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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Rampage on September 05, 2004, 05:37:06 pm
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Guys, by all means, I'm a conservative Christian, but this is way out of hand:
Landover Baptist Church (http://www.landoverbaptist.org)
I don't want to say anymore than I have to, but do check it out yourself. Read EVERYTHING they have and visit every link. Also if there are any Christians out there, please join me in prayer for these people.
Check this out, BTW: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html <-- Hilarious
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:wtf: Landover Baptist Church is a parody, nothing more. I think it is you who is being way out of hand.
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yeah, this is quite obviously satire. Its been posted here a few times before.
Most of it's still very funny though.
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Originally posted by Kosh
:wtf: Landover Baptist Church is a parody, nothing more. I think it is you who is being way out of hand.
Wha??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I was played for a fool? Man - it's a funny experience nonetheless LOL!
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Thinking outside of the box = good. Not everything is meant to be taken at face value. Don't they teach you that type of thing at church?
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Originally posted by Kosh
Thinking outside of the box = good. Not everything is meant to be taken at face value. Don't they teach you that type of thing at church?
heh, churches like people taking things at face value... makes them easier to control :p
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Actually....
to add some reality to this, go look at The Last Supper by Da Vinci. Talk about face value....
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someone's been reading the daVinci code, eh?
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Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80
heh, churches like people taking things at face value... makes them easier to control :p
:nod:
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[q]someone's been reading the daVinci code, eh?[/q]
The Templar Revelation. :)
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I'm going to a Catholic school here in Nashville, they have a priest teaching Theology, and everybody is required to take it.
We are being taught to decide for ourselves whether to take the Bible as literal truth or as a symbolic meaning (in fact my teacher is actually pretty objective about the Bible). I don't think they're trying to control me. :)
Then again we also don't have the alter boy problem (as most churches don't)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
(http://www.landoverbaptist.org/shirtadstandardthong0704.jpg)
AHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!
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In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they didn't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 2!
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Awesome Stealth! :lol:
I want a male version of that t-shirt... (no, walking aorund with "****er" on my shirt is not an acceptable solution)
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lol :D :D
the thong's the best though ;)
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Hey vyper:
(http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/8430662_F_tn.jpg) (http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.8430662)
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Solid! I'm getting that for going on holiday next year! :lol:
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Never thought I'd see a committed christian linking to Landover Baptist :D
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As soon as I saw that thong I cracked up, nice church that :lol:
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:lol:
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The scary thing is, people have seen so much **** on the news, we even give this the benefit of the doubt to be real. TBH, I believed there are these idiots IRL the first time I saw it.
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mmmmmmm satire....