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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: boewolf on December 07, 2004, 06:06:38 pm
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I know what is sayed about religiouse stuff... But i was playing on a text based game and read this note and found it quite amusing...
[233] Derrik: This is funny.
Tue Dec 7 16:44:31 2004 Expires: Thu Dec 16 16:44:31 2004
To: all
[ 0] Imagine this happening to you...
[ 1]
[ 2]
[ 3] One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member
[ 4] congregation
[ 5] was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head
[ 6] to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.
[ 7]
[ 8]
[ 9] One of the men proclaimed,
[ 10]
[ 11] "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where
[ 12] you
[ 13] are."
[ 14]
[ 15] Immediately, the choir fled...
[ 16]
[ 17] the deacons fled...
[ 18]
[ 19] and most of the congregation fled....
[ 20]
[ 21] Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.
[ 22]
[ 23]
[ 24] The man who had spoken took off his hood...
[ 25]
[ 26] He then looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got
[ 27] rid
[ 28] of all the hypocrites... Now you may begin your service.
[ 29] Have a
[ 30] nice day!"
I just had to share...
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I'll let it go - so long as it doesn't get out of hand. It's certainly food for thought, even if it's not actually true?
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I should try that, only with a killing spree at the end.
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I'd actually heard this as a true story in Russia, and the armed guys were rebels or something who wanted to make sure that there weren't any spies in the congregation.
I don't have any way to confirm it as true, tho.
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:lol: Very good!
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hilarious
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If that happened in my church...I really dont know what I would do.
BTW, good liuck with your spree An0n
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Wow. Very cool story!
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Originally posted by MatthewPapa
If that happened in my church...I really dont know what I would do.
Hide behind the cross
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Even better, stand in front of it with your arms out..... :nervous:
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Originally posted by Flipside
Even better, stand in front of it with your arms out..... :nervous:
Ah, but Jesus saves!
Don't know if he saves 9mm, though........
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Hopefully the gunmen would suddenly have serious cases of diareah.
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Originally posted by MatthewPapa
If that happened in my church...I really dont know what I would do.
Get up and leave, maybe?
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Well, I would hope I would have enough guts to do it, but I know I don't so I pray that it won't.
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Cheat - Hide in the pews.
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Originally posted by Liberator
Well, I would hope I would have enough guts to do it, but I know I don't so I pray that it won't.
Technically, suicide is a sin isn't it? So not running away would be tantamount to suicide, and thus a sin.
So... Jesus says - run away!
(http://www.chico.mweb.co.za/mg/art/film/9912/991230-buddy.jpg)
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Nice call Aldo... Yet another technicality to contend with...
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It's not suicide unless you are the one commiting the assault on you're person, even if by proxy(suicide by cop, physician assistance, ect). To stay would be to stand for your beliefs in the face of overwhelming, unbeatable odds and thus would be a good thing.