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Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: an0n on September 17, 2004, 09:29:02 pm
So my sister is drunk off her ass and sitting with her back to the front window in the front room.

All of a sudden there's this 'tap tap tap' from the window.

Being nocturnal I know that it's just the plastic contracting, but I see the look of 'WTF' in my sister's eyes and decide to take a simple concept and run with it.

So I just sit and look at her with total terror in my eyes.

Long story short, I basically had her convinced there was a Yeti waiting for her to open the curtains so it could eat her face.

Man, I'm evil.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Ghostavo on September 17, 2004, 09:33:27 pm
:lol:

Next time tape it ;)
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on September 17, 2004, 09:33:39 pm
Are you sure it was terror in your eyes, and not...well... pure evil?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: an0n on September 17, 2004, 09:35:57 pm
It was probably just lust. My sister is pretty hot.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on September 17, 2004, 09:43:07 pm
:wtf:
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:lol:
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Setekh on September 17, 2004, 10:39:00 pm
I'm worried for you. And your sister, to a lesser extent. ;)
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Rictor on September 17, 2004, 10:41:35 pm
Now thats a story I'll be telling to my grand-kids.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: redsniper on September 17, 2004, 11:59:49 pm
is this your crackhead sister that robs grocery stores?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Kosh on September 18, 2004, 12:03:23 am
:lol: Funny story.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: kasperl on September 18, 2004, 03:51:24 am
Waitaminute, wasn't that sister living in with the crackhead boyfriend?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Clave on September 18, 2004, 04:28:19 am
Are you sure you have actually got a sister?....
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Gortef on September 18, 2004, 04:38:35 am
:lol:

Are you sure it wasn't a Yeti

(allmost typed Jedi for some obscure reason...)
Title: Re: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Stunaep on September 18, 2004, 06:17:45 am
I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that at least one of you wasn't in a.... driving capable condition.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: an0n on September 18, 2004, 10:53:52 am
Younger sister.

And I doubt it was a Jedi. Maybe a Sith, but not a Jedi.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: TopAce on September 18, 2004, 10:56:22 am
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Originally posted by an0n
... My sister is pretty hot.


At least there are some advantages of having a sister, :lol:

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Originally posted by an0n
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And I doubt it was a Jedi. Maybe a Sith, but not a Jedi.


The master or the apprentice?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Drew on September 18, 2004, 08:31:49 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
My sister is pretty hot.


mine is too. wana trade pics?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Carl on September 18, 2004, 10:43:51 pm
you guys are fekkin' gross.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Knight Templar on September 18, 2004, 11:04:49 pm
Dude, post teh pcitures of er'!!
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Gortef on September 19, 2004, 09:52:51 am
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Originally posted by TopAce

The master or the apprentice?


hey it's an0n we are talking about... apprentice of course :p
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Stealth on September 19, 2004, 02:09:02 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
My sister is pretty hot.


let us be the judge of that :D
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: an0n on September 19, 2004, 07:36:53 pm
(http://www.penguinbomb.com/misc/picture1.jpg)

Found this while using her photo-phone to get revenge on her for things too trivial to go into.

If you want to see the revenge, change the number (2-5) on the img's URL.

Incidentally, this is why people should stay on IRC.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: vyper on September 19, 2004, 07:43:23 pm
I concurr - this is a reason to use IRC :lol:

night all
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Corsair on September 19, 2004, 08:26:18 pm
Oy vey. :shaking:
You're hitting on your sister again, aren't you an0n?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: an0n on September 19, 2004, 08:35:13 pm
She pissed me off, then passed out drunk. What the **** does she expect?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Stealth on September 19, 2004, 08:40:45 pm
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Originally posted by an0n

If you want to see the revenge, change the number (2-5) on the img's URL.


LLLLOOOOOLLLLLL

hahahaha that's some intense revenge :D :D :D
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: an0n on September 19, 2004, 08:42:06 pm
If I could've been sure she was drunk enough, I'd've done alot worse.

As it is, I made the right call. She woke up not 5 minutes later and ****ed off to bed.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Stealth on September 19, 2004, 10:48:26 pm
hahaha yeah you made the right call, that's for sure :D :D :D

you'll just have to wait till she's drunker next time i guess *shrugs*

but good job though ;)
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: an0n on September 19, 2004, 10:55:10 pm
I'm going to be stripping some 2-3 year old snaps off the camcorder tomorrow night too.

Mostly of her half-naked and some of her extremely hot friend.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Stealth on September 20, 2004, 08:28:35 pm
hmk... well be sure to share your findings with me.  kthx
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: BlackDove on September 20, 2004, 08:47:03 pm
The internet is filled with porn. Do you really need an0n's sister pictures?
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: vyper on September 22, 2004, 12:06:16 pm
It feels more twisted this way.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Stealth on September 22, 2004, 02:45:00 pm
yup.
Title: Funnest Thing Evar!
Post by: Cyker on September 22, 2004, 03:10:55 pm
My god, it's just like reading bash.org, but with pictures!

*runs away*