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Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Terminator on November 02, 2004, 10:08:55 pm
In the spirit of the time, post 'em here! I'll start:

snipes 2396: gathering vital data behind enemy lines to defeat shivan terrorism


snipes' war record is full of crap! he never even got wounded once! SOC Veterans for Truth have discounted his paltry claims.


Alpha 1 kills wingmen through negligence. Please, think of the wingmen. Bosch in 2396.


Re-elect Khonsu II for 4 more years!
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 02, 2004, 10:37:19 pm
Petrarch 2396: Celebrated war hero.
The old man who saved us.
The man to rebuild the stregthn the GTVA
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Singh on November 02, 2004, 10:48:57 pm
Alpha 1, 2396: He saved us from the Shivans, he must be ub3r!!!!!

Lt. Commander Cordova, 2396: Coz he thought Alpha 1 Everything he knows.

Alpha 2, 2396: Well...he acted as a decoy for Alpha 1!
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 02, 2004, 11:22:19 pm
I predict a Petrarch/Snipes ticket in 2400.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Flipside on November 03, 2004, 01:19:49 pm
Vote Bosch damn you all!

Bosch is the only one with the vision to take us into a new era...... :nervous:
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 03, 2004, 01:22:06 pm
lol....hey lightspeed photoshop us some campaign bumper stickers :D
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Carl on November 03, 2004, 01:57:30 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Carltheshivan/pst04.gif)
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: TopAce on November 03, 2004, 02:31:03 pm
Aken Bosch: We turn enemies to our friends ... if succeeds.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Flipside on November 03, 2004, 02:47:41 pm
LOL!

(http://www.aqsx85.dsl.pipex.com/BoschVote.jpg)
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Akalabeth Angel on November 03, 2004, 03:06:37 pm
I prefer this election-related image I was directed to on another website:

(http://img22.exs.cx/img22/7127/CNN-President.jpg)
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: karajorma on November 03, 2004, 04:19:25 pm
It's a real pity he didn't win. Both the democrats and the republicans could have supported him (and those who don't can be lined up and shot for all I care :D )

EDIT : That said I think old Oppy Prime would have been disqualified from running on the grounds that hes an immigrant from Japan (or cybertron depending on how you look at these things)
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Grey Wolf on November 03, 2004, 04:39:58 pm
He would also be the first Jewish president.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Taristin on November 03, 2004, 04:42:28 pm
Eh?
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: TopAce on November 03, 2004, 04:47:04 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Flipside
LOL!

(http://www.aqsx85.dsl.pipex.com/BoschVote.jpg)


Haha! The fabolous Bosch beer!
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: JR2000Z on November 03, 2004, 04:47:47 pm
Vote Allied Command 'Cause we order you too'
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: TopAce on November 03, 2004, 04:49:16 pm
^^
Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: StratComm on November 03, 2004, 04:53:41 pm
Kafre '96

We can't understand a word he says, but at least he's better than the other guy.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 03, 2004, 04:56:22 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Carl
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Carltheshivan/pst04.gif)

Now I wish I could put that on my front lawn. :D
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Grey Wolf on November 03, 2004, 05:01:35 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Raa
Eh?
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-348/epid-114145/
You'll find the backing for my reference in there.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Terminator on November 03, 2004, 05:05:43 pm
Aken Bosch voted against Galatic Health Care 19 times!!!
But Bosch found time to vote for downsizing the GTVA fleet, which put us in danger of the shivans.

Bosch has his beliefs...are they yours?
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 03, 2004, 05:18:34 pm
Bosch: Patrarch has flip-flopped on the issues
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: StratComm on November 03, 2004, 05:29:30 pm
Bosch:  What's it say to our troops to have a leader calling them "Traitors!"?

Aide: Sir, they are traitors

Bosch:  But what's it say to our troops?!?
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Axem on November 03, 2004, 05:39:08 pm
Captain of the Colossus '04: He sticks to his guns, even if there's some Shivan Juggernaut attacking him.

Shivan-Shivan 2592: We're realistic.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Terminator on November 05, 2004, 08:20:34 pm
Aken W. Bosch says he's against anti-matter weapon proliferation across the galaxy, yet he is spending money on developing cruiser-busting anti-matter weapons.

There's what Bosch says, and there's what Bosch does.


Paid for by Petrarch-Snipes '04
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Mongoose on November 05, 2004, 08:39:37 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Axem
Shivan-Shivan 2592: We're realistic.

This has to be the best one yet. :p
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: deep_eyes on November 05, 2004, 10:33:37 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Carl
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Carltheshivan/pst04.gif)


 i havent stopped laughing since!
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: TopAce on November 06, 2004, 03:52:30 am
What's so funny on that one?
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Singh on November 06, 2004, 04:27:55 am
Quote
Originally posted by Flipside
LOL!

(http://www.aqsx85.dsl.pipex.com/BoschVote.jpg)

now that has to be the funniest thing ive seen in a long, long time.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: 01010 on November 06, 2004, 04:32:05 am
Quote
Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
He would also be the first Jewish president.


Niiice, Family Guy reference ahoy!

"Optimus Prime, I didn't know you were Jewish"
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 06, 2004, 12:40:07 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Carl
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Carltheshivan/pst04.gif)

Reminds me of a bush cheney bumper sticker
Title: yeah politics!
Post by: Marauder on November 06, 2004, 08:09:31 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Singh

now that has to be the funniest thing ive seen in a long, long time.


I think there should be threads like this every four years.
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Grey Wolf on November 06, 2004, 10:57:49 pm
We should expand this to all SF.  Wouldn't you like seeing Jean-Luc Picard, Emperor Palpatine, and Aken Bosch all running for president?
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: silverwolf on November 06, 2004, 11:38:20 pm
i vote for jean luc

running slogan for picard-Hair loss shows knowlage vote for the bald guy
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Terminator on November 06, 2004, 11:38:30 pm
considering what i saw in episodes I and II of star wars, i could easily see Palpatine running for office:lol:
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Flipside on November 06, 2004, 11:55:49 pm
(http://www.aqsx85.dsl.pipex.com/jluc.jpg)

:p
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 07, 2004, 12:45:42 am
Sheridan Gariboldi '04
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Carl on November 07, 2004, 05:39:48 am
http://www.cafepress.com/startrek/396678

and

http://www.cafepress.com/startrek/396670
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: redmenace on November 07, 2004, 11:35:25 am
I wish they had martok worf gear :D
Title: Unlikely freespace political ads...
Post by: Terminator on November 07, 2004, 07:43:38 pm
"I actually did vote FOR the Beta Aquilae Convention before I voted against it." --Aken Bosch, 2365