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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Liberator on December 07, 2004, 12:44:04 am
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...from Middle Earth, what would you be? An Elf? A Man? A Dwarf?
I'd be a Hobbit. And a Took at that.
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Well you can shove your pansy elf where the sun don't shine.
I'd like to think I'd be a man, of some royal lineage, but more likely be as you suggested, a Hobbit, and most probably a Took as well.
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I'd be the Witch King. With more Elven hoes.
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Man. Man is always > everything.
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Says the Shivan in the ductwork.
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...everything on middle earth, anyways.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
I'd be the Witch King. With more Elven hoes.
Or at least one of the Nazghul.
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Dwarf. Quite matches my own character except for the height...
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Originally posted by Zarax
Dwarf. Quite matches my own character except for the height...
a bit tall, eh?:p
Human... i couldn't be an elf without thinking "live long and prosper" :D
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Originally posted by Turnsky
a bit tall, eh?:p
Quite average, at least for Italian standards...
Bit taller than average for Sardinian ones...
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I think I would be Half-elf
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Well, then why not be 50% cavetroll & 50% hobbit?
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Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
I think I would be 50% elf and 50% men
the term is "half-elf"
Originally posted by aldo_14
Well, then why not be 50% cavetroll & 50% hobbit?
the term is "big stinky hairy feet" :p
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lol.
How about where you would live on Middle Earth?
Personally I'd be with the Rohirrim, maybe I could be a Hobbit - Man crossbread. :p
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Balrog..... and I'd live in Hobbiton :mad2: :p
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Originally posted by Grug
lol.
How about where you would live on Middle Earth?
Personally I'd be with the Rohirrim, maybe I could be a Hobbit - Man crossbread. :p
so you'd be hot human & hobbit cross buns? :p
and in all "seriousness" you'd either be tormented for being a man with very hairy feet, or being a hobbit with bald feet ;)
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Leave me alone ! :p
I can just get on my horse and run them down. :D
Or I could just be a Theorling. :D
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White Wizard ofcourse... with a Dwarven Axe instead of a staff. D'OH!
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Originally posted by Tiara
White Wizard ofcourse... with a Dwarven Axe instead of a staff. D'OH!
a Mageaxe then ;)
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As long as it's a big axe :D
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It's the crossbreeding part that scares me, of course.
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Eagle.
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I would be a Valar, duh.
either that, or one of the Istari (there were two others, in additon to Gandalf, Saruman and Radagast)
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Ah, but the Valar aren't in Middle Earth are they? They all went off to...damn, I know this....the other continent past Numenor (or where Numenor was, rather.
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The world is called Middle Earth
ERGO, valinor (the undying lands, home of the gods on Earth) IS part of middle Earth :rolleyes:
I second that motion for Valar, (Istari are too weak barely demi-gods).. Me thinks I'd be either MELKOR (Sauron's Boss), or Thulkas?(SP?) that strong fighter god that whooped ass!
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dragon
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Hhehe, then you'd have hobbits raiding your lair and stealing pieces of your treaure horde. :p
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That aside, being a dragon would still kick ass...:nod:
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Not when your up against an army of Dwarves being supported by Elven and Human archers... :p
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I think Dragons only have treasure hordes to attrack various hobbits and adventurers, for either company or food.
I mean, how many dragon shops do you see nowadays? And it's not like heating is a problem.
In fact, maybe if people didn't nick there treasure, dragons wouldn't need to be hunted - they could just go down the kebab shop for an extra spicy donner rather than have to go and chew on a local maiden.
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lol. Those are fake dragons though, we're talking about the real ones duh.
Dragons are pure evil. They kill the people whom the treasure belongs to first, then it becomes theirs. :p
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Noldorin prince
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Elf.
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gay for legolas
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Dragon seems like a nice choice, as does a Ranger, or perhaps Rohirrim.
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Sauron. Only a good version.
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I'd be Elrond, just so I could finish every sentence with '.... Mr Anderson....' ;)
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Originally posted by Getter Robo G
The world is called Middle Earth
ERGO, valinor (the undying lands, home of the gods on Earth) IS part of middle Earth :rolleyes:
The world is called Arda. "Middle Earth" and "Aman" (where the land of Valinor is found) are just continents.
That apart, I'd be an Ent.
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If we're going to be anoraks about it, it's "Middle-earth". Note the capitalisations.
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Regarding Valinor, it and Tol Eressa (the Lonely Isle) were removed "from the circles of the world" after the downfall of Numenor. Picture them as on the tangent line of a circle, heading off into space. When any normal person tried to sail west, they'd simply find that Middle-Earth was round and would circle the world. However, the Elven ships would be able to take "the straight path." The end result is that, while Valinor and Eressa are technically of this world, they're not really a part of the normal world. At any rate, they're a part of Tolkien's world, so I'm saying they're valid. :)
Given the choice, I would like to have been Earendil. In general, I would like to be one of the Vanyar, the highest kindred of Elves who remained in Valinor. For partying, though, no one beats the Hobbits. :D
P.S. Yes, I know, I'm too obsessed for my own good. :p
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Id be 50% Elf and 50% Dwarf. So basically Id be a Dwelf :D
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I cannot even begin to imagine what a Dwelf would look like :wtf:
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Originally posted by Flipside
I cannot even begin to imagine what a Dwelf would look like :wtf:
Roughly 1.60m tall, slim like an Elf with the beard of a Dwarf. Holding an axe that also fuctions as a bow. ;)
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:lol:
And the poor guy would be even more of a mess phsycologically ;)
Still, having an Axe with an in-handle bow would be kind of cool ;)
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Originally posted by Flipside
:lol:
And the poor guy would be even more of a mess phsycologically ;)
Split personality comes to mind :p
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Sounds very anime-ish....
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Well, thing is, one minute you could be having a nice chat with a tree when all of a sudden you are taken by this powerful urge to drink lots of beer and run screaming with your axe at the nearest kneecap ;)
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One word: Sert.
(Explanation: Sert, term used for overpowerful or overcontrived character, derived from self-insert, derived in turn from the bad habit of fanfiction writers of writing uberpowerful, flawless characters based in a rough way upon themselves, who the writer regards as their alter ego.)
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Sort of like Eddings' heroes in the Belgariad and Malloreon, most of them were almost superhuman in ability and were fighting enemies who were consistently moronic and weak.