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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Corsair on January 18, 2005, 09:14:32 pm

Title: Jury Pool from Hell
Post by: Corsair on January 18, 2005, 09:14:32 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/18/shallow.jury.pool.ap/index.html

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Right after jury selection began last week, one man got up and left, announcing, "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."

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Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."

Title: Jury Pool from Hell
Post by: an0n on January 18, 2005, 09:17:45 pm

Whatthe****!?!

Title: Jury Pool from Hell
Post by: Liberator on January 19, 2005, 12:19:30 am

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Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

Title: Jury Pool from Hell
Post by: oohal on January 19, 2005, 12:27:59 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:  funnist thing i've read this week

Title: Jury Pool from Hell
Post by: Nuke on January 19, 2005, 12:37:01 am

eplainns why i never get called in for jury duty.

Title: Jury Pool from Hell
Post by: Knight Templar on January 19, 2005, 12:37:29 am

Funnier, that it got an article in CNN.