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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nico on January 03, 2005, 10:54:24 am
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http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fl20041212x1.htm
Aren't we happy being french, my preeeeecious?
-Oh yes, we are!
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Do we care, my preeeeeecious?
- No, we don't.
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LOL
Well, so let's get this straight, husbands are complaining that wives aren't giving them sex, wives are complaining that husbands aren't giving them sex.
So much for the age of communication ;)
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Until dearth do us part
Dearth of the libido? :p
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Originally posted by Tiara
Do we care, my preeeeeecious?
- No, we don't.
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Pah, can't take a funny subject for a change? Fine, I leave you to politics and death tolls :o
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a simple chain of cause and effect finds the cause and solution quickly.
women aren't getting enough sex.
women also have this notion that one they're married they can "let themselves go" because they no longer need to attract a mate by staying fit and trim, since they already have one. but guess what? a husband isn't a mindless sex zombie! if he isn't attracted to you, he won't want to have sex. the simple solution: act like your still trying to attract a mate, because *gasp* you are! so stay fit, keep doing your polaties or whatever, don't eat a box of donuts for lunch, and just keep doing what you were doing when we were dating! the wedding is not the end boss, for goodness sakes!
---rant over---
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Maybe they get dissapointed when they find out that men have testicles, not tentacles?
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Originally posted by Nico
Pah, can't take a funny subject for a change? Fine, I leave you to politics and death tolls :o
He knows no sarcasm... We know better, don't we preeeeeecious?
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:p
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Well, even if you say so, I can't see where it's targeted :p
That or you try to cover for something :p
Bah, anyway, holidays are over for me. Been fun, but now it's exams, so I say goodbye again. I'll see if I can post once in a while
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:rolleyes: God I'm glad I'm not Japanese. Small penises (supposadly! I'm not saying this is a fact! lol), sexless marriages, and funny woman leg-pillows :D
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from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average
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Conducted a survey, did you, Kaz?
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Originally posted by Kazan
from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average
they smell of prawns and THAT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE
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Originally posted by Kazan
...penii...
Ok Kazan, with certain things you don't have to sound smart. :p
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japanese are just little people, i wouldnt expect them to have large.....penii :lol:
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Sounds like a snack food...
All new fat free PENII! Get yourself a bag today! :D
And that sucks for Japanese men (and women).
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
And that sucks for Japanese men (and women).
I think that's the problem... they don't... :nervous:
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I'm reminded of a sailor's proverb...
"It's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean..."
:lol:
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Girl friend of staying at my appartment, (and get your mind out of the gutter :p) said something like that : "love makes people blid, and marriage cures that".
hey, Mrs T, seeing you're one of the rare people on this board married, think this is true ? :p
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With its emphasis on sex involving penetration, she believes this reduces the universe of human sexuality to just one kind of event, with anything else deemed an irrelevance or aberration.
The alternative being....?
Maybe Japan will become the first fellatio-based society. :lol:
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Originally posted by Genryu
Girl friend of staying at my appartment, (and get your mind out of the gutter :p) said something like that : "love makes people blid, and marriage cures that".
If you marry the right person, that's bull****. I'm happily married and have great sex still. ;)
hey, Mrs T, seeing you're one of the rare people on this board married, think this is true ? :p
See above.
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*snickers*
Ya gotta love 'er.
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Originally posted by Genryu
Girl friend of staying at my appartment, (and get your mind out of the gutter :p)
Get yours in there son, ffs. :p
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Maybe Japan will become the first fellatio-based society. :lol:
And one generation later, the last :D
Originally posted by Tiara
If you marry the right person, that's bull****. I'm happily married and have great sex still. ;)
You could be lying. We demand photographic proof! :lol:
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Well, she is married to someone with the word "Celestial" in his name...
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Actually, I'm pretty sure that "penii" is incorrect. I'm pretty sure it's "penises" in English; in Latin it's "pini".
Anyway, is this really all that new? I thought that vibrators were originally invented as a 'medical treatment' for women showing signs of extreme stress.
...okay, I'd better stop talking now.:nervous:
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No, please keep going, this is interesting :D
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Originally posted by Kazan
from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average
please please PLEASE someone put that in a sig. I'm too cool for them myself, but this needs to be saved for posterity.
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Originally posted by Rictor
Originally posted by Kazan
from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average
please please PLEASE someone put that in a sig. I'm too cool for them myself, but this needs to be saved for posterity.
:wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol:
Is that worded correctly?
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
Actually, I'm pretty sure that "penii" is incorrect. I'm pretty sure it's "penises" in English; in Latin it's "pini".
Anyway, is this really all that new? I thought that vibrators were originally invented as a 'medical treatment' for women showing signs of extreme stress.
...okay, I'd better stop talking now.:nervous:
both "penii" and "penises" are semiincorrect - because english usage is changing away from -is becoming -ises to -is becoming -ii
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I would, if it weren't for the fact I still laugh at my current one.
Why not just call them Wangs and have done with it? ;)
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"them" always applies to the last noun mentioned, which in this case is "sig", so I'm in the clear.
...I hope.
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That means I have 4 lines of Wang at the bottom of my posts?!?!
Actually... that's more accurate than I would like.... :nervous:
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Argh, people posted between Rictors post and my reply!
It now reads....
Kaz : both "penii" and "penises" are semiincorrect - because english usage is changing away from -is becoming -ises to -is becoming -ii
Me : I would, if it weren't for the fact I still laugh at my current one.
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:lol:
Kazan, penii is kind of "slang", you won't find it in any dictionary, the correct words are penises and penes believe it or not.
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p3n!z0rz
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Originally posted by Flipside
Why not just call them Wangs and have done with it? ;)
Wang: It's a kick - in the ass.
Sorry mods, it was just too good an opportunity to pass up. :nervous:
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
[Byou won't find it in any dictionary, [/B]
wrong
you do find it in the dictionary
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To think that Japan has one of the world's biggest sex industry with the weirdest and strangest porn around...
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Originally posted by Kazan
wrong
you do find it in the dictionary
:wtf:
Show me one dictionary
Oh, by the way
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penii
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis
Finding sources for arguments about this is... weird... :blah:
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I always thought the plural of Penis was Government...
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Originally posted by Janos
they smell of prawns and THAT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE
the Japanese? or their penises?
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Either way it's damn scary :D
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heheheh... My wife and I bond like crazy... :D (thought we have only been married for like 6 months now..)
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Okay, the link to the wikipedia was just plain too much... :nervous:
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From the Wiki....
Penis Size Chart (I've removed the link for the more 'sensitive' of members (no pun intended) (actual-size chart suitable for printing out and comparing)
:wtf:
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Meh, modern Japan blows. Or not, depending on how you look at it.
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Originally posted by Flipside
I always thought the plural of Penis was Government...
See, now THAT[/u] is sig-worthy.
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Originally posted by Flipside
Maybe they get dissapointed when they find out that men have testicles, not tentacles?
Ha, speak for yourself.
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Damn - Wikipaedia kicks arse.
The dolphin has prehensile control over his penis, so he sometimes uses it as an sensory appendage with which to probe the ocean floor.
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Watch out for those Clams! ;)
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Originally posted by Black Wolf
Wikipaedia
:ha:
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This thread most definately ranks amongst the weirdest ones ever. :D
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
:ha:
Meh. Couldn't be bothered opening character map and looking for æ.
Wikipædia. Wikipædia. Wikipædia.
Happy?
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Imagnie if humans had prehensile genitalia...? An entirely new world of smut. :p
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Originally posted by Cabbie
To think that Japan has one of the world's biggest sex industry with the weirdest and strangest porn around...
Not to mention that until late 2002 they had the lowest age of consent on the planet. (12) Now its 16/18 according to ageofconsent.com.
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women also have this notion that one they're married they can "let themselves go" because they no longer need to attract a mate by staying fit and trim, since they already have one. but guess what? a husband isn't a mindless sex zombie! if he isn't attracted to you, he won't want to have sex.
But the same also applies with men not staying in shape (or at least attempting to keep their beer bellies under control). Maarage should be a two way street.
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Then again we're more likely to do so thanks to modern food staples.
I'd start walking to the shops every morning but well... it's glasgow and it's pissing down.
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:wtf: I've been going to the gym and do workouts 3 days a week for the last 6 years. And i didn't stop after getting married. That stuff just doesn't make sense. Maybe in America, where obesity is the norm :p
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Originally posted by vyper
it's glasgow and it's pissing down.
Really, you only needed to say the first bit............
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On a side note, sex lives should be more lively in scotland seeing as we need to keep warm more often...
I'm going to try that argument next time I'm waiting in the Garage queue. :lol:
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I think that line's why the Shack burnt down.......
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:lol:!
RIP The Shack
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Originally posted by Tiara
:wtf: I've been going to the gym and do workouts 3 days a week for the last 6 years. And i didn't stop after getting married. That stuff just doesn't make sense. Maybe in America, where obesity is the norm :p
Oh sure... like you don't have your share of lardasses runnin' bout. :p
Either way, I'm underweight, so your insults don't apply to me. :p
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Doctor's have an odd measure of obesity though. According to the current scale, people like Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts are obese.
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Hollywood doctors aren't real doctors.. they're like Dr. nick.
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Hi Dr. Nick!
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Originally posted by vyper
Hi Dr. Nick!
Hi Everybody!
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Originally posted by Raa
Oh sure... like you don't have your share of lardasses runnin' bout. :p
Either way, I'm underweight, so your insults don't apply to me. :p
They're dutch, they have legalised prostitution. They'll be getting plenty of excercise.....
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Originally posted by Vertigo1
Not to mention that until late 2002 they had the lowest age of consent on the planet. (12) Now its 16/18 according to ageofconsent.com.
That is the national age of consent. Individual prefectures have their own age of consents which override that.
From Wikipedia:
Japan: 13 nationwide, 16 to 18 in most prefectures; however, age of marriage for a female with parental approval is 16.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
They're dutch, they have legalised prostitution. They'll be getting plenty of excercise.....
And diseases of the willy.
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The BMI is so off, it's not funny. I'm 5'3 and 140 pounds (mostly muscle), and I'm close to dying or something :rolleyes:
Eat what your body wants, let it take care of itself. If it can't do that, then do what you need to do to make it work.
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
The BMI is so off, it's not funny. I'm 5'3 and 140 pounds (mostly muscle), and I'm close to dying or something :rolleyes:
Eat what your body wants, let it take care of itself. If it can't do that, then do what you need to do to make it work.
[color=66ff00]Indeed, I'm a skinny wretch but I've always hovered around the same weight and I don't get sick or have dietary maladies. I'm not sure if it affects how women view me as much as being fat would but I'm pretty happy with myself tbh.
BTW may I suggest 'Wangii' for the plural in Nippon? ;)
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
The BMI is so off, it's not funny. I'm 5'3 and 140 pounds (mostly muscle), and I'm close to dying or something :rolleyes:
Eat what your body wants, let it take care of itself. If it can't do that, then do what you need to do to make it work.
See thats the thing...there's some people who are shorter such as yourself, weigh a certain weight, and are perfectly healthy, normal, stable weight, and their body is quite happy with the way it is. I'm the taller, lighter sort, who could probably use some more muscle mass and a gain in weight rather than reduction (muscle weighs more - but also permits higher metabolism and therefore food energy).
The BMI for me has trouble because there are at least three different main body types, some people have thick bones, some people have thin ones, some people are more capable of weight lifting while others are sprint runners, etc.
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Yep.
I'm 6'2.5" and yet I'm a paisly 145lbs. No matter what I do I cannot gain any weight. I tried working out for a year, but found that, while I ate a hell of alot more, I never actually gained weight, nor muscle...
I could never get an accurate body fat percentage, either. It was always something like 4%, when the machine didn't report back with an error for my lack of fat...
Was truly strange.
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just thought i'd throw in, in light of the current discussion, that i weighed around 180 - 185 when i started working out, and after a few months i weighed 200 - 205. i'm 6'3" or 6'4"... thereabouts.
so yeah, it's true that you gain a lot of muscle mass when you work out
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You started off with some, though. :p
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Originally posted by Raa
Yep.
I'm 6'2.5" and yet I'm a paisly 145lbs. No matter what I do I cannot gain any weight. I tried working out for a year, but found that, while I ate a hell of alot more, I never actually gained weight, nor muscle...
I could never get an accurate body fat percentage, either. It was always something like 4%, when the machine didn't report back with an error for my lack of fat...
Was truly strange.
Yep...thats similar to myself. I'll eat more if I work out or do lots of exercise and the like but I don't shift much in weight. Females hate us types for that ability...I guess its the metabolism thats generally faster and probably even more so when you take into account being of a taller height (I'm 5'11).
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Oh yeah. I've had several female friends express their... 'angst' at the unfairness of it. :p
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Originally posted by Raa
Oh yeah. I've had several female friends express their... 'angst' at the unfairness of it. :p
Tell me about it. :rolleyes: I'm 6'2" and I weigh around 160lbs. I'm slowly gaining weight, but its all in my leg and gut. (all muscle) I just wish some of it would to to my arms.
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Originally posted by Stealth
just thought i'd throw in, in light of the current discussion, that i weighed around 180 - 185 when i started working out, and after a few months i weighed 200 - 205. i'm 6'3" or 6'4"... thereabouts.
so yeah, it's true that you gain a lot of muscle mass when you work out
Depending on how you work out, natch.
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[color=66ff00]Yeah, it seems that diet is a big factor too and I'm usually too busy to eat more that I currently do.
The energy boost that comes with working out regularly is a big bonus though. :nod:
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