Originally posted by vyper
I mentioned this once before and got about 2 posts of interest...
someone with tits comes along and it's all different... Geeks, pfft... :p
Originally posted by Tiara
Good... Good... :D
So, who of you is going to apply for UN membership? I'm going to hold off for a bit since all resolutions passed in the UN will then also apply on my own nation. I won't join untill Hollandor has grown a bit.
What about you guys?
Originally posted by Tiara
Good... Good... :D
So, who of you is going to apply for UN membership? I'm going to hold off for a bit since all resolutions passed in the UN will then also apply on my own nation. I won't join untill Hollandor has grown a bit.
What about you guys?
Originally posted by AxemI have. :lol: That was a good one though. You know, they told you they're a defense network. Too bad that war isn't really a part of the game, their defense doesn't matter.
Has anyone else been getting invitations from people trying to make you join their region? I've gotten two so far...
I feel like having some fun with these... ;) (http://narfinproductions.endofinternet.net/narfidia.html)
with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison.
Originally posted by Axem
The real fun is just in role playing, talking with other people. For example, I'm talking with another nation who wants me to join their region. But it seems that the events of FS1 are playing out in my nation.
Originally posted by Raa
Really? My latest issue was organ harvesting...
Originally posted by Raa
Also... now that we each have two endorsements, we can begin making proposals to the UN. :drevil:
Originally posted by Falcon
:p
Originally posted by Raa
I can do the same...
Originally posted by Raa
Oh... Err... I dunno. You can play without getting an email... I started without it, just log in normally.
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The Democratic Republic of Airlann is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning grey wolf population. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.I need to work n a smaller government....
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21%. A substantial private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Automobile Manufacturing.
Voting is voluntary, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Airlann's national animal is the grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Airlann Pound.
Airlann is ranked 12th in the region and 56,792nd in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
The Issue
Children as young as eight have been spotted gambling in some of Hollandor's seedier casinos.
The Debate
1. Social activist Larry Steele is outraged. "Gambling needs to be outlawed immediately. It's no wonder children are becoming sucked into the vice, with adults setting such a poor example. Gambling is a stain on Hollandor's international reputation and it must be stopped!"
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2. However, Crown Casino chairperson Pete Dodinas says, "What's wrong with children gambling? It prepares them for the realities of life, teaching them that success or failure is not due to hard work or intelligence, but the roll of the dice. Besides, if kids weren't gambling, they'd be spraypainting trains."
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Originally posted by Tiara
Civil Rights Rating: Some
Political Freedoms: Few
Originally posted by beatspete
Here's an interesting one for The Armed Republic Of Girls Aloud 3000
A group of emergency room doctors has petitioned the government to introduce mandatory organ donations.
The Debate
1. "It's not as crazy as it sounds," says Dr. Miranda Wong. "Every day, people die because we don't have the organs to save them. Well, that and widespread under-funding of the health system. But the point is, if the government allowed us to take organs from dead people, we could save hundreds of lives a year. And come on, it's not like dead people need them."
2. "You keep your damn hands off my organs!" says alarmed hospital patient Jean-Paul Hanover. "They are my organs, and I'll do with them what I like. The government has no right to my body."
Is it wrong to force dead people to save the living?
This is where a society based upon an infactuation with a pop group starts to encounter difficulties.... What would be the liberal answer here?
"Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find....
Plus the donor takes home a few hundred guilders in compensation.
Originally posted by beatspete
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/infinityland/girlsaloud/gaflag2.jpg
We should have a 'best flag' competition.
Originally posted by FireCrack
now i've got a military spending issue to tend to, this is quite much more fun than i thaught it would be.
the police force is on a recruitment drive, military spending is on the increase, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force.
Originally posted by Raa
I dismissed the telecom strike, and now I'm #16... I used to be #10. :(
Originally posted by Janos
My horrible militant butt****istan of a nation is doing extremely well. My GDP is second lowest, only nation worse than my authoritarian nightmare is the Scandinavian Liberal Paradise of Khybernia. What the hell****?
Originally posted by Janos
My horrible militant butt****istan of a nation is doing extremely well. My GDP is second lowest, only nation worse than my authoritarian nightmare is the Scandinavian Liberal Paradise of Khybernia. What the hell****?
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In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Girls Aloud 3000's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that cheryl tweedys could be added to the menu.
1. "The fact is, the cheryl tweedy population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Gregory Fellow. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have cheryl tweedy kebabs, cheryl tweedy pies, cheryl tweedy-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about cheryl tweedy over-population," says random passer-by Dave Mistletoe, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Colin Nagasawa. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The cheryl tweedys were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The cheryl tweedy is part of what makes Girls Aloud 3000 a great nation!"
Originally posted by beatspete
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Would it be wrong to eat members of the Pop band on which our society is based?
Originally posted by Flipside
Let me put it this way.... would you eat Girls Aloud? :nervous:
Originally posted by pyro-manic
You have no idea..... :D
Originally posted by Tiara
Compulsory nudity ofcourse! Go option 2!
...ofcourse you would need a second legislation to kill all ugly people before doing that :p
Just a note though; making something compulsory also makes your civil rights rating go down. ;)
Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Looks, all I read was something about eating members of a Pop band (using the word band, I think of a musical band, if that has any impact on the decision) and members as the people IN the band.
So, combinging "eat" and "members of a Pop band" I concluded that it meant "eatting people of a musical band" which is, in the end, eating people, which is cannibalism.
What am I missing?
Citizens select which government department gets their income tax yakrigs each year, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is moderate. Raatoria's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the yakrig.
While effusively praising The GTVA Colossus's leadership and bowing repeatedly, a delegation has humbly requested that the government take a more "modernistic" view in the future.
The Debate
1. The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."
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2. "Perhaps the people could be given some more political freedoms," muses your Chief of Staff, who is your sister. "Is there really such harm in allowing public discussion of ideas? We could even have a real Opposition Party. One that isn't just full of your puppets, I mean."
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Originally posted by Raa
*snickers*
It's more... Freudian... than that... ;)
Originally posted by aldo_14
Add 'out' to the end of 'eat'.
Originally posted by aldo_14
Add 'out' to the end of 'eat'.
1. "Look, I don't like it either," said Chamber of Commerce spokesperson Calvin Silk. "Just on the way here, I had to step over three homeless people, and one of my shoes got caught on a beggar. But inequality is the price we pay for economic strength. If anything, we need fewer taxes, so those of us who are well-off can afford to be more generous. If we want to, that is."
2. "I think we've forgotten what economic strength is all about," says social worker May O'Bannon. "The economy is meant to be a means to a high standard of living, not an end in itself. It's become an excuse for the rich to prosper while the poor fall through the cracks. Not everyone is poor because they don't feel like working. We must provide more welfare."
3. "Who says we're an international pariah?" demands military honcho Miranda Love. "What are their names? If that's the way the international community feels, we obviously need to prepare for war."
Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Now I'm seeing it...
Dirty little boy...
However his sentences didnt have any sexual meaning except "would you eat Girls Aloud". Eating people is the first thing on my mind. At least mine isnt warped like yours.
"Oh! Anal sex!"
Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Now I'm seeing it...
Dirty little boy...
However his sentences didnt have any sexual meaning except "would you eat Girls Aloud". Eating people is the first thing on my mind. At least mine isnt warped like yours.
"Oh! Anal sex!"
The Issue
In response to a slow news week, certain highbrow newspapers have stirred up the debate over voluntary vs compulsory voting.
The Debate
1. "Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Steffan Spirit. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their ass once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."
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2. "It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Larry Love. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why always we always end up with such terrible politicians."
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3. "This raises an interesting issue," says Elizabeth Thiesen, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"
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Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Now I'm seeing it...
Dirty little boy...
However his sentences didnt have any sexual meaning except "would you eat Girls Aloud". Eating people is the first thing on my mind. At least mine isnt warped like yours.
"Oh! Anal sex!"
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Don't worry about it Tin, these guys are just cunning linguists :)
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Regarding the confusion in the Hardlight Commonwealth, I'd just like to state for the record that I AM UMBWIGWI.
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Economy : Imploded
The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The Dictatorship of The Martian States is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, cynical population of 18 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
Political activists are routinely executed, military spending is on the increase, euthanasia is illegal, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force.
Originally posted by Gank
eating out = anal sex
Shivans on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Servage's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that shivans could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the shivan population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Fleur Bush. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have shivan kebabs, shivan pies, shivan-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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2. "I agree that something needs to be done about shivan over-population," says random passer-by Roxanne Thiesen, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Alexei Rifkin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The shivans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The shivan is part of what makes Servage a great nation!"
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Originally posted by aldo_14
(http://www.3dactionplanet.com/hlp/hosted/casofwar/lostsouls/shivanonastick.jpg)
Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Where is that stick sticking, anyhow?
Originally posted by PhReAkHey, that thing's pretty cool.
highest GDP per capita in the region!
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Hardlight_Commonwealth&nation=phreakland
Originally posted by beatspete
Yey!
Hardlight Region Statistics:
Smallest GDP: Girls Aloud 3000 ($1.69 billion)
Smallest GDP Per Capita: Girls Aloud 3000 ($64.95)
Finally my citizens have dropped their materialistic ways, and created a true haven for the mind. Free from greed and desire, the proud people can now undertake the path to true enlightenment - and enjoy Girls Aloud related tasks all day long. Long live the Armed Republic of Girls Aloud 3000!
http://www.girlsaloud.net/gallery/data/media/6/3.jpg
Originally posted by aldo_14
That's what happens when you gear your whole economy towards selling crappy cheese-pop****e records.
Originally posted by beatspete
Also to save the world from the evil that was One True Voice.
The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night
and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
Originally posted by Raa
Religious nutcase. :p
Originally posted by Unknown Target
Can someone tell me how my political freedoms work out to below average?
*SNIP*
birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire
I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles.
Originally posted by Raa
Yeah, perhaps
gadlochs running with an iron fist ATM. >.>