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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on December 05, 2004, 01:50:58 pm

Title: Odd Little Kid
Post by: an0n on December 05, 2004, 01:50:58 pm
Y'know how most kids would see a spider and either scream like a ***** or squash it? Hell, I'd probably do both.

Well, my 4-year old niece 'saves' them. She chases them, grabs them by a single leg, waits till they wrap themselves around her finger/thumb and then starts gently stroking them and going "It's okay, you're safe now", then puts them outside.

She does it with Daddy-long-legs's too. She caught two in a crisp packet once.

She's a weird little kid.
Title: Odd Little Kid
Post by: Lynx on December 05, 2004, 01:53:16 pm
So what? My grand cousin ate a spider when he was 2 years old. It was a small spider, however.
Title: Odd Little Kid
Post by: an0n on December 05, 2004, 01:56:19 pm
She also plays Solitaire on the computer. On her own. Opens it, plays it, wins.

And she can use IE to get to kiddie websites.
Title: Odd Little Kid
Post by: Corhellion on December 05, 2004, 02:09:37 pm
...wait...she can play...AND WIN SOLITAIRE?!

...and she's only 4 years old?!

...whoa...she be endowed with the genius gene I bet...
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Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on December 05, 2004, 02:11:16 pm
Is this the same one who has the latent evil?
The one who, after covering the room in mud, covered someone's shoes in it as well, and yelled blue murder?
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Post by: Ford Prefect on December 05, 2004, 03:08:08 pm
Solitaire shmolitaire. That's a boring game. The question is, does she play Freespace?
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Post by: Liberator on December 05, 2004, 03:18:31 pm
Money says she'll study insects when she grows up.
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Post by: Knight Templar on December 05, 2004, 03:34:46 pm
Money says an0n will teach her how to grift first.
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Post by: Clave on December 05, 2004, 05:40:24 pm
I have always saved spiders... still do...  It's logical if you think about it....
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Post by: diamondgeezer on December 05, 2004, 05:50:52 pm
In the presence of spiders, I shriek like a little girl then find someone to catch them and put the offending arachnid in the middle of a main road...
Title: Odd Little Kid
Post by: Carl on December 05, 2004, 05:55:56 pm
didn't someone's 5 year old son play Q3 arena? wasn't it Reaper?
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Post by: Grey Wolf on December 05, 2004, 06:07:13 pm
I ignore spiders. They aren't worth the effort to do anything about.
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Post by: redsniper on December 05, 2004, 07:29:21 pm
don't they have giant, bird-eating spiders in Australia?
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Post by: Knight Templar on December 05, 2004, 07:30:18 pm
No dude, those are Kangaroos.
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Post by: demon442 on December 05, 2004, 09:28:20 pm
The force is strong with this one.  I sense great potential for evil in your niece, an0n.

Train her well.
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Post by: Gortef on December 06, 2004, 03:03:57 am
wonder what she would do if she saw carl running around the house
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Post by: redsniper on December 06, 2004, 03:33:11 pm
"save" him of course.
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Post by: Carl on December 06, 2004, 04:29:04 pm
probably put me in a washed mayonaisse jar with a leaf and a twig.
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Post by: Flipside on December 06, 2004, 04:30:47 pm
Kinda like working for Hidden Terror then? :p hehehehehe
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Post by: Thrilla on December 06, 2004, 04:31:33 pm
Just better hope the air holes are big enough.
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Post by: Kamikaze on December 06, 2004, 08:35:39 pm
She'll grow up and change when she meets a black widow or brown recluse. ;)
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Post by: Gortef on December 07, 2004, 05:58:38 am
Quote
Originally posted by Carl
probably put me in a washed mayonaisse jar with a leaf and a twig.


better than being squashed
Title: Odd Little Kid
Post by: FireCrack on December 07, 2004, 08:22:13 pm
In communist russia, shivan squashes you!
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Post by: Krackers87 on December 07, 2004, 10:50:05 pm
Genius or not, her skull is alot weaker than yours... :nervous:
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Post by: an0n on December 08, 2004, 01:45:19 pm
It's also mis-shapen.

When she was only a few months old she always used to lay with her head leaning to the left, so the back of her skull formed all skew and with a flat bit.
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Post by: Gank on December 08, 2004, 02:03:44 pm
Couple of taps with a hammer will shape it out. You'd have to do it from the inside though.
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Post by: aldo_14 on December 08, 2004, 04:40:10 pm
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Originally posted by Gank
Couple of taps with a hammer will shape it out. You'd have to do it from the inside though.


Oooh.... are you sure you're not a doctor?
Title: Odd Little Kid
Post by: Gank on December 08, 2004, 05:05:53 pm
I think I'm not.. wait... no
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Post by: an0n on December 08, 2004, 05:21:09 pm
So what were you doing to all those women, at the hospital?
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Post by: Gank on December 08, 2004, 05:24:47 pm
That was a hospital?
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Post by: an0n on December 08, 2004, 05:34:05 pm
What did you think it was? The set of the new Lusty Night Nurses vid....... ooooooooh.
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Post by: Corhellion on December 08, 2004, 06:34:39 pm
BWHAHAHWA!!!