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Title: Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Post by: aldo_14 on September 24, 2004, 11:27:34 am
Boffin hits it big with breast-enlarging ringtone (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/24/breast_enlarging_ringtone/)

One satisfied user said: "I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped. But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"
Title: Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Post by: kasperl on September 24, 2004, 11:49:08 am
Right.

El Reg's bootnotes are indeed a very worthy read.
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Post by: Stunaep on September 24, 2004, 02:33:42 pm
*replaces schoolbell with said phone ring*
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Post by: beatspete on September 24, 2004, 03:24:14 pm
Wow, I could really use this ring tone.
:|
Title: Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Post by: aldo_14 on September 24, 2004, 04:55:39 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete
Wow, I could really use this ring tone.
:|


You want larger breasts?  Try eating some deep fried mars bar for lunch.
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Post by: Corsair on September 24, 2004, 08:13:04 pm
:lol:
I told a few female friends of mine about this at school. One of them perks up immediately and goes, "bigger boobs just by listening to the ringtone? where can I get this thing?"


some people will go to any lengths... :lol:
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Post by: Setekh on September 24, 2004, 10:32:46 pm
:blah:
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Post by: Gortef on September 25, 2004, 12:45:29 am
oh dear :p
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Post by: 01010 on September 25, 2004, 07:17:09 am
I worry that hearing this ringtone about the place may have an adverse effect on my already developing man breasts.
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Post by: HeX on September 25, 2004, 07:20:56 am
And the human race makes yet another loop on the downward spiral into drooling stupidity.
Title: Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Post by: karajorma on September 25, 2004, 07:31:11 am
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Originally posted by 01010
I worry that hearing this ringtone about the place may have an adverse effect on my already developing man breasts.


That is a rather worrying thought. How would this know whether you were a guy or a girl?
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Post by: 01010 on September 25, 2004, 07:48:57 am
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Originally posted by karajorma


That is a rather worrying thought. How would this know whether you were a guy or a girl?


Hey I just thought though, if every guy had breasts, what a world that would be, no more ridicule for chubby titty men and also, fun for all.
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Post by: Gloriano on September 25, 2004, 08:00:18 am
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Originally posted by HeX
And the human race makes yet another loop on the downward spiral into drooling stupidity.



:nod:
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Post by: Grey Wolf on September 26, 2004, 01:06:45 am
And here is today's evidence that the human body and mind are both equally insane.
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Post by: karajorma on September 26, 2004, 02:48:45 am
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Originally posted by 01010
Hey I just thought though, if every guy had breasts, what a world that would be, no more ridicule for chubby titty men and also, fun for all.


It would also be a world that ended with this generation as the men would never leave the house. ;)
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Post by: aldo_14 on September 26, 2004, 07:30:23 am
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Originally posted by 01010


Hey I just thought though, if every guy had breasts, what a world that would be, no more ridicule for chubby titty men and also, fun for all.


Make it more difficult to recognise ugly women, though.  Y'know, so you can be polite when saying "get your fat arse out the way, ma'am"