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Title: Magic Air!
Post by: aldo_14 on December 21, 2004, 10:38:52 am

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5542988452&rd=1

Presumably goes well with dehydrogenated water?

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: pyro-manic on December 21, 2004, 10:46:03 am

:lol: I love these! The guy puts so much work into the sales blurbs - you can't not be entertained by them...

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: an0n on December 21, 2004, 10:48:03 am

...............................................

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: Falcon on December 21, 2004, 11:26:06 am

:wtf:

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: c914 on December 21, 2004, 11:34:13 am

umm:wtf:

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: pyro-manic on December 21, 2004, 11:40:49 am

It's a pisstake.

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: Japong on December 21, 2004, 11:41:11 am

Hey. don't knock him - I don't see YOU getting job offers from the president.

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A Message from the President
Greetings from the White House! Dr. Bill, I have never been so moved as I have by the spirit of America displayed on your eBay site! I am currently evaluating a number of individuals to fill various vacated Cabinet Posts after January 1 - I am hoping that you will seriously consider accepting the position of Chief Science Officer under the cabinet position of HHS. Dr. Bill, you have an unequalled grasp of multiple science disciplines - Dr. Bill, your country needs you now more than ever! I would be willing to fly Air Force One into the St. Peter municipal airport to pick you up to tour the White House and have a tête-à-tête concerning your life-long scientific endeavors. Congratulations and good luck!
- President George W. Bush

There really should be some kind of "mental health" exam before people are allowed to get on the internet...

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: kasperl on December 21, 2004, 11:54:45 am

Right..........

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: diamondgeezer on December 21, 2004, 04:43:37 pm

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My shoe grew from a size 11 to a 17 DDD in less than 15 seconds

I can think of at least two applications for this stuff

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Diamond Geezer much prefers big 'uns

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: FireCrack on December 21, 2004, 04:50:23 pm

Q:  Could this Magic Air be used in place of VIAGRA??   answered on: Dec-18-04
   A:  Dear Sir or Madam: This is not a generic of Viagra. Additionally, I do not recommend applying the Magic Air to living tissue! This is not a joke...

Title: Magic Air!
Post by: Cabbie on December 21, 2004, 04:52:54 pm

The scarier thing is, he actually suckered someone to pay him 500 bucks for it