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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Falcon on October 02, 2004, 11:48:04 pm

Title: Boredom
Post by: Falcon on October 02, 2004, 11:48:04 pm
First let me say that I don't care if this thread gets locked Im typing something anyways and there is nothing you can do to stop me...... :p

Well anyways Im starting a mini-story thread (though I don't know how I'd define mini which you guys will probably end in the second or third post), but here I go anyways.......

Once upon a time there was a man name Aken Bosh who.......
Title: Boredom
Post by: an0n on October 03, 2004, 12:06:45 am
...could decide, just what to nosh..
Title: Boredom
Post by: DragonClaw on October 03, 2004, 12:08:30 am
...until his limbs, he did wash...
Title: Boredom
Post by: an0n on October 03, 2004, 12:53:39 am
...his penis was dirty, his tac-officer was flirty....
Title: Boredom
Post by: Sandwich on October 03, 2004, 02:28:41 am
...And all the fanbois did mosh.
Title: Boredom
Post by: an0n on October 03, 2004, 02:35:41 am
Bosch met with a Vasudan on Venus....
Title: Boredom
Post by: Zarax on October 03, 2004, 02:38:53 am
... and the disease he took was a plus...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Ransom on October 03, 2004, 02:40:17 am
...because it turned him into a minibus...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Dark_4ce on October 03, 2004, 07:27:52 am
...The vasudan considered it a minus...
Title: Boredom
Post by: vyper on October 03, 2004, 07:33:29 am
and promptly filed for a restraining order...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Ransom on October 03, 2004, 07:48:33 am
...and then threw up on a pauper...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Blitzerland on October 03, 2004, 09:12:54 am
...and then got shot by his father...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Ransom on October 03, 2004, 09:18:44 am
...who went mad and crossed over the border...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Blitzerland on October 03, 2004, 09:24:53 am
...and started a foundation to help homeless children...

What? :nervous: Fine.

...and he was struck down by a UApocolypse beam...
Title: Boredom
Post by: aldo_14 on October 03, 2004, 11:13:01 am
...which gave him a nasty itch, prompting a trip to the clinic....
Title: Boredom
Post by: vyper on October 03, 2004, 11:56:18 am
...for diseases of the willy...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Falcon on October 03, 2004, 12:25:38 pm
.........who ate lots of chilli......
Title: Boredom
Post by: Blitzerland on October 03, 2004, 12:28:45 pm
...he had a cousin named Billy...

what? :nervous: fine.

...who turned him into a slab of jelly...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Falcon on October 03, 2004, 01:21:36 pm
.........who hurt blitzerland cause he was on a two sentance frenzy.........
Title: Boredom
Post by: Gai Daigoji on October 03, 2004, 01:49:44 pm
....and the doctor thought it was funny....
Title: Boredom
Post by: Corsair on October 03, 2004, 01:53:33 pm
...and sentenced him to a nunnery.
Title: Boredom
Post by: vyper on October 03, 2004, 02:10:00 pm
Where he found out sisters doin it for themselves...
Title: Boredom
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on October 03, 2004, 02:12:41 pm
...and had soggy condoms all over the shelves...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Stunaep on October 03, 2004, 02:31:53 pm
and droplets of sperm made of magical elves...
Title: Boredom
Post by: vyper on October 03, 2004, 02:51:28 pm
...which confused him greatly, leading him to leave and...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Ghostavo on October 03, 2004, 03:16:53 pm
...create the NTF, which he used to...
Title: Boredom
Post by: vyper on October 03, 2004, 03:19:46 pm
...seek out all the Burbon creams in the universe...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Blitzerland on October 03, 2004, 03:33:55 pm
...which he fed to his lackeys, killing them instantly...
Title: Boredom
Post by: vyper on October 03, 2004, 03:39:36 pm
...due to a strange genetic mutation over time which made humans allergic to good biscuits...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Blitzerland on October 03, 2004, 03:49:20 pm
...so he allied with the Shivans, determined to get more biscuts...
Title: Boredom
Post by: Corsair on October 03, 2004, 04:00:31 pm
...and found them in a place called Mystic...