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Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Sandwich on September 01, 2004, 09:06:12 am: By "American", I mean in size (http://www.swissknifeshop.co.uk/swisschamp_xxlt.html) - look at that monster! :eek2:
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Rictor on September 01, 2004, 09:08:55 am: woah.

whats next, the Swiss Army Portable Nuclear Silo?
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 01, 2004, 09:10:05 am: What. The. ****?

It's meant to be a pocket knife ffs.
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: aldo_14 on September 01, 2004, 09:10:54 am: Pharmaceutical spatula ?

And where's the spork?
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Turnsky on September 01, 2004, 09:14:59 am: good lord, that's a toolkit
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 01, 2004, 09:16:55 am: Just needs a pop-up tent and folding deckchair.
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Gloriano on September 01, 2004, 09:18:12 am: Wow that is big one
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Turnsky on September 01, 2004, 09:24:46 am: one question, where's the USB memory stick.. eh?.. eh? :p
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Tiara on September 01, 2004, 10:17:45 am: :wtf: are you all babbling about? It's not even 9cm long.

it's got a lot of features but certainly ain't big.
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 01, 2004, 10:22:44 am: Never mind the quality madam, look at the width.
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: aldo_14 on September 01, 2004, 10:24:46 am: *BOOM BOOM*
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: mitac on September 01, 2004, 06:32:28 pm: Just look at this... (http://www.mueparade.de/ToolSpezi/xxlt3.jpg)

BTW, it's available for 148€ through ebay.de. Just in case. :D
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: an0n on September 01, 2004, 06:34:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Never mind the quality madam, look at the width.

Must.......not......make......smutty.......comments.........
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: vyper on September 01, 2004, 06:41:41 pm: I was expecting a 9mm handgun with a Swiss Army Knife taped to the side when I opened this thread...
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: mitac on September 01, 2004, 06:47:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by vyper
I was expecting a 9mm handgun with a Swiss Army Knife taped to the side when I opened this thread...

That's not american, for it's too small. Yet, imagine a tank with an army knife attached to the gun mount..."Surrender or we'll disassemble your gear! Just have to find the correct tool before you bomb us...".

Now that could work.

Edit : you could also attach this to a grenade - THAT would hurt. All those tin openers, spoons, knives, woodsaws and ballpens...
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Martinus on September 01, 2004, 06:49:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by vyper
I was expecting a 9mm handgun with a Swiss Army Knife taped to the side when I opened this thread...

[color=66ff00]Shoot the buggers then use the handy gouging tool to retrieve your bullet.

Quickly! Patent it, there's gun nuts everywhere and a lot of them are mental, you're onto an earner here Vyper. ;)
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Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: vyper on September 01, 2004, 07:01:31 pm: [q]
Shoot the buggers then use the handy gouging tool to retrieve your bullet.

Quickly! Patent it, there's gun nuts everywhere and a lot of them are mental, you're onto an earner here Vyper.[/q]

Ah, even better would be to sell the clip to attach said knife - and make it multifunction so you can attach a phone, carton of juice, laser, mp3 player, etc..... wheee! What a marketing strategy: Listen to Goldie Lookin Chain while killin that hommie that dissed yo ***** last week. ;) :lol:
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: kv1at3485 on September 01, 2004, 07:34:40 pm: Original Topic:
:eek2: :wtf: :lol:

Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
woah.

whats next, the Swiss Army Portable Nuclear Silo?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Bobboau on September 01, 2004, 07:39:07 pm: shoot someone.
wip the knife out of the handle grip and carve out the bullet.
use the spoon to scoop it out.
use the assorted tools available to recast the bullet and refill the caseing and but the bullet back into the caseing.
shoot the guy again.
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Geezer on September 01, 2004, 09:37:52 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky
one question, where's the USB memory stick.. eh?.. eh? :p

Here. (http://www.swissknifeshop.com/Merchant2/usb.html) :cool:
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: StratComm on September 01, 2004, 09:48:45 pm: Just goes to show that no matter how hard they try, they can't put everything one might need into a Swiss Army Knife.
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: Mongoose on September 01, 2004, 10:06:43 pm: "That's not a knife..." :p
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on September 01, 2004, 10:07:21 pm: All it needs now is the kitchen sink...
Title: Swiss Army Knives gone American??
Post by: aldo_14 on September 02, 2004, 03:32:49 am: Quote
Originally posted by vyper
[q]
Shoot the buggers then use the handy gouging tool to retrieve your bullet.

Quickly! Patent it, there's gun nuts everywhere and a lot of them are mental, you're onto an earner here Vyper.[/q]

Ah, even better would be to sell the clip to attach said knife - and make it multifunction so you can attach a phone, carton of juice, laser, mp3 player, etc..... wheee! What a marketing strategy: Listen to Goldie Lookin Chain while killin that hommie that dissed yo ***** last week. ;) :lol:

guns don't kill people... WAPPERS DO!