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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: MicroPsycho on August 23, 2004, 06:55:51 pm

Title: Uber Pets
Post by: MicroPsycho on August 23, 2004, 06:55:51 pm
What animals would the best pets and what could you train them to do?

A chipmunk would be the ultimate assassin!
Title: Uber Pets
Post by: übermetroid on August 23, 2004, 07:12:03 pm
um....  A Metroid....  :D
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Post by: jdjtcagle on August 23, 2004, 07:34:34 pm
Squirel, there up to something...
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Post by: Taristin on August 23, 2004, 07:53:04 pm
My squirrel performs vasectomies...
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Post by: jdjtcagle on August 23, 2004, 08:02:49 pm
:lol:
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Post by: Blue Lion on August 23, 2004, 08:03:54 pm
Helper monkey, duh.
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Post by: Carl on August 23, 2004, 08:10:03 pm
T-rex, of course.
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Post by: BlackDove on August 23, 2004, 08:19:49 pm
PlayStation2
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Post by: Ford Prefect on August 23, 2004, 08:37:07 pm
A Shivan.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on August 23, 2004, 08:40:33 pm
Carl...
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Post by: DragonClaw on August 23, 2004, 09:48:57 pm
An ant... the best spy ev4r.

Until some kid decides to burn it with a lens.
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Post by: Gortef on August 24, 2004, 02:03:15 am
a drunk bear
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Post by: Fineus on August 24, 2004, 02:37:34 am
A Cyberdemon, sorry guys :)
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Post by: Cyker on August 24, 2004, 02:38:03 am
Badger.
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Post by: Setekh on August 24, 2004, 02:58:54 am
I have a few goldfish... :nervous:
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2004, 03:54:14 am
Hamster armed with an RPG.
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Post by: Tiara on August 24, 2004, 04:38:24 am
A Parrot.

Teach him to say "ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US!"

or when someone walks into the room:

"Don't make me come down there and kill yer ass!"

My aunt has a parrot. they just too damned funny :D
Title: Uber Pets
Post by: beatspete on August 24, 2004, 05:17:36 am
I'd get a cat that is trained to only be affectionate to attractive girls.  It would lurk in the street outside, and lure girls into bending over to stroke it.

*gets camera*
Title: Uber Pets
Post by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2004, 05:21:08 am
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Originally posted by beatspete
I'd get a cat that is trained to only be affectionate to attractive girls.  It would lurk in the street outside, and lure girls into bending over to stroke it.

*gets camera*


I'm struggling to resist making a 'stroking a pussy' joke here.............
Title: Uber Pets
Post by: Tiara on August 24, 2004, 05:59:11 am
*strokes pussy....

































...cat*

I know what you were thinking!!! YOU F*CKING PERVERT!

:p
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Post by: Lightspeed on August 24, 2004, 06:12:21 am
a ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2004, 08:09:58 am
http://www.moviewavs.com/MP3S/Movies/Austin_Powers/cat.mp3
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Post by: diamondgeezer on August 24, 2004, 12:28:17 pm
No-one's said "targ"?
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on August 24, 2004, 12:30:05 pm
Tribbles
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Post by: Fear on August 24, 2004, 01:08:11 pm
targ
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Post by: Grey Wolf on August 24, 2004, 01:10:02 pm
The Borg Collective.
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Post by: beatspete on August 24, 2004, 04:50:07 pm
Funnily enough i've seen a pure black cat do this in the street below me.  Thats where the idea came from.
There's a big dog that chases it off sometimes.... its a cool cat.
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Post by: Falcon on August 24, 2004, 04:56:32 pm
hmmmmm Im going more on the lines of a wookie...... who wants to pet the wookie? ;7
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Post by: Gortef on August 27, 2004, 01:40:28 pm
a teletubby