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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nuke on December 22, 2004, 09:14:32 pm

Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Nuke on December 22, 2004, 09:14:32 pm
http://www.smogler.com/?sec=enemies&page=urinal
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on December 22, 2004, 09:22:13 pm
:lol:

He forgot something:

"3 shakes is makin' sure, 4 shakes and you're playing with it."
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Rictor on December 22, 2004, 09:28:12 pm
Makes sense.
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: MatthewPapa on December 22, 2004, 09:39:01 pm
Crude Nursery Rhyme

No matter how much you shake
No matter how much you dance
The last drop always lands in your pants
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Carl on December 22, 2004, 09:45:11 pm
Dave Barry wrote a much more elaberate piece on urinal etiquette. it had graphs and everything.
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: WMCoolmon on December 22, 2004, 09:45:35 pm
:lol:

Poor guy on the right is getting all the action
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on December 22, 2004, 10:35:13 pm
Holy crap that was hillarious in its own way... :lol:
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Ace on December 22, 2004, 10:46:25 pm
I can't believe how many old (over 30) people talk in the bathroom. Especially professors.

It's the golden rule: NO TALKING IN THE BATHROOM.

If you're in the middle of a conversation with someone and you both go to the bathroom, you try to give the conservation an intercession, then you start it up again when you've done your biological functions.
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on December 22, 2004, 10:47:46 pm
Exactly how its done.
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Rictor on December 22, 2004, 10:51:46 pm
No more than 5 seconds in front of the mirror after washing your hands, any more and you're just a little too interested in your appearance, if you get my drift.
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Cabbie on December 22, 2004, 11:10:22 pm
and folks please don't forget to wash your hands after doing your business :).
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Stealth on December 22, 2004, 11:12:56 pm
has anyone seen that video on urinal etiquette?  if not, i'll have to find it and post it
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Sandwich on December 23, 2004, 12:23:22 am
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Originally posted by Cabbie
and folks please don't forget to wash your hands after doing your business :).


Whatever for? Haven't you learned how to pee without peeing on your hands? You're how old? :wtf:



















;)
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Cabbie on December 23, 2004, 12:27:21 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Whatever for? Haven't you learned how to pee without peeing on your hands? You're how old? :wtf:

;)
 


Oh so you don't wash your hands after you pee? I don't care if you carefully held yours during your business, I'm not shaking hands with you.   :D :D :D
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Clave on December 23, 2004, 07:29:52 am
Pretty funny, and entirely correct. :D
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Knight Templar on December 23, 2004, 05:45:23 pm
Washing your hands after you piss? Do you miss a lot or something? :wtf:
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: pyro-manic on December 23, 2004, 06:00:09 pm
:lol:

Hammer Drill is quite funny as well - Car Rev Jerk is the best 'un...
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Andreas on December 24, 2004, 02:26:02 am
That site is so hilarious! :D
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Post by: WMCoolmon on December 24, 2004, 02:33:31 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Washing your hands after you piss? Do you miss a lot or something? :wtf:


Do you want to shake a man's unwashed hand after he's been touching himself down there? :nervous:

Could be a fun way to get back at someone though. :drevil:

"Where the **** did this short black hair come from!?"
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Cabbie on December 24, 2004, 03:02:04 am
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon


Do you want to shake a man's unwashed hand after he's been touching himself down there? :nervous:

Could be a fun way to get back at someone though. :drevil:

"Where the **** did this short black hair come from!?"


Lol, what's that thread of curly hair stuck between your nailsl?

KT:

Did you read Sandwitch's reply and my reply to it? ;)
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Smogler on December 30, 2004, 11:27:36 am
Glad you like my site
all comments been noted and i think i need an amendedment or maybe part 2
:)
i update on a regular basis so please keep comming
also how on earth did you find out about my website?

Smogs
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Triple Ace on December 30, 2004, 11:35:59 am
That was funny. Give him a hand. :lol:
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: pyro-manic on December 30, 2004, 12:19:51 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Smogler
Glad you like my site
all comments been noted and i think i need an amendedment or maybe part 2
:)
i update on a regular basis so please keep comming
also how on earth did you find out about my website?

Smogs


Toilet humour always goes down well... ;)

And I think he found it because he had far too much time on his hands one evening.... :nervous:

As an aside,

:welcome:

Welcome to Hard Light Productions. Exits are to your front and rear, and emergency flamethrowers are under the seats. However, there's no fuel, so you'll have to use them as clubs.  The control room is diriectly in front of you, but the doors are locked, and can only be opened by Admins, :V:, God, or a hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue. If, for any reason, you find yourself crawling around in the air ducts, there is a strong possibility you may bump into a Shivan. It's likely to be Carl, so just give him your lunch and back away slowly, and you'll be fine. Probably...

Enjoy your stay! :)
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Janos on December 30, 2004, 12:21:45 pm
i just pee all over people ok?
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Blaise Russel on December 30, 2004, 12:33:44 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
Whatever for? Haven't you learned how to pee without peeing on your hands? You're how old? :wtf:

;)


Allow me to introduce you to the concept of germs.
Title: Urinal Etiquette
Post by: Knight Templar on December 30, 2004, 07:28:16 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon


Do you want to shake a man's unwashed hand after he's been touching himself down there? :nervous:


Meh. I don't usually wash my hands unless I piss or poo on them. :thepimp: