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Title: Bloodrayne trailer... Oh...god...When will it stop?
Post by: Dark_4ce on February 01, 2005, 11:09:04 am
This is quite shocking. The trailer for Herr Boll's next film is already out! This time his rape victim of the game franchise is BLOODRAYNE. To be honest it looks a tad better than the Alone in the Dark trailer, since it keeps it consistant. But still. It looks like crap. I mean ****, this guy is pumping them out like popcorn. No wonder the film companies love him. He makes crap movies really fast, of good franchises, that will no doubt bring in a profit on the first day or so.  Uuuugh... I had such high hopes for this guy. But he turned out to be... Worse than Anderson.

Bloodrayne the trailer (http://media.cinema-post.de/BRay_TTeas.mpg)
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Post by: Carl on February 01, 2005, 11:13:22 am
It's a fad. eventually game based movies will die out.
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Post by: mitac on February 01, 2005, 11:13:36 am
Huh, a Far Cry movie's in the making as well. Didn't know that.
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Post by: Carl on February 01, 2005, 11:16:31 am
there are liternally about a dozen games being made into movies as of this date.
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Post by: Ghostavo on February 01, 2005, 11:17:19 am
I would find this surprising if the game itself wasn't a big piece of sh*t.

*sees trailer*

If this turns out to be worse...

*shudders* :shaking:
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Post by: Clave on February 01, 2005, 11:20:20 am
What's your problem?  

It does exactly what it says on the tin - like it or leave it...

I might buy the DVD just out of curiosity some time in the distant future :p
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 01, 2005, 11:21:26 am
I shall coin the term Gamesploitation. Wherein a director uses the exploits of a particular game to promote his own crappy film, not allowing for anything original to be made.
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Post by: WeatherOp on February 01, 2005, 11:25:27 am
Also read on Game Spot that a Rainbow Six, Metriod and Spy Hunter movies are in planning.
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Post by: Taristin on February 01, 2005, 11:29:19 am
Where's the Sonic the Hedgehog movie? :(
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Post by: Janos on February 01, 2005, 11:30:17 am
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Originally posted by WeatherOp
Also read on Game Spot that a Rainbow Six, Metriod and Spy Hunter movies are in planning.


Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six was the reason I started to hate and detest that man. It was a complete piece of ****.

THE TERRORIST'S HEAD EXPLODED LIKE A RIPE MELON AS HE PULLED THE TRIGGER OF HIS M82A4 12,7mm BARRETT HIGH-PRECISION - originally an anti-materiel rifle designed to pentetrate the light armoury of BTR- and BMP/BMD variants that Soviet Unions mechanized infantry units belonging to Moscow Distr

Ugh. I am anxiously waiting for Civilization game.
"This decade we inveted slood!" Cue dramatic music.
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Post by: mitac on February 01, 2005, 11:40:58 am
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Originally posted by Janos

"This decade we inveted slood!" Cue dramatic music.


:lol: Now that's an interesting story for a series. "Watch again next week, as the Romans complete the Manhatten Project".
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Post by: Janos on February 01, 2005, 11:56:15 am
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Originally posted by mitac


:lol: Now that's an interesting story for a series. "Watch again next week, as the Romans complete the Manhatten Project".


"Prime Minister! The Ethiopians have requested an emissary, what should we do?"
"Ask them for literature and 123456789 gold per turn for communications with Americans you know what"

MYSTERY
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Post by: Flipside on February 01, 2005, 12:01:39 pm
Well, it was like the whole decision that the Doom movie should have nothing to with Hell, isn't that like deciding to do an Alladin movie whilst removing the genie?
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 01, 2005, 12:07:30 pm
Yeah. And most of Arabia as well.
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Post by: Triple Ace on February 01, 2005, 12:12:48 pm
I hope the guy doing the Doom movie rots in hell.
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 01, 2005, 12:20:33 pm
Yeah, then he'd atleast get the idea.
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Post by: Ransom on February 01, 2005, 12:42:40 pm
Eh. It looks no worse than the game.
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Post by: Liberator on February 01, 2005, 01:23:21 pm
My question is how wasted Ben Kingsley was when he agreed to make this movie?
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Post by: Dunbar on February 01, 2005, 01:36:50 pm
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
I shall coin the term Gamesploitation. Wherein a director uses the exploits of a particular game to promote his own crappy film, not allowing for anything original to be made.


Not a director.  His name is Uwe Boll.  He must be stopped.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
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Post by: Deepblue on February 01, 2005, 04:20:08 pm
Oh... my... god.

Stop the humanity.

I really hope this guy doesn't go after the rights to do a Halo movie...
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Post by: Grey Wolf on February 01, 2005, 04:24:57 pm
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041208l.jpg)
And that basically summarizes all game movies.
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 01, 2005, 04:28:01 pm
Eheheheheh... That is unfortunately how things are starting to look nowadays. I have never... NEVER witnessed a year that has had so much crap come out of Hollywood. True, there's been a few good films, but the ratio is totally out of whack. Hopefully this trend will end in a year where Hollywood realises that the movie audience is not just a bunch of retards. Maybe I should go into to tv production instead.... :(
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Post by: Liberator on February 01, 2005, 05:31:49 pm
Make's you wish for the old day when the studios had stars under contract, sure there was crap, but it didn't cost so much to make.
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Post by: Rictor on February 01, 2005, 06:02:40 pm
Aaaaaargh, my eyes!
The googles, they do nothing!
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Post by: Deepblue on February 01, 2005, 06:21:43 pm
Sorry to say Dark 4ce, but the movie audience in general is a bunch of retards.
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 01, 2005, 06:26:39 pm
*Sigh*
:(

...I know...I know...
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Post by: WeatherOp on February 01, 2005, 06:33:42 pm
Hey, be glad poke'mon died before all these game movies started being made.:D :yes: And I'm not talking about another cartoon.
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Post by: NGTM-1R on February 01, 2005, 07:27:26 pm
Sci-Fi Pictures and made for TV are my last hope...
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Post by: Grey Wolf on February 01, 2005, 07:49:16 pm
I'm thinking Japanese and Chinese films, but that's just me.
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Post by: Turambar on February 01, 2005, 07:55:36 pm
Bloodrayne movie problems

Main character: Needs More Boobs
Michael Madsen: NOT A  VAMPIRE! HELL NO!!!!

from what i saw, completely dry acting and really, really badly written lines,
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Post by: Carl on February 01, 2005, 08:59:04 pm
so is it going to be worse than the SMB movie?
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Post by: Ghost on February 01, 2005, 09:04:37 pm
It'd probably suck, but what about a fanmade Freespace movie? With some of the people on here, it might turn out to be pretty good...

Penny Arcade is awesome.
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Post by: vyper on February 01, 2005, 09:28:52 pm
Best way to do an FS movie would be with CGI. All of it. Like FF: The Spirits Within.
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Post by: Ghost on February 01, 2005, 09:35:08 pm
Christ.... needs money for that, but I agree. Except Spirits Within blew ass, and if any Freespace movie sucked, I would kill myself.
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 01, 2005, 09:49:16 pm
The character doesn't lok angry / sluty enough to be in a Bloodrayne movie. Plus, I'm kind of tired of all the bampire movies.
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Post by: Ford Prefect on February 01, 2005, 09:56:40 pm
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to watch this movie and probably enjoy it on a delightfully shallow level.

Violence and boobs, violence and boobs! :yes:
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Post by: Rictor on February 01, 2005, 10:30:07 pm
I doubt it. There are certain movies that can be enjoyed on purely that one level, Underworld comes to mind, but some are so bad that you get embarrased just watching them. Even irony has its limits. I could barely finish the trailer, and thats like 30 seconds.

edit: oh and, completely agree with vyper. Freespace would best be done with kick-ass CGI. Even good machnima would suffice.
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Post by: Ford Prefect on February 01, 2005, 10:32:43 pm
Well, you can go ahead and be self-conscious, but the sex appeal has sold it to me already.
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Post by: NGTM-1R on February 02, 2005, 01:46:39 am
If the pointless action movie goodness can't be sustained through a trailer, I don't think the boobs are going to be enough to keep the movie going.
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Post by: Turnsky on February 02, 2005, 02:04:43 am
did i say hollywood was dying out ?(i almost typed hollow-wood)
i mean that Hollywood is dead, and it's death-throes are flinging out crappy movies like the infected blood from an ebola victim.
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Post by: Liberator on February 02, 2005, 02:16:23 am
Which is exactly what you get when you have such an exclosed community of people who don't do anything by massage each other's ego.
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Post by: Turnsky on February 02, 2005, 02:18:48 am
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Originally posted by Liberator
Which is exactly what you get when you have such an exclosed community of people who don't do anything by massage each other's ego.


and wallets.
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 02, 2005, 04:14:26 am
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Originally posted by ngtm1r
If the pointless action movie goodness can't be sustained through a trailer, I don't think the boobs are going to be enough to keep the movie going.


Was I the only one who noticed a substantial lack of boobs for a videogame character? Kristanna Loken is like, a small C-cup at best.
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Post by: Ghost on February 02, 2005, 06:25:50 am
Hey now, Alien vs. Predator didn't have tits, and it also didn't have a good storyline... but I still liked it, so tits don't make or break a bad movie.
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Post by: Rictor on February 02, 2005, 07:15:29 am
KT, by game standards ever woman on this planet has almost nonexistant titties. Game designers are some seriously perverted people, and with very few exceptions the femals characters are all huge and scantly clad.

The only one I can think of right now that breaks the mold is Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, and even she is quite well endowed.
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Post by: Ransom on February 02, 2005, 08:30:55 am
Well the female characters in the Silent Hill games manage to avoid being oversexed. Personally I'm getting fairly annoyed with the whole thing, most cases I can put up with it but on occasion it can just ruin a game, like Warrior Within (I know a lot of people will say that's far from the only thing wrong with the game, but eh).
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 02, 2005, 09:31:44 am
Well, I borrowed House of the Dead from my friend. And I will watch it tonight. I gotta give the director the benefit of a doubt anyohw. Been bashing him without even seeing a single movie of his made me feel a bit guilty. But still the trailers look like they suck. Though on a positive note, they say that Bloodrayne will be either nc-17 or r-rated. Though doesent look like it. There's supposed to be exclusive gore and a bit of lesbian erotics as well. Still looks like crap though.

And on a negative note... I heard that Doom will be.... PG-13!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :mad::hopping:
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Post by: Ford Prefect on February 02, 2005, 02:25:21 pm
You guys are such party poopers, totally deflating the magic of needless violence, cleavage, and generally mindless entertainment. :doubt:
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 02, 2005, 03:56:32 pm
I love midless action and the like. What I really hate is that when producers make a film about a game, they totally neglect the source material. If they want to make a midless action movie with huge cleavage, fine but if all that has nothing to do with the source material, why even bother to use the name of it? Well. A simple answer. Cause the name alone will sell the movie.  The toon about Doom and metroid prime stated it perfectly. Just as long as the name is still attached, it will sell.
Its cheap tacics man. Right now, what they're cooking up for doom sounds interesting, if not familiar to Resident Evil. But if they change the name, then I'll be fine with it. Cause what they're doing isn't Doom. If they want to make a film about a game, they should stick to the source material.
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Post by: .::Tin Can::. on February 02, 2005, 04:36:53 pm
"...she lusts..."

:lol:
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Post by: Grey Wolf on February 02, 2005, 05:54:54 pm
IIRC, Bastilla in KotOR wasn't "super endowed", and that game sold very well.
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Post by: Nuclear1 on February 02, 2005, 06:15:32 pm
[stupid] Hmm... Bloodrayne's got Udo Kier in it. I might just go see it. [/stupid]

Holy crap, I almost fell for it.
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 02, 2005, 06:41:37 pm
I just finnished watching House of the dead....

That movie must have taken 10 years off my life...  T'was a very poor film. However, one slight redeeming aspect of it was some nifty little camera work in the big zombie shooting scene. Kinda cool matrix rapes. But nothing original. Characters are so cliched its comical, the dialogue.... We wont go there.

Then theres Alone in the Dark. Also a very poor movie. An improvement on House, but still a horribly achieved piece of cinematic gamesploitation. Nothing similar to the game. That movies  slight positive is Christian Slater. Never the less, the action is poor, the camera work is poor, the plot is poor, the dialogue...

.... I have come to the conclusion that this Director has somehow fallen into a loophole of filmaking. I could almost call it a renneisance of poor cinematic creation of the likes we've never seen since the 1950-70's teenage horror drive-in b-movie era. I truly think that in 20-30 years his movies will be on some b-film buffs shelf as  cult classics for being so poor.

But wwho knows. John Carpenter did Dark Star before The Thing, orBig trouble in Little China. Maybe Boll will make something worthwhile... At some point...Hopefully...
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Post by: .::Tin Can::. on February 02, 2005, 07:02:49 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
IIRC, Bastilla in KotOR wasn't "super endowed", and that game sold very well.


Well you know how today's OTHER RPG's work...

"The less clothes, the more boost to armor and health you get!"

Seems now that when playing World of Warcraft, the most scantly-clad armor for the chicks is the most powerful...

Then again, I'm not complaining.
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Post by: Setekh on February 04, 2005, 12:50:44 am
I hope the Halo movie will be better. ;)
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 04, 2005, 05:21:34 pm
Yeah. Microsoft just hired the writer for 28 days later to write the script for Halo.
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Post by: neo_hermes on February 04, 2005, 11:39:37 pm
Sam Raimi is thinking about making an Evil Dead 4 aka Army of Darkness 2 after Spider man and The Grudge has been done to death.

Edit: oh yeah sry for derailing the thread.
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 05, 2005, 10:28:29 am
I just watched the Grudge. I was severly dissapointed. I'm starting to get worried if I'm turning into a pretencious film critic asshole. I'm gonna sit down, watch brain dead, evil dead trilogy, starship troopers and Band of Brothers... Maybe then I can once again raise my love for movies.
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Post by: Janos on February 05, 2005, 10:57:21 am
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Yeah. Microsoft just hired the writer for 28 days later to write the script for Halo.


Their love was eternal. so was the war! romantic drama about two young people who love each other and the man then goes off to fight aliens in NOXXOROCOXOXOOXXXOX and the chick is so depressed and there are zombies and ROGUE ELEMENTS and apparently the war is just a scam and there are references to "halo", a superweapon carried by leader of the aliens, Master Chief, who is a woman as well and uses energy eye beams and stuff to subjugate the loyal allies of humans - the Grunts! after this the guy then falls down to alien homeland THE HIGH CHARITY where he fights the master chief armada with his Warthog-rifle and is supported by his girlfriend who pilots a Pelican-class battledreadnoughstarttesticle or something while the EARTH IS IN DANGER

That's a Halo film by Hollywood to you! All film adaptations of games are, by default, going to suck.
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 05, 2005, 12:10:20 pm
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649&p= ( not a joke article, either, by the tone of it)
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 05, 2005, 02:18:58 pm
Wow... I wish that could be a hundred percent true, but it seems too, heated and ranted to sound absolutely real. I've read many interviews with Uwe Boll, and it doesent seem to show him have poor english. I should see a live interview. Because that article makes him look like the most inept retard on the planet. Which he probably is, but I doubt he's THAT bad.