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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Falcon on October 02, 2004, 11:48:04 pm
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First let me say that I don't care if this thread gets locked Im typing something anyways and there is nothing you can do to stop me...... :p
Well anyways Im starting a mini-story thread (though I don't know how I'd define mini which you guys will probably end in the second or third post), but here I go anyways.......
Once upon a time there was a man name Aken Bosh who.......
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...could decide, just what to nosh..
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...until his limbs, he did wash...
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...his penis was dirty, his tac-officer was flirty....
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...And all the fanbois did mosh.
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Bosch met with a Vasudan on Venus....
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... and the disease he took was a plus...
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...because it turned him into a minibus...
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...The vasudan considered it a minus...
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and promptly filed for a restraining order...
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...and then threw up on a pauper...
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...and then got shot by his father...
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...who went mad and crossed over the border...
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...and started a foundation to help homeless children...
What? :nervous: Fine.
...and he was struck down by a UApocolypse beam...
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...which gave him a nasty itch, prompting a trip to the clinic....
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...for diseases of the willy...
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.........who ate lots of chilli......
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...he had a cousin named Billy...
what? :nervous: fine.
...who turned him into a slab of jelly...
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.........who hurt blitzerland cause he was on a two sentance frenzy.........
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....and the doctor thought it was funny....
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...and sentenced him to a nunnery.
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Where he found out sisters doin it for themselves...
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...and had soggy condoms all over the shelves...
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and droplets of sperm made of magical elves...
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...which confused him greatly, leading him to leave and...
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...create the NTF, which he used to...
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...seek out all the Burbon creams in the universe...
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...which he fed to his lackeys, killing them instantly...
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...due to a strange genetic mutation over time which made humans allergic to good biscuits...
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...so he allied with the Shivans, determined to get more biscuts...
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...and found them in a place called Mystic...