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		Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Flipside on August 30, 2004, 10:48:14 pm
		
			
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				I'm bored...
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Former NY Mayor at Rep. convention
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Berlin Zoo :)
Feel free to caption or photoshop ;)
			 
			
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				Oh yes, my own entries are :-
1 : 'On the føckupometer scale I'd saaaaaay....''
2 : 'Damn! I thought it smelt of beer!' ;)
			 
			
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Germany's poor performance at the Vellodrome in Athens has led to what some have called drastic measures.
			 
			
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				1; "I once got a fish this big"
2: "stpud cars... anyway, time to get to work, lets see what's on the schedule for today..."
			 
			
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				1. "I don't know what this is about but I swear I don't have any marijuna in the front glove compartment in my car oooops"
2. "I better get paid for doing this commercial"
			 
			
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				:lol: hehehehe
I like the Athens one most so far :D
			 
			
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				1. "I swear, before the operation, it was this long." 
2.  "I'll do anything for some Labatt Blue."
			 
			
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				#2 Only YOU can prevent biking accidents.
			
 
			
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				#2 i hid my stash in the seat and now its gone WTF
			
 
			
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				1. He's got the whooole world, in his hands...
			
 
			
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				1.  "Right....which bastard nicked my baguette?"
			
 
			
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				ROFL!
Ok, todays picture :-
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I did it mmmyyyyyyy waaaaaayy!! :D
			 
			
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				Jeruuuusaleeeem...
			
 
			
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				ugg wild party last night huh
			
 
			
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Originally posted by Flipside 
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To his horror Akim realises he's forgotten his headscarf dyes his hair white to blend in.
			 
			
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				I turned my life around! AND YOU CAN TOO!!!!
			
 
			
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"Good evening ladies and biological weapons! I just flew in from Syria and boy are my arms tired"
			 
			
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"My names Achmed.... and I've been an alcoholic for 4 years now...."
*some clapping*
			 
			
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...and it was this big. Here's the face I made.
Trust me folks, nothing, and I mean nothing is more important than staying regular.
			 
			
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Originally posted by Flipside 
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Help! Some bastard nicked my bicycle!
			 
			
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				"One guy says his dick is 70 cm long and a bear stole his bike. What do you have to say about this, Mr Achmed Bouzahli?"
			
 
			
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Originally posted by Flipside 
ROFL!
Ok, todays picture :-
(http://www.aqsx85.dsl.pipex.com/cap3.jpg)
I did it mmmyyyyyyy waaaaaayy!! :D 
Captain, the package has been delivered.
			 
			
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"Welcome to the Jerry Al-Springer show.  And here's Mr Hussein, who says he's secretly in love with Mr Bush...."
			 
			
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				:lol:
So, for really white robes, I recommend Daz.
			 
			
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I swear, if one more reporter asks me a stupid question I'm just gonna strangle him!
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USSR sets up new security procedures in Berlin.
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Toga party! Who's with me?!
			 
			
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Originally posted by Flipside 
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Welcome to the price is right where all terrorists are winners!
			 
			
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"And on my left, we have Ahmed.  We covered one half of Ahmeds hair with Just For Men, and one half with regular shampoo - can you tell the difference?"
			 
			
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				Caption this one:
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"YOU TOLD AHMED ABOUT MY SPECIAL SHAMPOO!? DIE!"
			 
			
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				'Those are American contact lenses! I'll have them back thank you!'
			
 
			
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Originally posted by Tiara 
Caption this one:
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I BROKE MY F#$%ING HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU BROKE MY F&*(ING NOSE!!!!!!!!
			 
			
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				"Oh... you're not Colin Powell...  Sorry."
			
 
			
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				"Look, I'm terribly sorry, but George Bush said he's a drunken wife-beater and I can't let that stand unchalleneged. Thats exactly the sort of issue that could make me look weak of defence. Hey, hey, c'mere! Stop crying, its for the good of the nation!"
			
 
			
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Another one of Kerrys "buddies"? The world may never know.
			 
			
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"Trying to combat Bush's special nicknames, John Kerry has now resorted personalized dutch rubs"
			 
			
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"Damn you VC...I'll kill you all!
Oh, sorry.  Flashback"
			 
			
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Originally posted by Flipside 
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"Then Bill's towel dropped and.........."