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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Rampage on September 07, 2004, 03:42:03 pm
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Hey guys, this is like one of those "You know when you play too much Freespace when you..." threads. But in this event, it focuses on college students. Note that you don't have to be a college/grad student to reply, but let's keep it true and funny. So thus, please don't post obscene materials or anything that might offend someone.
Most students who are hellbent on studying often miss exercising. This will help to remind them to frequent the campus gym more often. Here's a start:
You (college/grad student) know you need to visit the gym when you...
1. Gain 5kg of mass in two weeks.
2. Exhibit insomnia on a nightly basis.
3. See coffee foam cups/soda cans littered across your dorm room.
4. Exhibit anger or resentment towards others for no apparent reason.
5. Start to write calculus/organic chem formulas when showering.
6. Exhibit any sensitivity to light (either you haven't been out much or you have meningitis, which you need to go to the hospital for).
7. Discover an abnormal growth on your body (by this time it's probably too late to keep in shape - go see a physician).
So you guys, keep writing stuff...
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when you get letters from said gym saying where the feck are you!!
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LOL that is one funny post there
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...when your only form of exercise is carrying the groceries home (most of which is Pepsi).
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You guys need to do stuff :)
Walk, bike, soccer, basketball, badminton...something!
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Row. Join a crew team. Yeah...that's the ****. I row with my school and damn if I haven't dropped five pounds and gotten in hella good shape.
You know you need to go to the gym when you get short of breath from sleeping.
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When your broad mind and narrow waist swap places ;)
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Fall down and need help to get back up (and are under 70 or so).
I saw this happen to a girl last week, who the hell wears high heeled sandals? Talk about a disaster waiting to happen.
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If you guys really want to excersize, take your hobby outside with you. Go play airsoft or paintball :) Lots of running and toughens up your skin.
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
If you guys really want to excersize, take your hobby outside with you. Go play airsoft or paintball :) Lots of running and toughens up your skin.
and it seperates the REAL men from the cowards.
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(http://www.swooh.com/lorenzo/hlphosted/paintball.jpg)
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Originally posted by Rampage
1. Gain 5kg of mass in two weeks. [=CHECK=]
2. Exhibit insomnia on a nightly basis. [=CHECK=]
3. See coffee foam cups/soda cans littered across your dorm room. [=CHECK=]
4. Exhibit anger or resentment towards others for no apparent reason. [=CHECK=] [=CHECK=]
5. Start to write calculus/organic chem formulas when showering. [=BOOP=]
6. Exhibit any sensitivity to light (either you haven't been out much or you have meningitis, which you need to go to the hospital for). [=CHECK=]
7. Discover an abnormal growth on your body (by this time it's probably too late to keep in shape - go see a physician). [=BOOP=]
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Originally posted by IceFire
You guys need to do stuff :)
Walk, bike, soccer, basketball, badminton...something!
Does sex count as exercise?
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well, yes, but since you don't get any, it wouldn't
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
If you guys really want to excersize, take your hobby outside with you. Go play airsoft or paintball :) Lots of running and toughens up your skin.
[color=66ff00]Not quite the same thing but I've been working on this (lightbrain.8m.com/mtdesign.htm) for the last while, I'm hoping to have them done before Chrimbo.
Got parts for two at the minute, should be fun.
Anyhow, I tend to lose weight when going to uni, I'm not a sitting about person and I don't eat red meat. To compound the problem I have the metabolism of a small island's population.
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Originally posted by Stealth
well, yes, but since you don't get any, it wouldn't
shows what you know...
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your dog doesn't count.
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OK what i said was uncalled for, i'm sorry. you were trying to be funny, and i took the opportunity to make fun at what you were saying, which really was amusing after all
sorry :) :yes:
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(http://www.spawntoys.com/Austinpowers/9fat.jpg)
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Stealth, if I didn't know better I'd say you've been reading bash.org waaaay too much :D
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Originally posted by Thorn
Does sex count as exercise?
Only with another person
:nervous: :p
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hey, stealth, you have exactly 7000 posts!
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LOL.
You Know You Need to Go To the Gym When You...
- Get mind blanks when thinking of your own name
- Walk in rythm with a sum in your head
- Swear that your dog barked Java code at you...
hehehe.
I find that the stress from study works some of the weight off, especially if your a knee tapping type of person. Plus I usually forget to eat.
Though coffee and coke, the precious caffiene sources are your friend!
- Grug
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Originally posted by Carl
hey, stealth, you have exactly 7000 posts!
didn't even notice that! :D
:)
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Not quite the same thing but I've been working on this (lightbrain.8m.com/mtdesign.htm) for the last while, I'm hoping to have them done before Chrimbo. [/color]
thats very, very awesome.
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Originally posted by Thorn
Does sex count as exercise?
Yes, actually, in a way. It basically can work as a cardio workout :)
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wow you guys are just experts on sex, aren't you
:rolleyes:
;)
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And someone's very sarcastic :p
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Since we're on the topic of sex, here's another one:
You need to go to the gym when you excite yourself through applied pressure in your genitalia on a daily basis.
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You don't need the gym at all if you excite yourself through applied pressure in your genitalia on a daily basis. That should be sufficient as it is.
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[q]wow you guys are just experts on sex, aren't you[/q]
Foo, if you ever get laid you'll know the meaning of the phrase "exercises every muscle in your body".
I've gained weight since I broke up with my ex - and it's not comfort eating it's just less exercise due to less sex.
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You Know You Need to Get Away From Your Computer And Go ANYWHERE Else...
...Your fingers are all muscular while you're a fat lardass.
...Your ass is blistered from sitting.
...You have 90 cans of beer hanging on the wall and 50 pizza boxes stacked on top of eachother.
...Your sex life consists of jacking off in front of intardnet pr0n.
...Your social life consists of you and your dog.
...You start wearing diapers cux you don't want to leave your computer.
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:p
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...but I don't have a dog :doubt: :doubt:
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Only with another person
:nervous: :p
the word implies more than one person...
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Originally posted by Thorn
the word implies more than one person...
and marriage used to imply man and woman, but it doens't anymore.
likewise, with all the perverts in the world today, you have to say whether you're talking about two people, animals, etc.
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LOL.
Geez, well Stealth I would of thought that at least in these forums we could assume normality. :p
lol Tiara. Does Wild Turkey bottles count? :p
- Gruggles
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You know you need to go to the gym when you read, on an internet forum, why you need to go to the gym.
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Originally posted by PhReAk
You know you need to go to the gym when you read, on an internet forum, why you need to go to the gym.
[color=66ff00]*sarcasm detector blows up in face*
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is there such a thing as the Irony Irony Detector. Or the Irony Irony Irony Detector?
cause you know how they like the Trace Buster, and then the annoying wigger guy had the Trace Buster Buster, but the Chinese dude had the Trace Buster Buster Buster and...and then there were some explosions and a car chase and I sort of lost track of the plot...
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o_O
I didn't understand a thing said then Rictor. :p
lol phreak
- Gruggles
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I like the Blotto-Box.
Electrocutes everyone who answers their phone.