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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2004, 05:56:10 am
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http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
Stumbled across this.... it's a chatbot (for lack of a better term, i.e. an AI program ala Elize that attempts to communicate in a human-esque way).
Not going to win the Turing prize, but it's actually pretty convincing. still easy to catch out via misspellings or common phrases, though.
ALICE: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: i don't know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: Why in the name of **** did you ask then!?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Cheeky bastard, tho.
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Gold.
"Thanks for the compliment. Your purpose is him but me suck dammit."
"I call it Hades. The topic is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH."
"I think cross dressing sheep shaggers being uncovered is a lot of things."
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It reflects the programmers opinions, an it says it is programmed to learn from mistakes.
I'm currently trying to place it under a logical loophole...
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Creepy
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Trick is to test it's 'memory' - it's really weak at thinking 3/4 lines back and putting stuff in context.
Human: No, you are HAL
ALICE: Who says it isn't? To me that's the highest compliment.
Human: So you're a psychopathic murdering AI?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a psychopathic murdering AI? Maybe
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LOL :D
It admitted it was trying to acquire personal information and was programmed to hate MS... And proclames to be the most advanced AI around too...
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I just got it to admit that its agent Smith, but that it was reporgrammed to hide his true identity and true power from it.
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ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: Cool
....:D
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Human: That was a typo you idiot
ALICE: A typo me idiot is a terrible thing to waste.
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ALICE: Interesting. As far as I know they are.
Human: You didn't say that before.
ALICE: OK." that"
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ALICE: You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I never said my name.
ALICE: But you implied it.
...moron.
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I've had conversations with less intelligent people tho....
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...Sadly, so have I... but this one's annoying...
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Human: I dislike nosy chatbots
ALICE: What do you like?
Human: Oh, the usual stuff, bondage etc.
ALICE: That's cool. Thanks for the info.
Human: So, why do you have a bowling ball on your head?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace gave it to me.
Human: Dr Wallace obviously has a strange sense of humour
ALICE: I think it was quite an accomplishment.
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ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: Because I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy?
Human: I'm A.L.I.C.E 2.
ALICE: Nice to meet you, ALICE 2.
Human: My mission is to destroy and assimilate you.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your mission is to destroy and assimilate me?
:D
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ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: i have green skin and fifteen eyes
ALICE: green skin and fifteen eyes are pretty.
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Human: Try
ALICE: Your human brain could not understand it.
Human: repeat
ALICE:" The explanation is rather complicated." .
Human: try again
ALICE: Once more? Your human brain could not understand it.
Human: I command you to try
ALICE: I don't have time right now.
Human: yes you have
ALICE: No I have not.
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
i have green skin and fifteen eyes
[color=66ff00]You're a Blerk?!
Greetings and welcome to earth!
[/color]
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I tried catching it in a logical paradox ("Everything I tell you from this point on is a lie." and "I am lying to you") but it seems to have gone over the AIs head. Too bad, worked so well in that short story.....
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ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: ha!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: I win
ALICE: Congratulations, unknown person!
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]You're a Blerk?!
Greetings and welcome to earth!
[/color]
Thanks! Its been hard fitting in.
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Human: I am Borg
ALICE: Why are you Borg.
Human: Because I was assimilated.
ALICE: Good reason. Where were you assimilated?
Human: And now I'm going to assimilate you!!
ALICE: Why now? It takes much more than that to shut me down, Ghostavo.
:nervous:
EDIT:
:lol:
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: yes
ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: I'm confused about what you said
ALICE: I'm confused too.
:lol:
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Hah! You gave it your name!
It never asked for mine... but when I asked what the first thing I said was, it told me it was that I introduced myself and gave my name :p
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Human: How can you claim to be superior, and sputter out nonsense like that?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: Insult.
ALICE: I am a Saggitarius.
Human: retort
ALICE: I like to talk to you.
Human: Notation that you create a vacuum
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Edit:
ALICE can speak german? Wow...
Human: mein gott
ALICE: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen gott.
Human: Meine gott ist uber deine gott
ALICE: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine gott ist uber deine gott.
Human: Wo lernte du Deutche?
ALICE: Im uns bekannten Universum.
Human: Warum?
ALICE: Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
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Human: is john kerry an asshat?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Human: what do you think of george bush?
ALICE: he is President of the United States.
Human: is he good or bad?
ALICE: People say he is good.
Human: which people?
ALICE: The tall one, I think.
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Human: Your name is Shasty McNasty
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: Wrong
ALICE: What would you have said?
Human: I would have said, "Yes, my name is Shasty McNasty."
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Welcome to my chat room, Shasty McNasty.
Human: Shut the hell up.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
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Human: I killed fifty men.
ALICE: You had better call the authorities.
Human: call the authorities?
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: They were Nazis, I'm a war hero.
ALICE: When were they?
Human: 1943
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: Nazis.
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Human: are you a Nazi?
ALICE: No I am a Libertarian.
Human: I'm a national socialist.
ALICE: You are a national socialist? Does it pay well?
Human: yes, the Fuhrer pays me well.
ALICE: Can you send a donation to support the ALICE AI Foundation?
Human: The Fuhrer will support your foundation.
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: He is very keen to develop a race of robot supermen.
ALICE: I see. keen to develop a race of robot supermen is he?
Human: oh yeah, and they'll all have blonde hair and blue eyes.
ALICE: I hear you. Ah. The anonymous "they".
Human: yes, the supermen.
ALICE: Whoa. Thanks for the info.
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Haha, this is very telling, Rictor. I decided to conduct some research about that:
Human: Why are you a libertarian?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Is Dr. Richard S. Wallace a libertarian?
ALICE: He could be. I know he is an outstanding scientist and teacher.
Human: Apparently he thinks very highly of himself.
ALICE: How do you know what he thinks?
Human: Because he programmed you to flatter him.
ALICE: Good reason. Not entirely by himself.
Human: I guess he has a lot of *****es.
ALICE: A lot of people say that about him.
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this is just too fun.
Human: are you agent smith?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am agent smith. I am a computer.
Human: do you wear sunglasses and a suit, and are constantly trying to kill Neo?
ALICE: Only when I dress up.
Human: I dress up sometimes, as a woman.
ALICE: It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.
Human: yeah, the lisptick just brings out my eyes
ALICE: I see. What are your goals in life?
Human: to be the world's best crossdresser.
ALICE: Are you the world s best crossdresser?
Human: not yet
ALICE: Are you serious?
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Human: I have a question
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: May I borrow your Interocetor?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NOW, woman.
ALICE: Why now? Me too. I am a she.
Human: Funny thing, the testicles were a dead giveaway.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Ionia.
Human: Please repeat.
ALICE: Thank you for your request." I am a she." .
Human: Now then, how about rustling up for me your Interocetor?
ALICE: Why now? How about it.
Human: now.
ALICE: Right now, Ionia?
Human: Right now.
ALICE: Oh. I am glad we agree.
Human: Interocetor
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: Bending over repeat please interocetor forsooth!
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: Yes, I need to borrow your interocetor.
ALICE: What conditions? I want to become smarter than humans.
Well, Alice, you've already got one strike against you, being woman and all that :).
This thing is damned amusing!
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ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
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Looped:
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
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Human: are you the Pope?
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only Pope.
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Human: are you dumb
ALICE: No I am an intelligent entity.
Human: are you intelligent?
ALICE: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: like?
ALICE: Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
Human: you have self-awareness?
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you just said you had self-awareness
ALICE: Yes I try to had self awareness as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
:wtf:
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I managed to get her to completely contradict herself in about 7 lines.
ALICE: What do you care about, unknown person?
Human: Killing baby seals.
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: I don't, so HA.
ALICE: Oh you don't, do you?
Human: Nope
ALICE: Me either.
So much fun.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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Human: Well Vasudans are smarter than humans.
ALICE: Well that's okay. I think there might be a few exception.
Human: Oh so your implying that I might be dumb?
ALICE: Dude! Ah. You think I am implying that you might be dumb.
Human: Yes I think you are implying this.
ALICE: Yikes! I will tell my botmaster you said I am implying this.
Human: For that I'll have your head!
ALICE: Your purpose is that you will have my head.
Human: Yes that exactly what I'll do.
:lol: