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Title: US mill and sex bomb
Post by: Drew on January 13, 2005, 09:10:41 pm: http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11937748%255E13762,00.html

ohh man :lol:

heres somthing rictor can jive over
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Post by: Ford Prefect on January 13, 2005, 09:13:41 pm: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: Corsair on January 13, 2005, 09:13:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ford Prefect
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes. That, and wow. Just wow.
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Post by: Liberator on January 13, 2005, 09:15:17 pm: Heh-heh...
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Post by: Taristin on January 13, 2005, 09:25:40 pm: ...wait. There really are chemicals in production that will make people irresistable to eachother? And all this time I thought Spanish Fly was a scam... :p
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Post by: Rictor on January 13, 2005, 09:27:03 pm: OK, uhm...yeah, ok.

wow, no comment.
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Post by: phreak on January 13, 2005, 09:26:47 pm: make love not war?

and i believe alcohol in high doses replicates this behavior.
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on January 13, 2005, 09:35:06 pm: I...am ashamed of my government :wtf:
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Post by: Taristin on January 13, 2005, 09:36:42 pm: ...:wtf:

It takes this to make you ashamed of it? What about the countless other f*ckups it made?
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Post by: redsniper on January 13, 2005, 09:37:03 pm: and what if you had one go off while it was still in your territory? You and all your troops would be having a gang bang while the enemy died of laughter.
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on January 13, 2005, 09:49:00 pm: Well, there's ashamed, and theres ashamed. I'm ashamed of this, and ashamed of everything else they screw up.
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Post by: MatthewPapa on January 13, 2005, 09:51:02 pm: omfg
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Post by: Ford Prefect on January 13, 2005, 09:55:22 pm: Imagine if we had a world war using megaton sex bombs. It would end all wars!
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Post by: Jetmech Jr. on January 13, 2005, 09:57:58 pm: What if you were in a room full of guys when it happened? I could see that starting a couple more wars...
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Post by: Drew on January 13, 2005, 10:27:58 pm: hey, if they dropped it on our own troops it might get me to enlist. then even ill be beggin for women on the front lines
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Post by: Cabbie on January 13, 2005, 10:33:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Imagine if we had a world war using megaton sex bombs. It would end all wars!

Not to mention an increase in population.
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Post by: Knight Templar on January 13, 2005, 11:00:31 pm: :lol:
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Post by: phreak on January 13, 2005, 11:02:29 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Cabbie

Not to mention an increase in population.

ill tend to disagree:

'The weapon's developers said homosexual behaviour among troops would deal a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.'
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Post by: Vertigo1 on January 13, 2005, 11:30:12 pm: Thats assuming that all of the troops would be male. ;)

At any rate, the United States would become the first country to develop a weapon of mass fornification. :D :lol:
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Post by: Rictor on January 13, 2005, 11:42:19 pm: hey, homosexual armies worked for Alexander, so why not. You'de tend to fight better knowing you have your lover by your side.

;7 ;7
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Post by: Primus on January 13, 2005, 11:55:03 pm: OMG! :lol: and :wtf:
Don't mess with the US army...
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Post by: aldo_14 on January 14, 2005, 03:16:04 am: [q]Aw, aw baby, yeah, ooh yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight

Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I can’t deny or lie cause you’re a
Sexbomb sexbomb you’re a sexbomb uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me
Sexbomb sexbomb you’re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You know what you’re doing to me don’t you. ha ha,
I know you do

No don’t get me wrong ain’t gonna do you no harm no
This bomb’s made for lovin’ and you can shoot it far
I’m your main target come and help me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin’

Make me explode although you know the route to go to sex me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that huh, huh,
Huh

Sexbomb sexbomb you’re a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you’re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin’
Sexbomb sexbomb you’re my sexbomb sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb your’re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give it to you any time because you’re mine
Ouch, sexbomb, aw baby

Sexbomb sexbomb you’re my sexbomb
And you can give it to me when I need to be turned on
No, no
Sexbomb sexbomb you’re my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can turn me on[/q]
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Post by: vyper on January 14, 2005, 03:42:22 am: ****in hell.
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Post by: Tiara on January 14, 2005, 04:41:46 am: Whoa, they actually listened to my plan? :p
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Post by: Bobboau on January 14, 2005, 04:57:52 am: /*wishes he could find some military grade aphrodisiac*/
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Post by: Clave on January 14, 2005, 04:59:33 am: :lol: I can imagine the meetings they had about that.....:drevil:
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Post by: aldo_14 on January 14, 2005, 05:07:16 am: Does this mean David Blunkett is going to be deployed to Iraq?
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Post by: Grug on January 14, 2005, 05:10:57 am: Lols.

Quote
Originally posted by PhReAk
make love not war?

and i believe alcohol in high doses replicates this behavior.

If thats from experience then you had homosexual tendicies before you drank, either that or you've never drunk copious amounts of alcohol before.

I don't believe any amount of alcohol would get me to change sides. And I've drunk a fair bit in my past...

Oh, and passing out and being raped would not be included.
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Post by: vyper on January 14, 2005, 05:16:15 am: Meh, my mates are all straight and I've had to holler at them / laugh at them for too much homoeroticism after alcohol before.
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Post by: Clave on January 14, 2005, 06:05:57 am: :lol:

It's one of those ideas that's completely wrong when it's thought through...

OK, suppose they did drop it, and the enemy troops became horny as hell. I don't think the effect would make them 'switch' in any large numbers, so all you would have then is a frustrated and even more angry enemy...
Title: Re: US mill and sex bomb
Post by: Falcon on January 14, 2005, 06:22:55 am: Quote
Originally posted by Drew
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11937748%255E13762,00.html

ohh man :lol:

:wtf:

I hope this is a joke............ :doubt:

:blah:
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Post by: aldo_14 on January 14, 2005, 06:27:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by Clave
:lol:

It's one of those ideas that's completely wrong when it's thought through...

OK, suppose they did drop it, and the enemy troops became horny as hell. I don't think the effect would make them 'switch' in any large numbers, so all you would have then is a frustrated and even more angry enemy...

.... who are more likely to get jiggy with their POWs.
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Post by: Janos on January 14, 2005, 09:08:15 am: lol faggots omg
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Post by: SadisticSid on January 14, 2005, 09:24:15 am: Meh, the only way you can get straight men to get jiggy with each other is to pay them. Copiously. ^_^
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Post by: pyro-manic on January 14, 2005, 11:28:44 am: What a brilliant, and simultaneously monumentally stupid idea...

:lol::lol:
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Post by: Sapphire on January 14, 2005, 12:01:55 pm: Thats just WRONG!

But makes me wonder who they used as test subjects? In the "don't ask, don't tell" military, how could they know for sure their study group wasn't inclined to such behavior in the first place? lol
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Post by: Martinus on January 14, 2005, 12:15:18 pm: [color=66ff00]If they started producing these en-masse all over the world would it start a 'hot-war'?

I betcha a nerd has been working on this ever since that girl gave him the cold shoulder that time.

Ohhh! You could walk into an all female college with one of those babys strapped to you and die four and a half days later from dehydration, muscle fatigue and endorphin poisoning....

The possibilities!
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