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Title: We're doomed! (well, Londoners anyway)
Post by: aldo_14 on August 22, 2004, 05:34:12 pm
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996280
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Post by: magatsu1 on August 22, 2004, 05:39:53 pm
read about that in the paper. Sittin' near a natural gas pipeline IIRC.
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Post by: Rictor on August 22, 2004, 06:20:10 pm
Yeah, I was considering posting this today. Freaky stuff.
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Post by: beatspete on August 22, 2004, 06:26:00 pm
pop.

Well, London's had a good run as capital city...
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Post by: Ford Prefect on August 22, 2004, 06:43:47 pm
England, let this serve as a warning to you; I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere when I caution you that if you do not remove these weapons of mass destruction immediately, we will invade you.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on August 22, 2004, 06:47:05 pm
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
England, let this serve as a warning to you; I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere when I caution you that if you do not remove these weapons of mass destruction immediately, we will invade you.


:lol:

The GREATEST thing I've heard in a while!
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Post by: Taristin on August 22, 2004, 06:47:38 pm
...oh my.
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Post by: Taristin on August 22, 2004, 06:48:32 pm
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Originally posted by jdjtcagle
:lol:

The GREATEST thing I've read in a while!


Eh? What kind of sick bastard are you? :wtf:

There's nothing 'great' about  the massive loss of life that will occur if/when that ship blows...
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Post by: capsfan9803 on August 22, 2004, 06:57:52 pm
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
England, let this serve as a warning to you; I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere when I caution you that if you do not remove these weapons of mass destruction immediately, we will invade you.


*clap clap*:ha:
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Post by: jdjtcagle on August 22, 2004, 07:00:58 pm
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Originally posted by Raa


Eh? What kind of sick bastard are you? :wtf:

There's nothing 'great' about  the massive loss of life that will occur if/when that ship blows...


Sorry, I was refering to Ford Prefects joke...

I'm so sorry for not quoting
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Post by: BlackDove on August 22, 2004, 07:04:00 pm
Hopefully, and most likely, this is news sensationalism.
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Post by: Taristin on August 22, 2004, 07:05:19 pm
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Originally posted by jdjtcagle


Sorry, I was refering to Ford Prefects joke...

I'm so sorry for not quoting


I figured as much. I just felt like going off on you. :p

hehehe
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Post by: Hunter on August 22, 2004, 07:14:07 pm
It seems a bit wreckless. Isn't this kind of inviting suicide terrorists to try and set off the damn thing now?
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Post by: vyper on August 22, 2004, 07:19:49 pm
I keep hearing the guy from Dad's Army every time I read "We're doomed!"

And thus I burst into laughter... :p
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Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2004, 07:31:04 pm
NEWSFLASH

Today a large rusting tanker containing world war two ordinance was detonated by a skydiving terrorist. In his suicide note he thanked Allah, Mikhail Kalashnikov and finally the media for supplying him with the location, size and payload of the tanker...
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Post by: Rictor on August 22, 2004, 07:51:17 pm
he also thanked the makers of Jihad brand parachutes, for supplying him and many others with a sturdy and reliable parachute that didn't cost a fortune like some other brands.

Remember, thats Jihad brand parachutes, recommended by 9 out of 10 terrorists and the official sponsors of the 2004 Saudi Arabia Jazz Festival.

...what was that?! Oh I guess its 9 out of 9 terrorists now.
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Post by: Ford Prefect on August 22, 2004, 07:53:55 pm
Saudi Arabia Jazz Festival? So that's warm weather, exotic fruits, opulent displays of luxury, and jazz? Where do I sign up?
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Post by: Rictor on August 22, 2004, 08:11:31 pm
Oh yeah, they're pulling out all the stops this year. Come September, we're gonna have Riyadh jumpin'.
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Post by: Bobboau on August 22, 2004, 09:27:10 pm
well, it sucks to be you, hahaha!
hahahahaaha!
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
/*looks at massive air force base that more likely than not has 100 megatons of nuclear munitions in it sitting less than a mile away from were I both go to school and work*/

...crap :doubt:
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Post by: kv1at3485 on August 22, 2004, 09:48:15 pm
A 'Halifax Explosion' just waiting to happen, eh?
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Post by: IceFire on August 22, 2004, 09:58:43 pm
Definately not something to trifle with.  These sorts of things need to be dealt with rapidly.

I've seen the photos and read the survivors reports from the Halifax explosion.  Two ships, filled with explosives, collided and their cargos exploded.  It flattened half of what was then Halifax.  The devastation was second only to the dropping of the atomic bombs on Japan during WWII.

I find the subject of WWII fascinating and this goes to show that despite it having occured 60 years ago, its legacy still remains in one fashion or another.
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Post by: Blue Lion on August 22, 2004, 10:11:36 pm
The wreck is 60 years old. I don't think this is classified stuff.
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Post by: Martinus on August 22, 2004, 11:11:08 pm
[color=66ff00]I was just being cynical BL but if you have ever seen British tabloids you'd understand.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on August 23, 2004, 12:16:11 am
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Originally posted by Hunt Smacker
It seems a bit wreckless.


No, the problem is that there is a wreck. :p

Of course what I don't get is the slow response by Britain. "OMFG we could all die from a wreck full of explosives...Quick action is needed! Let's conduct an investigation to discover what solutions are possible,  then form a commitee to discuss what solution to take, then form another commitee to decide whether or not to take action, then elect representatives to decide what action to take, then open the bidding to take a solution...oh crap, turns out there was a mistake in deciding the members of the original commitee."

I can almost see some fisherman setting off the explosives by accident while Parliament decided to reveal the existence of the wreck. Anyone want to bet that they knew about it 20 years prior to the investigation/discussion in 2001?
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Post by: Rictor on August 23, 2004, 12:18:11 am
I say you evacuate the city and send Tony boy down there to disarm it. Its a win/win situtation.
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Post by: Night Hammer on August 23, 2004, 12:20:20 am
If it goes off this will just be another thing to blame on the U.S. ,make everyone hate us more.......great
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Post by: Rictor on August 23, 2004, 12:25:52 am
..what? Thats makes no sense, what does this have to do with the US?
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Post by: Bobboau on August 23, 2004, 12:29:50 am
doesn't realy matter...
though didn't it say the bombs were from the US?
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Post by: Ford Prefect on August 23, 2004, 12:30:30 am
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Originally posted by Rictor
I say you evacuate the city and send Tony boy down there to disarm it. Its a win/win situtation.

Folks, this is a man with good ideas.

And if he sends a distress call then we send Bush to rescue him. Heh heh, can't you just see them both bumbling around in the dark, rusty corridors in environmental suits, crashing into stuff and falling over?
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Post by: StratComm on August 23, 2004, 12:38:04 am
It's inspecific, but that can be surmised from the fact that it was an American freighter.  For the purpose of its cargo at the time of its sinking, the distinction is basically irrelivant.  Of course, since it hasn't really been US property in the last 60 years, and since I doubt many Britons would have wanted the US to not get involved 60 years ago, Night Hammer's statement makes little to no sense.
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Post by: Night Hammer on August 23, 2004, 12:43:15 am
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a US cargo ship that lies half-submerged on a sandbank in the Thames, only two kilometres from the Kentish town.



Kiss my ass, thats what it has to do with the US
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Post by: Bobboau on August 23, 2004, 12:44:18 am
I do beleve his comment was sarcasticly directed at the tendency to blame anythng bad that happens in the world on America.
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Post by: Bri_Dog on August 23, 2004, 12:46:45 am
So.....why wasn't it removed in the last 60 years? :wtf:
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Post by: Ford Prefect on August 23, 2004, 12:50:22 am
By "America" I assume you mean either "terrorism" or "El Nino."
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Post by: Night Hammer on August 23, 2004, 12:55:01 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
I do beleve his comment was sarcasticly directed at the tendency to blame anythng bad that happens in the world on America.



Thanks Bob
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Post by: Fineus on August 23, 2004, 03:01:34 am
Meh, that'll teach the British government to leave weapons lying around for 60 years in their own capital - while trying to play bulldog around the rest of the world with the real global powers.

A case of "we need to clean up our own country, then worry about other peoples" at its most literal!
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 23, 2004, 03:17:39 am
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]I was just being cynical BL but if you have ever seen British tabloids you'd understand.
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"HIDDEN TIMEBOMB OF WW2 CARGO TO DESTROY LONDON!!!"

Nah....needs a poor ryhming / alliterative pun

"DERELICT DISASTER DUE!"

And to blame the Germans

"DERELICT DISASTER DUE! - THANKS, FRITZ"

Couple that with a Daily Mirror 'crusade', half-bake and you're done.

EDIT; actually, need to blame asylum seekers as well

DERELICT DISASTER DUE AS ASYLUM SEEKERS THREATEN THAMES WRECK
The Daily Moro...Mirror exposes how the Krauts 1939 warmongering was all a plan to doom London to disaster in 2004!
Plus!  Robert Kilroy Silk explains how we can blame the EU and Arabs for our own civic ineptitude. And how you can help by raising our sal....joining our campaign!
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Post by: Hunter on August 23, 2004, 05:42:00 am
LOL, I can see it now. So much effort into stopping terrorism, and in the end we blow ourselves up ;)
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Post by: Janos on August 23, 2004, 06:30:38 am
Sucks to be you!
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 23, 2004, 07:05:27 am
York might regain its position as the rightful capital of England, so it can't be all bad.
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Post by: Gloriano on August 23, 2004, 07:11:54 am
Damn that Suck!!!
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 23, 2004, 07:13:06 am
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Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
Damn that Suck!!!


What, York?  You might be right there......:nervous:
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Post by: Gloriano on August 23, 2004, 07:29:58 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14


What, York?  You might be right there......:nervous:


this whole thing If those Bomp's explodes
that would be really bad
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Post by: Flipside on August 23, 2004, 08:14:51 am
If you ever lived in Britain you will realise that they will wait for it to blow up and then worry about making sure it never happens again, whilst doing absolutely nothing about it. The government is good at sitting on it's collective lazy arse and doing nothing.
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 23, 2004, 08:26:17 am
Yeah, but this is London.  They'll probably give them a £120 million lottery grant to remove it and build an opera house or something.
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Post by: Flipside on August 23, 2004, 08:41:32 am
LOL Probably. :)

Damn, that reminds of how annoyed I still am about the Dome not being turned into a film studio because they Japanese company were 2 days late with the payment. I mean, this is the British Government we are talking about here ;)
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Post by: Bobboau on August 23, 2004, 08:44:40 am
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Originally posted by Flipside
British Government


you know you can drop British from that and be a bit more acurate.
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 23, 2004, 08:49:09 am
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Originally posted by Flipside
LOL Probably. :)

Damn, that reminds of how annoyed I still am about the Dome not being turned into a film studio because they Japanese company were 2 days late with the payment. I mean, this is the British Government we are talking about here ;)


That was because David Blunkett secretely wants to turn the dome into an asylum seeker concentra...er, 'holding center'.
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Post by: Gloriano on August 23, 2004, 09:44:35 am
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Originally posted by Flipside
If you ever lived in Britain you will realise that they will wait for it to blow up and then worry about making sure it never happens again, whilst doing absolutely nothing about it. The government is good at sitting on it's collective lazy arse and doing nothing.


Or British Goverment could run away, and say to public we are only going to York for few weeks there is nothing to worry about
of course that not gonna happen
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Post by: Flipside on August 23, 2004, 09:55:40 am
Actually, that's more or less what they are trying to do, which is decentralise the government. Good idea if you ask me, not for the anti-terror factor, but simply to make the government wake up and realise the the UK is bigger than London ;)
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Post by: karajorma on August 23, 2004, 10:07:02 am
Why don't they disconnect the millenium dome, float it down river and then set this thing off to launch it - Project Orion style - into space?

Hang on a sec. I live in Dartford. That would be a bad idea :D
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Post by: magatsu1 on August 23, 2004, 12:16:00 pm
I thought Manchester was Britain's second city ? :p :p

Does that mean we (Manchester that is) inherit Capital status if all the cockneys go boom ? Atleast there'll be plenty of space for all those Houses the rest of the country's paying for...(bloody southerners)
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Post by: Flipside on August 23, 2004, 12:21:11 pm
Heh, I just wish I could afford somewhere less pokey, with so many houses down here, you would think they would charge less than 100K for a one-bedroom flat! :(
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Post by: magatsu1 on August 23, 2004, 12:37:11 pm
you're own fault for living in such a trendy district arf!
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 23, 2004, 12:48:45 pm
I always thought Brum was the second city

I only mention York because I'm a Viking :nervous:
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Post by: karajorma on August 23, 2004, 01:37:30 pm
Birmingham is bigger but Manchester is more important to anyone in England apart from brummies so it probably would be Manchester.

Capital cities aren't always chosen just on size.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on August 23, 2004, 01:39:59 pm
You know, maybe the reason no-one in government is concerned is because they've put it under surveillance, and plan on evacuating if it makes any sudden moves. :p
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Post by: Bri_Dog on August 23, 2004, 02:48:16 pm
I still want to know why something that dangerous was allowed to sit for 60 years.
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 23, 2004, 02:56:27 pm
Probably classified for 60 years
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Post by: magatsu1 on August 23, 2004, 03:26:47 pm
even though there's a huge sign which says "Danger! Explosives! Do not dive in this wreck!!"

they salvaged all they could during the 60s IIRC
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 23, 2004, 04:17:25 pm
Surely Edinburgh is the 2nd city?  As it is the capital of Scotland (superior that Glasgow may be) and the monarchy is Scottish, that'd be the obvious place.
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Post by: magatsu1 on August 23, 2004, 04:20:39 pm
Scotland doesn't count. You were conquered.:p
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 23, 2004, 04:20:53 pm
But they'd never allow the capital to be in Scotland, the SNP would go mad.
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 23, 2004, 04:24:26 pm
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Originally posted by magatsu1
Scotland doesn't count. You were conquered.:p


No - we saved your arse when your Head of State popped his/her clogs.  We own youse.  Wasn;t for us lending you a king, you;d be run by the French or summat.
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Post by: vyper on August 23, 2004, 04:52:50 pm
Glasgow was the second city of the empire because of it's industry (esp. ship building). We built the fleets that ruled the world.

End of story.
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Post by: 01010 on August 23, 2004, 04:56:51 pm
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Originally posted by karajorma
Birmingham is bigger but Manchester is more important to anyone in England apart from brummies so it probably would be Manchester.

Capital cities aren't always chosen just on size.


I live near Birmingham and I've been there plenty of times, great night life. Been to Manchester a fair few times too and I hate the place, just does not agree with me at all. I'm not particularly keen on Birmingham either though to be fair (apart from the aforementioned night life).

I think I have a problem with cities, I tend to notice that everybody seems to be really tense and uptight in a city and theres this feeling of unease that's always about. I guess city folk don't really notice it after a while though.
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Post by: Grey Wolf on August 23, 2004, 05:00:43 pm
The current ruling family in Great Britain is actually German, as the Stuart line died off.
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Post by: vyper on August 23, 2004, 05:02:46 pm
[q]The current ruling family in Great Britain is actually German, as the Stuart line died off.[/q]

The point he was making still stands  - that means the last monarchy to originate from the british isles (relatively speaking) was Scottish. :)
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Post by: karajorma on August 24, 2004, 04:56:09 am
And yet they still ruled from London. It's almost as if they didn't want to live in scotland :p
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2004, 04:59:10 am
Ever heard of  'keep your friends close and your enemies closer'?

:p
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Post by: Kosh on August 24, 2004, 05:33:55 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
I do beleve his comment was sarcasticly directed at the tendency to blame anythng bad that happens in the world on America.



That's because a lot of bad things are CAUSED by americans. Not all, but a great number of them.


And Night Hammer, knock off this Crossfire style crap. If you are incapable of expressing your political opinions in a civil manner, then don't express them at all. I for one am getting tired of it.
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Post by: Kosh on August 24, 2004, 05:34:11 am
EDIT: Sorry, accidental double post.
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Post by: Gloriano on August 24, 2004, 06:26:54 am
British goverment mempers watch from Plain while drinking tea when those bomb's explode



Oohh everybody look there is nice Firework ;)