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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: vyper on December 20, 2004, 07:24:57 pm

Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: vyper on December 20, 2004, 07:24:57 pm: http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=VAMYHWPVX5RTMCRBAELCFFA?type=internetNews&storyID=7141728

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Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: Carl on December 20, 2004, 07:29:30 pm: " Alright John, now about those contracts, I need them in by monday, and---oh, crap. I'll have to call you back, John. I just sprouted a fin."
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: an0n on December 20, 2004, 07:44:08 pm: I told you so......
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: Knight Templar on December 20, 2004, 08:15:26 pm: Looks like my idea for lead covered cases now has a market.
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: an0n on December 20, 2004, 08:21:45 pm: Not really. They'd stop the phones working and would be about half as effective as simply turning your phone off.

And then there's the matter of the masts and their ambient microwave emissions.
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: Taristin on December 20, 2004, 08:53:57 pm: So... if I use my phone more, can I grow that tail I always wanted?
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on December 20, 2004, 09:01:02 pm: They didnt actually even use the phones though. They used "electomagnetic waves found in phones", so basically they are just kind of testing the waters.
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: Clave on December 21, 2004, 01:25:48 am: The waters that you may be swimming through with your new gills and fins....
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: vyper on December 21, 2004, 05:31:14 am: I wouldn't mind gills... you'd never have to worry about drowning. Imagine going diving?! :D

Erm, anyway. I'm more concerned that my lungs may have become capable of processing methane as pure energy or something since I usually carry my phone in my coat pocket.
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: Clave on December 21, 2004, 07:30:09 am: Who knows what may happen in the future? There might be benefit concerts held for 'Victims of phone radiation'......
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: an0n on December 21, 2004, 10:34:33 am: I think CRT-Victims would get a concert first.

They could Pudsey-up Tux - give him an two eye patches and some radiation burns to the face - and have him as the mascot.
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: beatspete on December 21, 2004, 11:01:50 am: Well I usually have my phone in my front pocket, right next to my.... :shaking:
Title: I'll call you right back darling, I just evolved...
Post by: aldo_14 on December 21, 2004, 11:02:15 am: "Hi darling; wait till you see what I just grew!"