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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Petrarch of the VBB on November 25, 2004, 03:40:47 pm

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on November 25, 2004, 03:40:47 pm

The Daily Mail-o-Matic (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/dailymail.php)

The David Blunkett Policy Maker (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/blunkett.php)

Michael Howard Sings The Smiths (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/howard.php)

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: karajorma on November 25, 2004, 04:07:30 pm

COULD CHERIE BLAIR INFECT THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH AIDS? :lol:

COULD LESBIANS RUIN CLIFF RICHARD? :lol:

You wait all your life for the right woman and then two turn up at once :D

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Tiara on November 25, 2004, 04:10:01 pm

COULD THE FRENCH HURT YOUR HOUSE?

:lol:

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Rictor on November 25, 2004, 04:11:58 pm

neat

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Clave on November 25, 2004, 04:23:18 pm

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?

Bwah! :lol:

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Flipside on November 25, 2004, 04:34:58 pm

COULD CHERIE BLAIR IMPREGNATE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

WILL TEACHERS SCROUNGE OFF YOUR DAUGHTERS?

COULD TEENAGE SEX DESTROY THE QUEEN?

WILL BRIAN PADDICK STRIP THE BRITISH PEOPLE OF ALL DIGNITY?

:lol: Find out next week......

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: demon442 on November 25, 2004, 08:59:47 pm

COULD CHANNEL 4 KILL YOUR DAUGHTERS?
Yes.

Arrest foreigners, and then fit them with electronic tags.
Don't tell Bush.

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Taristin on November 25, 2004, 09:06:32 pm

Fit everybody with electronic tags, and then send them to an offshore processing centre.

DO PAEDOPHILES CHEAT THE CONSERVATIVES?

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Bobboau on November 25, 2004, 09:21:40 pm

Give airy-fairy liberals a 'Citizenship Test', and then give them an on-the-spot fine. And charge them for it.

WILL THE BBC INFECT BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY WITH AIDS?

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Falcon on November 25, 2004, 11:17:42 pm

DO GYPSIES TAX CAR DRIVERS?
COULD GYPSIES HURT CAR DRIVERS?
COULD GYPSIES IMPREGNATE CAR DRIVERS?

You know Im beggining to see a pattern here...... ;)

Title: Bit o' Fun
Post by: Ford Prefect on November 25, 2004, 11:35:46 pm

Deny the BBC the right to trial by jury, and then put them under a curfew order.

Lock everybody up, and then try them in secret.:lol: