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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: phreak on October 05, 2004, 06:27:30 pm

Title: Looks like we don't have to wait for an0n to kill all the old people
Post by: phreak on October 05, 2004, 06:27:30 pm: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

He deserves a darwin award.
Title: Looks like we don't have to wait for an0n to kill all the old people
Post by: Corsair on October 05, 2004, 06:30:09 pm: Indeed he does.
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Post by: Blitzerland on October 05, 2004, 06:32:04 pm: That story can't be true...can it?:nervous:
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Post by: Night Hammer on October 05, 2004, 06:32:26 pm: Oh yes Darwin worthy
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Post by: Hippo on October 05, 2004, 06:58:27 pm: It was actualli IN the free newspaper at my school...
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Post by: Deepblue on October 05, 2004, 07:24:16 pm: Uh... we need a forum called "The Hard Light Tabloid" for all of these............... fascinating stories.
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Post by: Kosh on October 05, 2004, 07:36:12 pm: Looks like Phreak beat Aldo to posting it. :D
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Post by: Stealth on October 05, 2004, 10:34:22 pm: how can you mistake your penis for a chicken's neck? all my life....
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Post by: Falcon on October 05, 2004, 10:36:22 pm: maybe he had vision problems......
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Post by: Carl on October 05, 2004, 11:12:38 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Night Hammer
Oh yes Darwin worthy

darwin awards are only given if the person dies from it.
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Post by: Bobboau on October 05, 2004, 11:20:38 pm: no it's removal from the gene pool a number of people have won the award by simply de-nutting themselves due to there own stupidity, like the guy who got shot in the nads after useing a live bullet as a replacement fuse
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Post by: Night Hammer on October 05, 2004, 11:24:06 pm: yeah what he said:nervous:
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Post by: HeX on October 06, 2004, 12:01:57 am: My "studying to be a Social Worker" g/f is currently in hysterics after reading that.

Anyone else find that scarry?
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Post by: mitac on October 06, 2004, 02:42:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
no it's removal from the gene pool a number of people have won the award by simply de-nutting themselves due to there own stupidity, like the guy who got shot in the nads after useing a live bullet as a replacement fuse

Ouch. Now that really hurts from any perspective.

Edit : that just reminded me of that young guy who made a tea out of the bloom and leaves of a Brugmansia plant. Seems to have been lots of fun, as he got the spontaneous idea of cutting off his tongue and penis with a hedge shears.

So don't consume poisonous plants at home, kids.
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Post by: aldo_14 on October 06, 2004, 03:09:25 am: He'd have been a lot happier if he'd decided to strangle the chicken........
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Post by: Sandwich on October 06, 2004, 03:15:36 am: Quote
Originally posted by aldo_14
...happier...

At 67?

:nervous:
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Post by: an0n on October 06, 2004, 03:21:07 am: I'm guessing he was throat-****ing the dog and the dog didn't like it.

And if it's all the same to you, I'll stick with my 'year-round flu' idea.
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Post by: ionia23 on October 06, 2004, 03:00:21 pm: first hurricanes, then volcanoes, now this. damned terrorists. tricking people into cutting off their penises.....
:lol:
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Post by: Grug on October 07, 2004, 03:35:32 am: LOL.

I think he gets the Honorary Darwin Award for not killing himself...
:p
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Post by: karajorma on October 07, 2004, 05:46:09 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
no it's removal from the gene pool a number of people have won the award by simply de-nutting themselves due to there own stupidity, like the guy who got shot in the nads after useing a live bullet as a replacement fuse

Bob's right on this one. At 63 he still technically could have had children. Therefore this act did remove the possibility of future contributions and therefore would be enough to give him an award.