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Title: Oops?
Post by: Unknown Target on January 12, 2005, 01:39:37 pm

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=7307840

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. force that scoured Iraq for weapons of mass destruction has abandoned its long and fruitless hunt and is assisting in the more immediate task of counter-insurgency efforts, U.S. officials said on Wednesday.

Title: Oops?
Post by: vyper on January 12, 2005, 01:45:58 pm

"We've not found any weapons but we seem to have created a **** load of terrorists...... sir."
"Golly."

Title: Oops?
Post by: pyro-manic on January 12, 2005, 01:46:00 pm

Now there's a surprise... :rolleyes:

When's the statement, where Dubya addresses the nation and says "Ah. Er.... yeah. Listen - about those nuk-yer-ler bombs we said Saddam had... Ummm....."

Title: Oops?
Post by: vyper on January 12, 2005, 01:50:05 pm

"Ooh hey a pretzel"

Headlines: President loses WMD, finds Pretzel. CIA Investigates Obvious Assasination Attempt"

Title: Oops?
Post by: aldo_14 on January 12, 2005, 02:07:49 pm

"US fails to find WMD in Iraq, asks Donald Rumsfeld to double check the invoices"

Title: Oops?
Post by: Rictor on January 12, 2005, 02:27:28 pm

"Lack of WMD in Iraq serves as yet another example of how the CIA needs to get its ass in gear"