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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on November 26, 2004, 08:56:44 pm

Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: an0n on November 26, 2004, 08:56:44 pm: They're a welsh rap group.

They look like this:

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/images/artists/goldie_lookin_chain/zanefeb2004/glc_paper800.jpg)

This is the tracklist from their album:
Quote
1. Manifesto
2. Self Suicide
3. Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do
4. Half Man Half Machine
5. Roller Disco
6. Soap Bar
7. Billy Webbs Lament
8. Your Mothers Got A Penis
9. Maggot
10. You Knows I Loves You
11. Leeroy Fashion Lament
12. 21 Ounces
13. Time To Make A Change

And most spectacularly, they named their first/debut album: Greatest Hits.

I am in awe of the depth of comedy involved.
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: Liberator on November 26, 2004, 09:18:03 pm: Their all WIGGERS!:shaking:

I realize their Welsh, but they could find a token black guy and say he was from Wales?
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: an0n on November 26, 2004, 09:34:44 pm: You're missing the genius of it.

They're characatures of rappers mixed with the inherant lameness and try-to-hard attitude of everything and everyone Welsh.
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: an0n on November 26, 2004, 10:50:40 pm: I just listened to the album and (aside from Ricky Grover's midget routine) it is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Manifesto is some kind of A-Team theme rip off.

Self Suicide takes the piss out of everyone who got famous from dying.

Guns Don't Kill People is a parody of all gangsta-rap.

Half-Man Half-Machine: I AM A ROBOT, RAARRRGH!

Roller Disco is about stoned people at the roller disco.

Soap Bar is about drugs, plain and simple.

Billy Webb's Lament is a radio interview parody.

Your Mother's Got A Penis - Have a guess.

The Maggot is basically rapping over a NES game theme.

You Know I Loves You is a rip off of all those early-90's brit-pop love song pieces of **** and is funny as hell.

Leeroy's Fashion Lament: "I - am Elvis."

21 Ounces is about drugs.

Time To Make A Change is just plain strange.

It's like they took everything from Run DMC up to Shamen, mixed it all up, ran it through a NES's sound chips and then rapped about issues important to 12 year olds and wiggaz (like sniffing glue and giving cigs to your girlfriend).

I love the ****ing thing.

Buy it. Seriously.
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: Taristin on November 26, 2004, 10:56:13 pm: Heh. Odd. You're description of the tracks actually makes me want to listen to it less. Which I didn't think was possible.
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: Rictor on November 26, 2004, 10:59:08 pm: edit: nevermind.
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Post by: phreak on November 26, 2004, 11:14:03 pm: an0n should check out SOD, MOD and Anal ****.
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: Bobboau on November 26, 2004, 11:17:22 pm: are they suposed to... look gay?
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: kasperl on November 27, 2004, 02:16:50 am: Just like drunnken Welshmen, I think.

I might acquire these tracks one day.
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Post by: Turnsky on November 27, 2004, 06:03:14 am: they look like they just came fresh outta a local pub on schoolies week.
:p
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Post by: Clave on November 27, 2004, 06:50:52 am: Oh man...
Title: Goldie Lookin Chain - Bwuahahaha!
Post by: aldo_14 on November 27, 2004, 08:02:27 am: Quote
Originally posted by Liberator
Their all WIGGERS!:shaking:

I realize their Welsh, but they could find a token black guy and say he was from Wales?

Can you think of anything more pathetic than wanna-be gansta rappers who are white, and come from the countryside*?

*well, it is Wales after all. One of them must be a farmer.