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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on December 02, 2004, 12:17:06 am

Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: an0n on December 02, 2004, 12:17:06 am
I'm confused.

I think I like the film.

It's funny as hell in some parts and annoying as hell in others. It's like they piece together 50 different genre's and only manage to pull it all together in the final 15 minutes.

It's like, one minute it's "She's All That" and the next it's "American Pie 2".

Strange. Glad I illegally downloaded it though.
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: Knight Templar on December 02, 2004, 02:33:23 am
Haven't seen it.
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: an0n on December 02, 2004, 02:37:40 am
You should.

And I've figured out why it's odd. It's full of rushed climaxes, which kinda goes with the porn theme.

There are parts that, in and of themselves, could be whole movies. The trip to Vegas for example - most movies woulda climaxed with that and ended shortly thereafter. And the theft of the giant golden dildo award. And the party. And making the porn movie. And the E'd-up speech. And the lapdance club scenes.

Very strange movie. Good though.
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: Fury on December 02, 2004, 03:55:22 am
Are you talking about a live action movie or a hentai movie? :nervous:
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: Knight Templar on December 02, 2004, 04:13:34 am
:wtf:
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: karajorma on December 02, 2004, 04:21:58 am
Live action movie.

Basically it's Risky Business updated for the new millenium with Elisha Cuthbert as a porn star who leads the all american kid astray rather than a call girl.

Pretty good though.
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: Fury on December 02, 2004, 04:52:01 am
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Originally posted by karajorma
Live action movie.

Basically it's Risky Business updated for the new millenium with Elisha Cuthbert as a porn star who leads the all american kid astray rather than a call girl.

Pretty good though.

I see. Never seen an ad or heard of the movie before. :p

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Originally posted by Knight Templar
:wtf:

What...?
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: Styxx on December 02, 2004, 07:15:06 am
I only watched the trailer, but the part where his parents ask him if the girls are from his class and he replies "No, they're porn stars!" cracked me up.
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: pyro-manic on December 02, 2004, 07:35:19 am
Not seen it. Could be good, but I'm not a fan of yank teen comedy-type films, cos most of them are utter crap. I might see it eventually, but I'm not about to go and actively look for it...
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: kode on December 02, 2004, 09:12:55 am
I've only heard of the hentai, but... :wtf:
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: Fury on December 02, 2004, 09:27:00 am
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Originally posted by kode
I've only heard of the hentai, but... :wtf:

HA! So I am not the only one after all. :D
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: an0n on December 02, 2004, 01:16:38 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
I only watched the trailer, but the part where his parents ask him if the girls are from his class and he replies "No, they're porn stars!" cracked me up.
The best bit by far is the "Yeah, we're directors" bit.

It's all "Go-on, at least feel her tits!"
Title: The Girl Next Door
Post by: karajorma on December 04, 2004, 07:28:04 am
The scene where he keeps imagining porn involving his parents and girlfriend is pretty funny too though.

That's definately the point at which you really need to start thinking about seeking psychiatric help :D