLP's new tagline: "It's not a site, it's a hobby!"
Bringing Hobbyists Together?
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Age: 16
Sex: male
Location: Springfield, VA
Education: Senior in High School
Occupation: Slacker
Marital status: Had a GF up until last week.. :doubt:
Politics: Mostly dont give to much of a ****, i guess im mostly liberal tho..
Other stuff: Always Dyeing my hair a new color. umm... things.... I also pride myself on being random and bizzare, normal people suck :p
Hobbies: Gaming, CG, stuff, being bizzare, painting minatures, selling **** on ebay, concerts : GREENDAY!!, not thinking..
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Hey Metroid, we're only three hours away from each other...
????? Where at? In the Bay Area somewhere? Cool! :cool:
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PH34R!!!
:nervous:
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Originally posted by Setekh
Bringing Hobbyists Together?
ROFL
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Originally posted by ubermetroid
????? Where at? In the Bay Area somewhere? Cool! :cool:
Little bit north; Santa Rosa. :D