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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: adwight on January 14, 2005, 11:49:15 pm
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Well I don't live a really crazy life, so I don't really have anything to say. But I'm sure the rest of you have done something crazy. I did something really dumb though, I threw water balloons at a car, got caught by the police, but nothing happened so its all good.
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Wait.. you just want one thing?
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Yeah...just one for now: 136mph on a motorcycle, on a near deserted road - I overtook two cars (at about 120) - one of which was an unmarked radar car....
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Alright, how about this one:
Going out drinking with buddies on a Sunday night. Drinking way too much, smoking way too much. Everything beyond 1AM never happened as far as I know. I wake up in a strange bed, in a strange house. Nobody is home. I look around a bit, trying to find out where I am (and my shirt and left shoe). I finally decide I know where I am, but have no idea who owns the house. I look at my watch and realise I have to be at work in 20 minutes, scramble around for a bit and finally find my shirt and shoe, raid the fridge and leave.
Never did find out who's place it was.
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picking random people i can barely identify face to face, chatting to them on the net and making really good friends out of them... yeah ok, so i'm not exactly a crazy person.
probably the stupidest thing i've ever done is drop my sister on her face when she was like, six months old or something.
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When I was 6 I picked a fight with a big Fat 11 year old named Dennis. The b*tch was makin jokes about my mother, so I tackled him from behind. I didn't count on his 4 friends pulling me off and holding me while he punched.
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I watched FOX news to see what was happening. I was desperately depressed shortly afterwards. But later on, I said "to hell with suicide" after witnessing an attempted carjacking... It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I wont get into the details, but the carjacker was totally pissed at the end... OK maybe I will. The carjacker tried to jack a MARKED highway patrol car :D. Too bad for me, the "to hell with suicide" idea later spawned thoughts of human genocide, and an unconditional hatred for nearly every living person on the planet. I suppose that would explain why I have so many social problems these days :blah:.
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I'm not self-destructively crazy. My idea of doing something crazy is doing 70 in a 65 zone or running around in C&C:Renegade as basic infantry with n00bjets(instant kills on basic infantry because it does 200 damage to all types of armor except building and heavy vehicle) running around.
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Originally posted by Scuddie
I watched FOX news to see what was happening. I was desperately depressed shortly afterwards. But later on, I said "to hell with suicide" after witnessing an attempted carjacking... It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I wont get into the details, but the carjacker was totally pissed at the end... OK maybe I will. The carjacker tried to jack a MARKED highway patrol car :D. Too bad for me, the "to hell with suicide" idea later spawned thoughts of human genocide, and an unconditional hatred for nearly every living person on the planet. I suppose that would explain why I have so many social problems these days :blah:.
this sounds all too familiar. :D
when i was living in phoenx and doing roadie work for a small local band (they paid me in booze and weed). anyway after a night of drinking shots of tequlla and bacardi 151 they invited me to one of their parties (that was their first mistake). anyway we were at the basist's house, in the hot tub, the bands drummer passes around a large bottle of jose cuervo gold (their second mistake). whe bottle passes before me, so i grab the thing and bottoms up. a third of the bottle later i give it back, everyones looking at me funny. later that night they dump me on some rather expensive couch somewhere (their third mistake). next day i wake up and everything is vomit soaked. anyway they never invited me to another party.
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I'm not the kind of guy to pull crazy ****, and most of the stuff that I wouldn't want pictures circulating off has to do with some girl finding some way to make my hair look funny(/ier).
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Post as many as you can, I think its fun to read these kinds of things.
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Originally posted by kasperl
I'm not the kind of guy to pull crazy ****, and most of the stuff that I wouldn't want pictures circulating off has to do with some girl finding some way to make my hair look funny(/ier).
Girls seem to want to do that eh? Thats what I've found.
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I've got a pretty long pony-tail, and aside from threats of it getting cut-off during my sleep (either in class, or during the Rome trip), I don't terribly mind. They'd better find a good reason to do something though.
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Most of my craziness if short stuff:
I walked past Zoe while she was stroking Chris' hair and said: "Try about 3ft lower, love".
I walked up to Zoe, saw she was wearing a really low-cut top with her awesome boobs hanging out and said: "Hey, nice tits!"
Me and some buddies took a 15 mile drive out to Richmond at about 2am, drunk off our asses, screaming down the country lanes at 100mph with Living On A Prayer blasting outta the car - just so Bob could leave a love letter on Zoes doorstep.
Me and two guys were walking home after drinking all day and decided to steal a swing outta someones front garden.
A few times at school I'd sit with some guys in detention in the science labs on the top floor and throw glass beakers down onto the passing children.
I set fire to the back of the science lab using some empty crisp packets, a whole can of hairspray and a lighter.
I covered an entire classroom in fire-extinguisher goo.
I once tried to beat someone up for snapping my set-square.
I set fire to a sleeping kids head. Took off his eyebrows and a chunk of his hair. Then later me and Smithy set fire to his trousers and threw them off the balcony. Then we kicked him outta the room at like 2am.
I remember something about threatening a preacher with a knife....I think.
Posted half-naked pictures of my sister and her friend on the internet.
Installed BO2K on all the school computers.
Printed out 300 pages of hardcore pornography on some random persons computer during IT.
Spent a whole day knocking on my classmates hotel room doors, waiting for them to answer then quickly flame-throwering them. The ones who got smart and didn't answer always pushed themselves up against the door, so I started spraying the fire through the keyhole to get them.
I gave a kid 4 years younger than me 2 black-eyes using only an empty plastic Coke bottle.
I got drunk and picked a fight with like 8 guys. Ended up with 2 black eyes for my trouble.
Some kid called me a retard as a dare, then walked off. So when he came walking back past me I grabbed him by the throat and slammed his head into a brick wall. He ran off crying. Five minutes later the bell goes to call everyone into school and I walk past this kid. All of a sudden I'm getting beaten with a tennis racket, I've got a kid on my back and one punching me in the stomach. Sufficed to say I left the encounter with the tennis racket and left the kids crying.
There's more, but I can't remember it all right now.
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:shaking:
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*wonders how much of that is true* :doubt:
Knowing you, probably most of it.
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I suppose the one the leaps to mind is stealing Rudolph the Reindeer from Cheshunt roundabout and driving around with his head sticking out the back window with me & my drunk friends singing Xmas carols until the Police made us put him back. Fortunately, the driver was sober :D
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If I'm in the mood to do crazy things I usually can't remeber them the next day.
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Originally posted by redsniper
*wonders how much of that is true* :doubt:
Knowing you, probably most of it.
Pfff. The only bits that aren't entirely true are:
Installed BO2K on all the school computers.
Obviously, it wasn't all the computer, but the overwhelming majority. There were some that were 'inaccessible'.
Printed out 300 pages of hardcore pornography on some random persons computer during IT.
300 is an estimate. I dunno when the printer ran outta paper.
Oh and the Bon Jovi thing. Living On A Prayer was on most of the time, but there were stints of Shot Through The Heart and Bad Medicine.
And I remembered another one: I was sat drinking with the swing-stealing buddies and they were like "I want one of these [Carling] glasses", so we waited a few seconds and bailed from the pub. Those two were walking down the street with a pint in their hand, sipping away at the booze and waving to passing motorists.
Later that night we were back at Bob's house watching porn in his room real loud. Shaun was laid on the bed wearing pretty much nothing and sprawled out in a "Fox Mulder, FBIiii" kinda way. Then we hear a knock on the door. Bob opens it and it's his mother asking him to turn the TV down. So from her point of view all she hears is "Oh, God! **** my slutty little ass, baby" then sees Shaun laid half-naked on the bed, waving at her and smiling. I was hidden around the corner laughing my ****ing ass off and going "Robert, come back to bed".
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Class.
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Craziest thing i ever did? That´s easy! It was to stop taking hard drugs. Back then when i took hard drugs, i was confortably numb. Now i have to bare the fact that i realize everyday how ****ty the world really is...
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Craziest thing I've ever done?
Well, when I was in high school, I was hanging out with some of my buddies around the gym. It was the end of the day and we were about to get released to go home. We were joking around about how bold we would be to pick up a girl. Well, back then we were nothing but a bunch of horndogs thinking with our dicks so need I say more about our mentalities? ;) Anyways, long story short, the girls were headed to the locker room to get changed, and I got dared to go into the girl's locker room. I agreed to it on the spot, which was apparently too quickly for one of them since he decided to up the stakes. I was to go into the locker room wearing nothing but a smile. I said "No problem" and decided to up the stakes myself. If I went in there and actually got a date, they were to pay me $20 each. Some were a little reluctant, but agreed. I looked to see where the coach was, which he was in his office at the time. I walked to the girl's locker room door and stripped. There were no cameras in that section of the school so as long as I didn't get spotted by the coach I was fine. I carried everything under my arms and went in. Apparently I "shocked" some of the girls in there that I would do such a thing (especially since if you met me face to face you'd think I was one of the "quiet" types). I picked one of the girls I was good friends with, and explained the situation. She thought it was real sweet (so did the other girls apparently because it never got leaked to any of the admin staff, and if it did they probably wouldn't have believed it anyways...) that I would do such a thing to just get a date. :) Needless to say, she agreed and I got over a hundred dollars to spend on our date. :)
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I had an audition for a show and I learned the song in the car ride there.
It's scary, I know. Some of us just live on the edge.
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Burned my initials into the pavement with some acetone and lighter fluid.
Went into a chinese food resturant and yelled "Department of immigration!".
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Haha! Did anyone panic and run?
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A few people, yes. It was hilarious. My uncle had done the same thing elsewhere.
Considering this is the same guy who tossed pinecones at highway traffic.
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Judging by your stories, this is why I never drink...
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Originally posted by SKYNET-011
Considering this is the same guy who tossed pinecones and highway traffic.
:eek: Who the hell was he, Hercules? ;)
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No no, not AND, AT.
What a typo.
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the boys over at SG heard this one but:
Our high school was the Bobcats, so one night we were kinda drunk n went outside of town and tried to catch one, you know for a mascot. Let me tell you do NOT mess with those things. It was one bad *****. When the dust settled two of my teamates had to be taken to the hospital and i had to shoot the cat as it was jumping to attack another of my friends....very scary animal
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Well, you provoked it. You'de do the same thing in its shoes. Kind of makes you an asshole for shooting it though.
Stupidest thing I've ever done...hmm, well I once jaywalked. Let me tell you, it was pretty intense.
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didnt say i was smart for doing it.....
the question was the craziest thing youve done, thats one of them
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i've surfed all over the world...that's not crazy...but it's a good thing that board is tethered to my ankle, cause i can't swim.
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- I have bribed a girl to strip off
- I have stopped the traffic of several major roads by standing naked in the middle of the street and declaring "I AM A FAGGOT"
- I have attacked the House of Parliament (kinda. it sucked.)
- I have run away from the cops, two times. Both times include public nudity.
- basic "smoek weed publicly" stuff
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Originally posted by an0n
Posted half-naked pictures of my sister and her friend on the internet.
you never did post pictures of your sister. only of her friend :-/
Our high school was the Bobcats
what school was that?
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well i been done
-Mountain biking
-Mountain climbing
-Benji jumping
just some there is more I've done but that another story and too private
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Originally posted by Holy Imperial Gloriano
well i been done
-Mountain biking
-Mountain climbing
-Benji jumping
just some there is more I've done but that another story and too private
poor benji.
and why don't you make some **** up like you usually do?
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I wore a Cradle of Filth t-shirt (some preppy girls got scared :D) to my Catholic high-school on a non-uniform day...yeah, that was insAne!!...that was back when I liked them more though,
I haven't done anything stupid in my short life...yet...
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Originally posted by Janos
- I have stopped the traffic of several major roads by standing naked in the middle of the street and declaring "I AM A FAGGOT"
lmao :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That drive-by I did on New Years'.
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
That drive-by I did on New Years'.
Reminds me of that Chappelle's episode that was on a few days ago.
"****! Its Wayne Brady, son!" *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*
"Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?"
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Tried defending Bush on this forum...
That's crazy.
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Originally posted by Stealth
what school was that?
San Angelo Central(my senior year)
after i left the houston area
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ah. cause there's a district here in Houston, and the main high school has a bobcat as its mascot too. weird :D