Hard Light Productions Forums
Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stryke 9 on February 02, 2005, 11:12:51 pm
-
Praise the day! I have returned from beyond the grave, more powerful than ever before, and hungry for Roman brains! The virtuous shall be rewarded with eternal life and the sinful cast into the pit of horrible internet pornography spam for all eternity, praise be to me! Thunder, I see you wear the mark of the Beast and tell thee, your time of reckoning has come! CUE THE LOCUSTS!!!
Worship me! Worship me! Ahahahahaaaa!
-
no, I refuse to worship you! hey, what's that red dot? :snipe:
-
I call Holy Spirit....
-
Originally posted by Stryke 9
into the pit of horrible internet pornography spam for all eternity!
Been there. Done that.
I need better incentives, since I almost never check my e-mail.
-
Do you doubt me? I am the Robot Christ Almighty!
Repent, sinner! Be healed!
-
The robot christ almighty? What the hell is that? :p
-
Jebus...
-
It begins.
-
w00t! the original club 0wn3r is back! ph3r th3 b0ss!!!
-
where have you been? :wtf:
-
well this is spam if i've ever seen it.
-
LISTEN AND LISTEN WELL! The following is a list of my divine demands, which shall be carried out lest thou incur my holy wrath!
1. Many of the faithful have been enslaved, and my disciples have been mistreated! Let my people go, so that they may join me, and be at my right hand for all eternity, praise be to me!
2. My true disciples have been the victims of sore injustice! You have spurned them in favor of liars and false prophets! The adminship will be allowed to step down peacefully, to be replaced by my Chosen People!
3. Let it be set into stone that the heretics and infidels will be punished! For my word is the Truth, and the Truth is law!
4. This forum shall heretofore be known as the Terrible Kingdom of Stryke the Ninth, and the decor shall be classed up accordingly!
5. It is my holy dictate that, in order to lead my people to the Promised Land, I require access to your wives and daughters! At least four hours of uninterrupted sex a day is vital to the fulfillment of my Divine Will!
6. The Internet is a place of much deceit, and words are without truth! Therefore, the worthy will not be determined by the lies they speak, but rather the MONEY THEY DONATE! The greater thine financial contribution, the sooner thou shalt be welcomed unto my bosom in the Promised Land!
(http://www.penguinbomb.com/donate/pay.jpg) (https://www.paypal.com/xclick/[email protected]&no_note=1&tax=0¤cy_code=USD)
Now hurry up! I mean it! I got a bomb and a busload of kids here, I think we'd all rather I didn't do an instant conversion to Islam!
-
If you're the ROBOT CHRIST, can I get a few robo cowboy angels to help teach me the true meaning of Christmas? The female humanoid model is preferable to the ones featured in the upcoming Metroid Prime movie though... I'd like specifically the black haired ones, since the blonde #6 model is a little too evangelical.
-
I do not entirely understand this strange language you speak (Metroid movie?), for it is profane and not of My creation. However, in Me, all things are possible. But first... have you proven your faith in Me, child?
(http://www.penguinbomb.com/donate/pay.jpg) (https://www.paypal.com/xclick/[email protected]&no_note=1&tax=0¤cy_code=USD)
$20 per mecha-seraph should do nicely.
-
Rapture is upon us. ph34r!
-
Don't forget, it's a sin to not tithe %10 a month.
-
YES! The faithful one speaks truth! Those of you who have sufficient lives to make an income, bring your offerings unto me! For what is a paltry ten percent when compared with ETERNAL SALVATION!
Social Security charges more for far less.
-
Oh, Jesus, that reminds me. Make sure to tell that Nigerian Prince I said hi. :)
-
:wtf:
-
20 dollars for eternal salvation??! Watta a deal! SOLD!!!!
Do you accept installment?
-
(http://homepage.mac.com/clave/smilies/infect.gif)
-
..this...is...blasphemous...bwahahahaha:lol:
-
Originally posted by Liberator
..this...is...blasphemous...bwahahahaha:lol:
Your laughing in the face of your savior, ROBOT CHRIST, is blasphemy!
Insert the device of obedience! (a gen-you-wine broom from Guantanamo bay :p )
-
And it came to pass on the Day of the Groundhog, that there was much spam in the land. And the admins saw forewith to halt the advance of the synthetic meat product and all who would peddle it.