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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on January 21, 2005, 10:34:12 pm
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I just found a biscuit in my pocket.
I don't know where it came from.
It's a Rich Tea, so it's nothing sinister. Looks fairly fresh. No stains or marks. Smells good.
And it's not just in any pocket, it's in the left pocket of my dressing gown.
Very strange.
Carry on.
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dressing gown?
... :wtf:
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id advise against eating it, there might be an assasination plot in the works, thats how they killed my evil twin
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Originally posted by Bobboau
dressing gown?
... :wtf:
"Bath robe"
And I've already eaten in, but it's been replaced by another one in my right pocket, which for some reason I didn't think to check before now.
I think maybe they're spies.
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Congratulations to you an0n for yet again posting something random and pointless :p
*wishes he had a biscuit* :drevil:
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I wouldn't have posted if it was a cookie or maybe a chocolate digestive - those ****ers are always up to something - but a mundane, run-of-the-biscuit-mill Rich Tea?
There's something afoot.
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*wonders what a Rich Tea is*
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*Is not the Spy* :nervous:
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So you are an MI-6 agent... I suspected as much.
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Corhellion, since you know that, you must indeed be a spy :p
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*Takes out wire and strangles Grey Wolf 2009*
*Hides his body in the air ducts*
Who else wants to say I'm a spy?
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*Steps out holding an Walther PPK and shoots Corhellion
I knew that double would come in handy.
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**Drives away in Aston Martin DB-6**
hehe;7
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Originally posted by Raa
*wonders what a Rich Tea is*
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(http://www.richtandthebiscuits.btinternet.co.uk/others/richtea.jpg)
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Originally posted by an0n
(http://www.richtandthebiscuits.btinternet.co.uk/others/richtea.jpg)
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(http://www.library.utoronto.ca/east/students03/leung_paul/rich_tea3.jpg)
?
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Yes.
Rich Teas are not Japanese men holding iced tea.
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Oh really? They aren't are they? I submit to you, EXHIBIT A!
Originally posted by an0n
I just found a [Japanese man holding iced tea] in my pocket.
I don't know where it came from.
It's a [Japanese man holding iced tea], so it's nothing sinister. Looks fairly fresh. No stains or marks. Smells good.
And it's not just in any pocket, it's in the left pocket of my dressing gown.
Very strange.
Carry on.
*Edited for pertinence.
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Don't make me have gay sex with you in a forceful manner........biotch.
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It's actualy an analgesic, you want to take it sou you can get out of your house before it is buldozed.
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The gay sex?
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no, the cookie
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Originally posted by an0n
I just found a [Japanese man holding iced tea] in my pocket.
I don't know where it came from.
It's a [Japanese man holding iced tea], so it's nothing sinister. Looks fairly fresh. No stains or marks. Smells good.
And it's not just in any pocket, it's in the left pocket of my dressing gown.
Very strange.
Carry on.
:lol: :lol:
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:lol:
Hey if you have the only cookie producing bath robe in the world then you should be happy. Study it, patent it and make millions.
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There was a Farscape episode like that once...there was some sort of cloth that transformed into pure water.
Perhaps your bathrobe creates pure cookies? :p
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Originally posted by Night Hammer
**Drives away in Aston Martin DB-6**
hehe;7
It's a DB-5 or DB7 Vanquish.
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'Biscuits' are a myth. they do not exist. Only cookies exist.
ALL HAIL THE COOKIE!
:p
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Hush silly lass.
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Originally posted by Tiara
'Biscuits' are a myth. they do not exist. Only cookies exist.
ALL HAIL THE COOKIE!
:p
ALL HAIL THE errr.....THE COOKIE MONSTER!!
ARRRGH!!! All your cookies belong to us! :P
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I have Jaffa Cakes :ha:
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Originally posted by Singh
ALL HAIL THE errr.....THE COOKIE MONSTER!!
ARRRGH!!! All your cookies belong to us! :P
What you say!
Plus it's: All your cookies ARE belong to us :p
*has some Shivan Tea with small Vasudan-shaped crackers* ;)
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Rich Tea...****ing useless one dips. Try and dip one in yer tea, and half falls off - you finish with a mushy crust on the bottom of the mug.
Now, a hob-nob - that's a proper dunking biscuit. That's a mans dunking biscuit.
I wonder who will realise where I ripped that off from......
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LOL Hob Nobs with chocolate topping are good.
Butter Crunch are the bestest dunking biscuits, but they also can have a digestive-like ability to fall apart if you time things wrong :(
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So what, you found a biscuit in your pocket.
Was it already moldering? If it was, did you eat from it? If so, that might explain alot.:p
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What_the_phuck?????
I made the post above, but it says it's from Nomad Wanderer?
:confused: :confused: :confused:
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:wtf: Ok, that's pretty wierd...
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Originally posted by Clave
I have Jaffa Cakes :ha:
Jaffa COOKIES[/u], damnit!
*beats the crap out of Anubis*
"If you think that was funny, creating blasphemous cakes, try it again and i'll rip your non-corporeal head of your non-corporeal body and present it to the one TRUE God! Systemlord Cookie!"
:p
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Originally posted by Flipside
LOL Hob Nobs with chocolate topping are good.
Butter Crunch are the bestest dunking biscuits, but they also can have a digestive-like ability to fall apart if you time things wrong :(
Ah, well you can't trust digestive biscuits anyways - they were developed as a cure for constipation.
Now, me, I like to go for the exotic options; chunky Kit-Kats are good for black coffee, and choc-chip cookies (the proper soft ones, not that hard ****e) are also useful. Custard creams are surprisingly good, too; although I've not tried the bourbon variety.
Or, in fact, wagon wheels. I think Wagon Wheels are work investiagting, provided yu can get them in the cup.
I do know of one person who used to dip buttered toast in their tea, though..........
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I found one of those bike reflector thingies in my pocket once.
I don't have a bike. Or anything else it could have come from. It sits on a desk in the basement, now. I'm afraid to go near it.
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It happens, usually in the form of radiator keys, paperclips and Post-It note holders. The universe obviously has plans far more complex than the simple hydrogen atom ;)
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mmm, kit-kkat chunky. You're a man after my own heart aldo. And Jaffa cookies are great, except you can't get them over here except in European specialty stores. I grew up on those things.
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Originally posted by Flipside
It happens, usually in the form of radiator keys, paperclips and Post-It note holders. The universe obviously has plans far more complex than the simple hydrogen atom ;)
Or socks & biros.
What I think, is that all of these things just enter into the non-corporal realm, and are reborn as belly button fluff.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A185104
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Originally posted by Clave
I have Jaffa Cakes :ha:
Teal'c cakes? Bra'tac cakes?
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Originally posted by Setekh
Teal'c cakes? Bra'tac cakes?
HEATHEN! Jaffa cakes do not exist! only jaffa COOKIES!
:p
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There is no Biscuit, only Zuul..... :nervous:
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What's this "There are only Cookies" bull**** Tiara? It's... weird.
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Anyone tried caramel digestives? They're great.
Biscuits. Cookies are much more specific, american type biscuits.
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Originally posted by Black Wolf
What's this "There are only Cookies" bull**** Tiara? It's... weird.
You do realize it's me you're talking to, right? :p
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You know, look on the back. Maybe there's something saying "You are needed immediately. Admiral Aken Bosch." or something like "FREE BOSCH BEER, AT YOUR NEAREST GROCERY STORE". Or maybe cookies are just out to get you. Take your pick.
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Jaffa CAKES (http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/80256C1A0047922E/vWeb/pcTSTT5EPGEB), God dammit
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Or maybe you made the whole biscuit story up to see what everyone's reactions would be. Well here's mine. After hearing about many random things in your life, an0n, I find this biscuit story to be fairly normal. :nervous: *thinking about biscuits she mailed...*
AND BISCUITS DO EXIST TIARA!!! :p En français. Biscuit. Aha!
:wakka:
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so just to clear up:
biscuit=cookie
dressing gown=bath robe
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Don't forget "bugger".
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-=LESSON IN LANGUAGE FOR THE BRITISH=-
This is a Buscuit:
(http://www.houseofcraig.net/images/bizkits3.jpg)
This is a Cookie:
(http://www.richtandthebiscuits.btinternet.co.uk/others/richtea.jpg)
This is a dressing gown:
(http://www.stimpzillasumptuarylaw.com/GoldsilkfrontSO.jpg)
This is a bath robe:
(http://comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ca/calvin-klein-towelling-robe.jpg)
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Noo....biscuit!=cookie
Cookie = particular type of biscuit (specifically, a fairly soft one with chips of stuff in it)
For example, a custard cream is not a cookie (many, many reasons why). A digestive isn't (not crumbly or chippy). Neither is a hob-nob.
Oh, and it's English muffin; biscuit; dress or gown; dressing gown
(dressing gown being the garment you put on before dressing)
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So an0n found a
(http://www.houseofcraig.net/images/bizkits3.jpg)
in his
(http://www.stimpzillasumptuarylaw.com/GoldsilkfrontSO.jpg)
Something is very wrong here... :nervous:
:lol:
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
Something is very wrong here... :nervous:
:lol:
Yes, Americans are very wrong. We only stepped out for 200 years or so and they've already mangled the language.
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Oh yeah? Well your food sucks. Who the hell drinks warm beer?
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At least it's not watery weak piss-lager masquerading as beer.
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Oh yeah? Well your food sucks. Who the hell drinks warm beer?
I don't get that. Ale is served at room temperature, but its not like the fizzy water you know to be beer.
Beer - lager or bitter - is served cold.
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Originally posted by Marauder
AND BISCUITS DO EXIST TIARA!!! :p En français. Biscuit. Aha!
:wakka:
That's the whole point. France doesn't exist. :D
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Originally posted by beatspete
I don't get that. Ale is served at room temperature, but its not like the fizzy water you know to be beer.
Beer - lager or bitter - is served cold.
Freezing cold, in fact.
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So they've been lying to me the whole time? Bugger.
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(http://www.richtandthebiscuits.btinternet.co.uk/others/richtea.jpg) does not equal (http://www.iamcal.com/misc/misfortune/grab.gif)
And what the **** are these things supposed to be? Scones? (http://www.houseofcraig.net/images/bizkits3.jpg)
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english muffins maybe?
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They look like handicapped scones to me.
Or maybe some kind of puff-pastry.
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Mmmm...johnny cakes.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
At least it's not watery weak piss-lager masquerading as beer.
I'll have you know that I drink Mexican beer!
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You don't drink **** like the fake Budweiser they sell in the U.S. You drink microbrews and imports. I'm not even legally allowed to drink, and I know that.
And just to see what the thought of all the British people here on this would be, read the sixth paragraph of this article, written by a tech news site based in the UK: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20870
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DG, those are biscuits. If it's flat and sweet it's a cookie. If it's puffy and designed to go well with butter it's a biscuit. I don't know how to classify those rich tea things. They look like weak cookies to me.
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
And just to see what the thought of all the British people here on this would be, read the sixth paragraph of this article, written by a tech news site based in the UK: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20870
I aint British, but neither are the two guys quoted in the article. Not that thats really relevant but anyways.
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Originally posted by redsniper
DG, those are Quite Obviously Scones . If it's flat and sweet it's a Biscuit. If it's puffy and designed to go well with butter it's a Scone
Though not a pom myself, I feel it is my duty to remind you that arguing English with the English is silly.
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you're all crackers.
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The queen doesn't invite you round for tea and 'cookies'.
biscuits
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Indeed. Biscuits.
Origins...
Biscuit = Middle English bisquit, from Old French biscuit, from Medieval Latin bis coctus.
Cookie = Dutch koekje, diminutive of koek, cake, from Middle Dutch koeke.
Yet again a word has been raped through time.... :p
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Originally posted by Grug
Cookie = Dutch koekje, diminutive of koek, cake, from Middle Dutch koeke.
Once again; THERE IS ONLY A COOKIE! :D
Really, I've been laughing ever since this thread was started.
"Are you horny or do you want a cookie."
:lol:
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Originally posted by beatspete
The queen doesn't invite you round for tea and 'cookies'.
biscuits
She doesn't invite me, either for biscuits or cookies.
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She barely speaks to me at all since 'the incident' :o
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You're the ****er that glided in aren't you? :lol:
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Originally posted by Tiara
HEATHEN! Jaffa cakes do not exist! only jaffa COOKIES!
:p
To be honest, I'd be just as surprised if there were Teal'c and Bra'tac cookies. :p
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Originally posted by Setekh
To be honest, I'd be just as surprised if there were Teal'c and Bra'tac cookies. :p
I think 'certain' people would prefer the Ishta cookies :p I can hear the jokes aready;
"I ate Jolene Blalock last night."
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lol.
@Tiara - sounds like you want both? :p
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Originally posted by Grug
@Tiara - sounds like you want both? :p
I will neither deny nor confirm such a statement. :D
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Hehehehe.
Well I had some chocolate mudcake for desert today.
Yum.
Way better than biscuits or cookies.
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There;s actually a thing called mudcake these days?
How strange.
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Originally posted by Tiara
I will neither deny nor confirm such a statement. :D
I love you, drop TCO and come to my place :p
"sees some Celestial light, but very red and angry coming from behind Ms T"
Ok, I retract that.
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Originally posted by Clave
She barely speaks to me at all since 'the incident' :o
Don't tell me you were the one sitting behind her in that picture....
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I say we all get naked, smother ourselves in cookie dough and make sweet, tasty love.
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Originally posted by an0n
I say we all get naked, smother ourselves in cookie dough and make sweet, tasty love.
...nah.