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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Deepblue on December 07, 2004, 04:16:34 pm

Title: Laf.
Post by: Deepblue on December 07, 2004, 04:16:34 pm: Click (http://www.jobpredictor.com/)
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Post by: redsniper on December 07, 2004, 04:24:36 pm: ha... ha... :blah:
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Post by: Ghostavo on December 07, 2004, 04:26:11 pm: Cowboy? :wtf:
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Post by: Nuke on December 07, 2004, 04:29:11 pm: professional hippie :D
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Post by: Thrilla on December 07, 2004, 04:32:01 pm: evil boss? But I wanted to be a waitor.
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Post by: Flipside on December 07, 2004, 04:34:49 pm: 'Flipside, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator. '

Muppet Impersonator???????
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Post by: Nuke on December 07, 2004, 04:41:06 pm: johnny cash, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer
:D
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Post by: Genryu on December 07, 2004, 04:44:55 pm: Dentist.... Well, at least i got to make people suffer legally :D
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Post by: mitac on December 07, 2004, 04:49:12 pm: "Ping pong ball inspector"?

:wtf:
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Post by: diamondgeezer on December 07, 2004, 04:49:27 pm: Diamond Geezer, your ideal job is Gigolo

Result

[EDIT]He he, Jesus Christ apparently = Emperor of all the world :D Lib was right after all
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on December 07, 2004, 04:53:30 pm: My job would be Prime Minister? Interesting....

I think I could do a better job at it than some of the people in the position already :D.
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Post by: Triple Ace on December 07, 2004, 05:01:52 pm: I also got prime minister.
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Post by: SadisticSid on December 07, 2004, 05:02:05 pm: Evil boss sounds fine to me
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Post by: Falcon on December 07, 2004, 05:03:09 pm: Unemployed :yes: :p

:D

If you put in Derek Smart it will come out to Mermaid :lol:
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Post by: Corsair on December 07, 2004, 05:04:42 pm: Ping pong ball inspector... :sigh:
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Post by: Tiara on December 07, 2004, 05:14:44 pm: Quote
Your ideal job is a God.

[size=999]*SMITE*[/size]

:drevil:
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Post by: Aspa on December 07, 2004, 05:17:48 pm: Quote
Aspa, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.

Eeeeeexcellent :drevil:

And what am I supposed to do as a Mad Scientist?
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Mad Scientist, Your ideal job is a Satan.

How utterly perfect.
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Post by: Fineus on December 07, 2004, 05:18:01 pm: Avast! Pirate!

Actually that's kinda worrying, one of my ancestors was a pirate.

Oh, and put in George Bush for a cheap laugh ;)
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Post by: Tiara on December 07, 2004, 05:20:10 pm: My job still owns you all...

[size=999]*SMITE*[/size]

:drevil:

I just love doing that. :D
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Post by: Col. Fishguts on December 07, 2004, 05:20:24 pm: "fluffy bunny trainer" :wtf: ?
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Post by: mitac on December 07, 2004, 05:21:05 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
Oh, and put in George Bush for a cheap laugh ;)

:lol: :D

Ah, using first and last name the whole story looks a lot different. "Big Game Hunter".

Edit :
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Donald Rumsfeld, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

No comment.
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Post by: Corsair on December 07, 2004, 05:24:47 pm: Quote
George W Bush, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

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Dick Cheney, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.

:lol::lol::lol:
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Post by: Tiara on December 07, 2004, 05:27:32 pm: Quote
Originally posted by mitac

No comment.

Just put in "Rumsfeld" for a much much muuuuch better answer :D
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Post by: Liberator on December 07, 2004, 05:30:45 pm: Even this stupid computer thing knows I suck:

John Mynard, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.
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Post by: Gank on December 07, 2004, 05:47:32 pm: Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
:wtf:
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on December 07, 2004, 05:47:45 pm: What's MSP? I put in my Nick and that was the result...
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Post by: pyro-manic on December 07, 2004, 05:48:48 pm: :lol: @ liberator: Not having the best of luck recently, are we?

As pyro-manic, I get Mad Scientist. My first name gets Litter Warden. My full name gets Muppet Impersonator. My full name plus crappy middle name gets Dodgem Driver.

I'm so confused!
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Post by: Rictor on December 07, 2004, 05:49:41 pm: " Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them. "

Its like a dream come true
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Post by: Hippo on December 07, 2004, 05:57:16 pm: Pirate...
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Post by: phreak on December 07, 2004, 05:59:56 pm: nuke the whales, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.
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Post by: Liberator on December 07, 2004, 06:07:01 pm: Quote
Originally posted by pyro-manic
:lol: @ liberator: Not having the best of luck recently, are we?

If by lately, you mean the last 26 years of my life, then yes, I have been unlucky "recently".
Title: Laf.
Post by: pyro-manic on December 07, 2004, 06:18:14 pm: Bloody hell. Cheer up - it ain't that bad. It's never that bad.

You're a religious guy - use that. Dedication to your aims is important, and faith could be a big help there. Get some goals, and set yourself a timeframe in which to accomplish them. For example, I'm supposed to be going to university in October '05. But to do that, I need to do a 2-year course in 6 months (exams are in June). So I've gotta work my ass off to get that qualification, or it's a career in Burger Revolving for me....

EDIT: Heehee!

"liberator, your ideal job is a Panto Dame"

"lib, your ideal job is a stripper"

Couldn't resist, sorry. Funny though! ;)
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Post by: Rictor on December 07, 2004, 06:24:25 pm: what are you going for pyro?
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Post by: pyro-manic on December 07, 2004, 06:28:36 pm: Hmmm? the qualification? A-level Maths. Should've signed up for it last year, but my last Maths teacher (at GCSE level, 3 years ago) was an evil *****-troll from hell, and she enjoyed putting me down and saying I was going to fail. I got an A. :D It put me off though, hence the mad rush now I realise I actually need it to do any decent courses. I'm probably going to go for Aerospace Engineering or something similar at uni, because I want to be a pilot. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to do (since I was about 6), and I will get there. 'S gonna be difficult, but I'll do it somehow... :)

EDIT: :wtf: what the fark? The censor bleeps out b i t c h ?? That's new....
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Post by: .::Tin Can::. on December 07, 2004, 06:32:22 pm: Stripper...
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Post by: Rictor on December 07, 2004, 06:35:50 pm: Math scares me...and excuse my ignorance, but what does math have to do with flying a plane?

Lib: self pity isn't really likely to improve anything. uhm, basically what pyro said. Trust me, however bad you are, there are tons of people who would kill to be you.
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Post by: pyro-manic on December 07, 2004, 06:42:05 pm: Basically, I'm looking at the better universities in the country (not the hard-core old school ones like Oxford or Cambridge, but the "red-bricks" like Bristol, Exeter, Imperial College, etc... To get on the courses (nearly all of the sciences and engineering degreees), you need As or Bs in 3 or 4 A levels, usually including Maths and a science. I need a good degree (i.e. at least a 2.1) to have a chance of joining an airline to train. There's no way in hell I can get £50,000 to do it myself. Hence the rather masochistic attempt to do the 2 years in 6-7 months. :D
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Post by: MicroPsycho on December 07, 2004, 07:34:11 pm: MicroPsycho, your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer
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Post by: FireCrack on December 07, 2004, 07:35:03 pm: Jason, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.
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Post by: Flipside on December 07, 2004, 07:38:37 pm: Well, to be honest Lib, I can sum up my life these days from a Pink Floyd lyric...

'Nothing is very much fun anymore'

I don't get enjoyment from computer games at all, I can't get to sleep till around 6am and then I tend to sleep till around 6pm, I'm off work with depression, and basically I'm 32 years old (halfway to retirement) and my life isn't anywhere near where I wanted it to be....

It would be easy to give up, but I don't because things can get better. I just have to want to make them so ;)

Doesn't help that my anti-depressants ran out a couple of days ago and I haven't had a chance to restock, it kinda bites down hard when that happens :(
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Post by: Deepblue on December 07, 2004, 08:00:48 pm: "JW, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin. "

;7

"Jared, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver."

;7

"Jared Wilson, Your ideal job is a Chef. "

:D

"Jared O Wilson, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting. "

:nervous:

" Jared Owen Wilson, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. "

:nod:

And one more for a friend:

"Ryan Dance, Your ideal job is a Prostitute. "

No comment.
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Post by: FireCrack on December 07, 2004, 08:07:28 pm: try entering in F*** ;)
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Post by: Liberator on December 07, 2004, 08:10:56 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Rictor
Trust me, however bad you are, there are tons of people who would kill to be you.

Yes and they're all in prison doing 90-life without parole.

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self pity isn't really likely to improve anything

How about self-loathing? Even I don't like myself most of the time, how can I expect anyone else too? My life sucks and it is beyond my impossibly meager power to change it.
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Post by: Flipside on December 07, 2004, 08:14:33 pm: I'd pass you a Peroxatine tab if I had any left....

The only effective way I've found to avoid self-hatred is to live a life you don't hate....

Been working on it since I was about 18... I'll get there :)
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Post by: Liberator on December 07, 2004, 08:46:41 pm: Drugs aren't an option for me though.

I once got given a 5mg Valium to relax me before I had my wisdom teeth out and it didn't affect at all.

Nevermind that I have an addictive personality and would likely become addicted to it.
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Post by: demon442 on December 07, 2004, 09:46:26 pm: Looks like im the only one with an original name...

First:
Your ideal job is a Air Steward(ess)

First and Last:
Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.

First, Middle Inital, Last:
Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.

Full:
Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.
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Post by: übermetroid on December 07, 2004, 09:48:25 pm: ubermetroid, Your ideal job is a Stripper.

Sweet! I dont think the wife will like it though.

real name: Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

Sweet!
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Post by: Carl on December 07, 2004, 09:52:41 pm: I'm a brain surgeon with my full name. ph33r.

i think i'll switch Kazan and Liberator's brains around and see what happens.
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Post by: Anaz on December 07, 2004, 10:06:41 pm: Anazeron:
...church...minister :wtf:

Anaz:
a God ;7

First:
Prostitute :thepimp:

First Last:
a Satan (now I'm confused...)

First Middle Last:
...Shoplifting...

I get to be my own minister and my own enemy while stealing stuff, and making a bit of cash on the side! ph34r me before I smite you and send you to my place!
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Post by: Knight Templar on December 07, 2004, 10:11:14 pm: My Name: President

It's right you know.
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Post by: Taristin on December 07, 2004, 10:28:26 pm: Raa, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

:wtf:
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Post by: Krackers87 on December 07, 2004, 10:32:42 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
What's MSP? I put in my Nick and that was the result...

MicroSoft Personnel

you evil bastard...
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Post by: phreak on December 07, 2004, 10:42:50 pm: alice cooper, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
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Post by: Thrilla on December 07, 2004, 10:46:02 pm: I entered my girl friend's name and she was a super model. So an evil boss that is married to a super model. Not bad at all...
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Post by: Carl on December 08, 2004, 12:58:10 am: Aken Bosch, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.
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Post by: Nuke on December 08, 2004, 01:04:41 am: i question the freespace community's sanity because this thread is now 3 pages long
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Post by: Carl on December 08, 2004, 02:15:19 am: two, if you have it set to 50 posts per page like you're supposed to.
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Post by: aldo_14 on December 08, 2004, 03:19:29 am: Quote
Originally posted by demon442
Looks like im the only one with an original name...

First, Middle Inital, Last:
Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.

You jammy bastard..........

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Alan White, Your ideal job is a MSP

Alan G White, Your ideal job is a Cowboy.

Alan Gordon White, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

AG White, Your ideal job is a President.

A G White, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.

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Originally posted by Krackers87

MicroSoft Personnel

you evil bastard...

Nope; Minister of Scottish Parliament
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Post by: Tiara on December 08, 2004, 04:16:02 am: I read 'Your ideal job is PMS' when I skimmed over Aldo's post :lol:
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Post by: mitac on December 08, 2004, 04:58:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by Thrilla
I entered my girl friend's name and she was a super model. So an evil boss that is married to a super model. Not bad at all...

Mine was a mermaid. I should check that, some time soon. ;7
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Post by: Lynx on December 08, 2004, 06:19:36 am: If you need a laugh, type Cheney. No first name, just "Cheney":lol:
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Post by: Gloriano on December 08, 2004, 06:54:06 am: Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers and

Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper.
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Post by: Deepblue on December 08, 2004, 12:51:23 pm: Type in John Edwards. Try Britney Spears as well.
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Post by: adwight on December 08, 2004, 05:40:17 pm: It said my friend would be a clown... so true.

And it said I would be president.
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Post by: mrfun on December 09, 2004, 01:07:28 am: Both bush and osama get traffic warden.

I guess they are two of a kind...