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Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: an0n on December 02, 2004, 12:44:17 am
Make **** up, quote philosophy, quote Dennis Leary for all I care.

"I'll start tomorrow, what I should have started yesterday."
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Sandwich on December 02, 2004, 01:35:27 am
Bumpersticker: "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Turnsky on December 02, 2004, 02:19:36 am
another Bumpersticker: "Heaven doesn't want me, and hell thinks i'll take over"
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Knight Templar on December 02, 2004, 02:22:01 am
Me, regarding my goddamn prohibitive procrastination: "I don't have a life precisely because I have a life, a life that consists of waiting, waiting for nothing."
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Kosh on December 02, 2004, 03:30:38 am
Here's my favorite from a bumper sticker:


"There's too much blood in my caffiene stream"
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Tiara on December 02, 2004, 03:31:29 am
"*****."
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Turnsky on December 02, 2004, 04:00:34 am
okay, if you're australian, you've probably get where this one came from:


"Bugger"
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Grug on December 02, 2004, 04:49:25 am
hehehe...

some sick ones to the mix:

'Geeze its hot, I'm sweating like a peadophile at a Wiggles concert'
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Rictor on December 02, 2004, 06:11:25 am
"Hmm, its 2:30 am. All right, I'll sleep now, but I have to get up early and finish homework."

Every damn day.

edit: guess what time it is, and guess what I'm not doing?
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: pyro-manic on December 02, 2004, 07:26:49 am
Here's a couple:

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"I've coined new words, like 'hispanically' and 'misunderstanding'."

I think you can guess who they're from...
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Tiara on December 02, 2004, 07:35:56 am
"The Bible was written by the same people who said Earth was flat."

"This isn't an office, It is hell with flouresent lighting."

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Dark_4ce on December 02, 2004, 11:04:25 am
Alright, to quote Bruce Campbell from Army of Darkness;

"Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up, this is my BOOMSTICK!"

"Hey bud, you aint leading but two things right now. Jack and ****, and Jack left town."

To quote my 6th grade teacher;

"I may not be right, but I'm never wrong."

And to finish off with a totally random sentence my friend said one day;

"A blonde bus flew across a grape of stars."
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Nuke on December 02, 2004, 02:28:53 pm
bumpersticker: "dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your beer"
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: TopAce on December 02, 2004, 02:55:11 pm
'What you have learnt today should be used wisely tomorrow, so you will not forget it the next day in vain.'
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Clave on December 02, 2004, 03:00:18 pm
'Eat my shorts'
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: redmenace on December 02, 2004, 03:08:18 pm
Kazan, Liberator, DON'T TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL THREAD.
"You bet we might have."
-Sen. John Kerry, asked if he would have gone to war against Saddam Hussein if he refused to disarm
:lol:

"You can't make mashed potatoes out of real potatoes, you need fake potatoes."
-My old highschool Principle

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-President George W. Bush
 
"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons."
-Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling of the Fleet Center in Boston
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on December 02, 2004, 03:09:42 pm
"You see...i was just spraying some paint and to make a long story short...i swear i didnt mean to kill that guy."

Quoted from a friend after listening to a teacher's story of how he got high off a can of spray paint.
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Nuke on December 02, 2004, 03:19:37 pm
"weed is from the earf"
-any local drug dealer
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Ford Prefect on December 02, 2004, 04:03:57 pm
"Only God could make a tree, probably because it's so hard to get the bark on." -Woody Allen

"Look, just because I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right Marcellus Wallace throwin' Tony Rocky Horror out a mothaf*ckin' window through a glass mothaf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way n*gga talks, that **** ain't right. Mothaf*cka do that **** to me he'd better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the mothaf*cka, y'know what I'm sayin'?" -Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." -if you don't know it, you're an incomplete human being.
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Rictor on December 02, 2004, 04:39:08 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Me, regarding my goddamn prohibitive procrastination: "I don't have a life precisely because I have a life, a life that consists of waiting, waiting for nothing."


It like you've known my all my life.
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Mongoose on December 02, 2004, 04:53:36 pm
One I saw today:  "Get revenge...**** on a pigeon!" :p
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: phreak on December 02, 2004, 04:55:53 pm
If it weren't for my horse, then I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I don't really care for apathy.
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Liberator on December 02, 2004, 05:02:46 pm
Quote
Originally posted by redmenace
Kazan, Liberator, DON'T TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL THREAD.


Course not, this has nothing to do with politics.
This is something we can all agree though.

"I'm from the Government.  I'm here to help you." - Unknown Sage
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Clave on December 02, 2004, 05:49:15 pm
'You will go to prison for five years'
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Flipside on December 02, 2004, 05:51:44 pm
My favourite this year is from Sharon....

'Why do they make old people's homes look so nice? It's not as if they notice.'

:lol:
Title: worst piece of chess advice evar
Post by: Mr. Vega on December 02, 2004, 06:53:27 pm
"You need to get your queen some action." -Me
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: an0n on December 02, 2004, 07:23:54 pm
"You shouldn't drink and drive too fast." ---- Shane McGowan
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Flipside on December 02, 2004, 07:26:15 pm
I thought Princess Diana already had an award for that one, or was it 'What is that thing they're pointing at us?'..... :nervous:
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: karajorma on December 04, 2004, 10:33:09 am
We all know Sod's Law but I've always prefered Zymurgy's Law of Evolving System Dynamics. ie. Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a larger can.
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: kasperl on December 04, 2004, 10:35:22 am
Later, the £20 Central Bank of Ireland Series B banknote was rapidly replaced because of what the Finance Minister described as "the involuntary privatisation of banknote printing".
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: TopAce on December 04, 2004, 11:35:11 am
This sentece came to my mind while lying in my bed:
'Having a rest is the most tiring activity: most people fall asleep during that.'
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on December 04, 2004, 12:09:02 pm
"I'm a monkey, Mr. Anderson!"
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: TopAce on December 04, 2004, 12:59:33 pm
The only detterent for logical thinking is brain activity itself.
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: diamondgeezer on December 04, 2004, 01:18:01 pm
"IT WAS SODDING MOLYBDENITE, BOB!"
Title: Best Sentence Ever Awards - 2004
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on December 04, 2004, 01:19:18 pm
"I never could get the hang of Thursdays"