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Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Goober5000 on February 04, 2005, 02:55:54 pm
http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2691638,00.html

This is disgusting.  She won the lawsuit, can you believe it? :rolleyes: Another sign of society going down the tubes.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: vyper on February 04, 2005, 03:03:19 pm
Someone should've snuck up behind her in court and throw ice cubes down her back. That'd give her a proper panic attack and hopefully get rid of the stupid *****.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Fineus on February 04, 2005, 03:11:08 pm
Gotta go with Vyper on this one... the idea that the girls scared her into hospital is laughable. The girls should return and do something actually unpleasent to her at some stage, she really deserves it.
Title: Re: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: MatthewPapa on February 04, 2005, 03:14:19 pm
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Originally posted by Goober5000
http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2691638,00.html

This is disgusting.  She won the lawsuit, can you believe it? :rolleyes: Another sign of society going down the tubes.


This is BULL****.
Surely they will appeal the results.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: TrashMan on February 04, 2005, 03:22:33 pm
the sheer depths of stupidity....

Only in USA.....
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: IceFire on February 04, 2005, 03:37:21 pm
Total bull****.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: aldo_14 on February 04, 2005, 03:41:13 pm
I believe the appropriate expresison is 'what the ****?!'
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Thorn on February 04, 2005, 04:01:42 pm
I'm too lazy to write it again, so I'll quote myself from another forum.
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This is why I love Canada. Something like this wouldnt fly in court here. The judge would just say "Quit wasting my time you dolt" and that would be the end of it.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Ghostavo on February 04, 2005, 04:01:49 pm
If this wasn't sad I would be laughing my arse off...

What's sadder, this being real or us believing in this? :blah:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: IceFire on February 04, 2005, 04:05:08 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn
I'm too lazy to write it again, so I'll quote myself from another forum.
 

Yeah....good one.

Like the Americans that sued the Canadian government because they thought they got a cold by touring the parliament buildings.  That lasted all of 10 seconds...
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: castor on February 04, 2005, 04:08:36 pm
One more glorious victory for Justice! :doubt:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Tiara on February 04, 2005, 04:15:16 pm
Here such a case wouldn't even go to court in the first place. In many other countries it would never have gone to court either

I really don't know why such cases are even accepted into the court in America. Seriously :rolleyes:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: karajorma on February 04, 2005, 04:21:10 pm
I've always said that the correct response to any such stupid case is to invent an even more ridiculous counter claim and sue for the exact same amount.

For instance these two girls should have sued for their pain and suffering from the woman not eating their cookies. :D
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on February 04, 2005, 06:11:34 pm
It has my gamer handle in the article...

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A Durango judge Thursday awarded Young almost $900 to recoup[/U] her medical bills. She received nothing for pain and suffering.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Corsair on February 04, 2005, 06:35:35 pm
:shaking:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: FireCrack on February 04, 2005, 07:36:38 pm
People that do this should get a massive sentance.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Nico on February 04, 2005, 07:49:32 pm
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She thought perhaps they were [...] some neighbors she had tangled with in the past, she said.


I wonder how's that possible????

*****.

Only in USA, yeah, but I have to add, I think only in USA I'd see 18 years old girls coming at my place to offer cookies. that's a nice thought :p Guess it will never happen again tho :doubt:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: icespeed on February 04, 2005, 08:00:44 pm
maybe she was a recent outpatient from the psych ward at the local hospital, suffering from mild schizophrenia (one symptom of which is paranoia).

... well, it's possible.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Taristin on February 04, 2005, 08:05:14 pm
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Originally posted by karajorma
I've always said that the correct response to any such stupid case is to invent an even more ridiculous counter claim and sue for the exact same amount.

For instance these two girls should have sued for their pain and suffering from the woman not eating their cookies. :D


:lol:


If I ever have a frivelous lawsuit against me, I will remember this. :D
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Nico on February 04, 2005, 08:09:29 pm
What bothers me is not that she sued, it's that she won :doubt:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Taristin on February 04, 2005, 08:12:17 pm
Heh, it can bother you, but, living here, it scares the crap out of me. :nervous:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Nico on February 04, 2005, 08:25:32 pm
I can understand, indeed...
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Bobboau on February 04, 2005, 08:38:55 pm
I've been sued, for $50,000, and I lost
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on February 04, 2005, 08:57:04 pm
****ing cu-nt.

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Young said she believes that the girls should not have been running from door to door late at night.

"Something bad could have happened to them," she said.


Yeah, like being set upon by some ***** with a serious case of paranoia.

To reiterate my previous feelings, I am SO GOD-DAMNED ASHAMED of my country.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Nico on February 04, 2005, 09:09:02 pm
I like your quote, let me modify it some:
"something bad could have happened, so I sued them"
Lol.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: 01010 on February 04, 2005, 10:21:19 pm
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Originally posted by Nico


Only in USA, yeah, but I have to add, I think only in USA I'd see 18 years old girls coming at my place to offer cookies. that's a nice thought :p Guess it will never happen again tho :doubt:


Some people just don't know a good thing when they got it huh?
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: .::Tin Can::. on February 04, 2005, 11:03:45 pm
Well, another Stella Award to give out.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Rictor on February 05, 2005, 06:24:35 am
I say they let the conviction pass, take their punishment and just say thank you.

Why? Double jeopardy. You can't be convicted of the same offence twice. Which means they would have free reign to terrorise the woman for as long as they live, without any legal consequences. And she would deserve every minute of it. Two 18 year olds spend their time baking you cakes, and you sue them!? Sorry, but thats just evil.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Fineus on February 05, 2005, 06:36:22 am
Out of interest, why can't you be convicted of the same offence twice?

I mean - say  you break into someones home and stab them with a knife. You're convicted (but released / let off / whatever..). You do it again. Are you saying you can't be convicted for the second crime?

Also, couldn't they be convicted of something else (harassment perhaps, or some other loophole) if anything else happened?
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Swamp_Thing on February 05, 2005, 06:43:21 am
Double jeopardy means you can´t be tried for the same crime twice. If you are tried for killing a man and serve jail time, and that man happens to be alive, you can kill him without any problems because you were already tried.

In your example Kalfireth, those are not the same crime. They are similar crimes, but the victims are not the same.

Double jeopardy only works for situations where you are found guilty. If you are found not guilty, they can still take you to trial if new evidence is uncovered.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Kie99 on February 05, 2005, 06:58:55 am
What if I mugged someone and stole there wallet, then I got 6 Months in jail for it, could I go and mug that person again after I'd served my time?
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: SadisticSid on February 05, 2005, 07:21:10 am
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Originally posted by Rictor
I say they let the conviction pass, take their punishment and just say thank you.

Why? Double jeopardy. You can't be convicted of the same offence twice. Which means they would have free reign to terrorise the woman for as long as they live, without any legal consequences. And she would deserve every minute of it. Two 18 year olds spend their time baking you cakes, and you sue them!? Sorry, but thats just evil.


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Originally posted by Swamp_Thing
Double jeopardy means you can´t be tried for the same crime twice. If you are tried for killing a man and serve jail time, and that man happens to be alive, you can kill him without any problems because you were already tried.

In your example Kalfireth, those are not the same crime. They are similar crimes, but the victims are not the same.

Double jeopardy only works for situations where you are found guilty. If you are found not guilty, they can still take you to trial if new evidence is uncovered.


Who taught you guys this rubbish? Double jeopardy means you can't be tried for the same crime more than once, regardless of the outcome of the trial. Some people are trying to dismiss the rule if significant new evidence is found, but IIRC this hasn't happened in the UK yet. If you try to kill someone twice, then it's two crimes, not one, each for which you can be tried once.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Rictor on February 05, 2005, 10:03:07 am
Well, apparently Tee Vee has led me astray yet again.
Damn!
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: aldo_14 on February 05, 2005, 12:53:14 pm
Incidentally, in Scotland there is a 'not proven' verdict which allows retrial if new evidence is found.

And SadisticSid is right; double jeopardy means a single crime, not offence - the point is that you risk someone being scapegoated by being repeatedly tried for the same crime over and over again until they are convicetd by a sympathetic jury (or simply to keep them held behind bars).  It also means a trial has to have sufficient evidence to be worthwhile.

Apparently, in 2003 the rules against double jeopardy were relaced by blunkett (uk).
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 05, 2005, 01:14:54 pm
Holy ****.

This is why I'm sick of our judicial system. :doubt:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: pyro-manic on February 05, 2005, 04:27:07 pm
What the f*ck is wrong with your judges? Are they that f*cking stupid that they think that a load of bollocks like this can be valid EVER??????


For f**k's sake..... :blah:

Edit: **** it, start the revolution now. All you Americans, go and re-found your country. Get yourself an assault rifle (you can get 'em easily now the ban's been repealed), go out and shoot all the ****ing stupid people, and put some intelligent people in positions involving actual decision-making...


Wheee! Isn't nihilism fun?
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: TrashMan on February 05, 2005, 04:40:33 pm
You know, I talked about this caase with my sister and her husband (both lawyers)... they were stunned as you were...
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Stealth on February 06, 2005, 01:03:47 am
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
What if I mugged someone and stole there wallet, then I got 6 Months in jail for it, could I go and mug that person again after I'd served my time?


yes, you could, but you'd get tried and put in jail again... because they're different crimes...

there's nothing sinister about double jeapardy... basically if someone is accused of murder, and found guilty, and you serve your time... you can't be accused of that same murder again:  you've been found guilty of the crime already.  

also, anyone remember that burglar who robbed a couple's garage while they were on vacation, and he broke his leg while he was in the garage, and couldn't get out, and so he was stuck there for like 4 days until the couple got home, and he sued them, and won ?

EDIT: wrong wording
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Arraxis on February 06, 2005, 01:59:43 am
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Originally posted by Stealth
also, anyone remember that burglar who robbed a couple's garage while they were on vacation, and he broke his leg while he was in the garage, and couldn't get out, and so he was stuck there for like 4 days until the couple got home, and he sued them, and won ?



WTF? What kind of a judge and jury would actually side with this guy? I mean, do they only let idiots become jurors and judges?

This makes me want to get into law just so I can put a stop to **** like this!
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Thorn on February 06, 2005, 02:52:59 pm
Update (http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2695569,00.html)
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Nico on February 06, 2005, 04:06:59 pm
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There were other factions. A small but intense group was incensed that anyone would consider 10:30 p.m. "too late." It's really early, they said.


lol :p
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Tiara on February 06, 2005, 04:22:51 pm
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two 18-year-old Durango girls were sued for something they did last summer:

I know what you did last summer :drevil:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Rictor on February 06, 2005, 05:12:00 pm
Damnit Thorn, there's two crappy puns in the first two sentences. It must be a pretty major deal over at journalist school, there seems to be an almost obsessive compulsion to use puns at every concievable opportunity.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: redmenace on February 06, 2005, 05:51:34 pm
Another reason I hate the judicial branch.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: karajorma on February 06, 2005, 06:08:14 pm
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The judge awarded only $1 for damages, even though he could have given the plaintiff lost wages and the cost of new motion- sensor lights for her porch and more. She had itemized about $3,000 in all.


She wanted the girls to pay for her new sensor lights! Now I'm really annoyed! It's bad enough if that she had a panic attack over someone delivering cookies and wanted to be paid back for her medical bills but this $3000 bill sounds entirely too much like an attempt to fleece the girls.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on February 06, 2005, 06:59:21 pm
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Meanwhile, the Otis Spunkmeyer cookie-making company is offering to hold an event in Durango to set things right.

"Cookies are the ultimate comfort food," spokeswoman Liz Rayo said. "We don't want anyone sued over cookies. Cookies are good. This is an emotional issue for us."


:wakka:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Hippo on February 06, 2005, 08:02:20 pm
I don't think its a big problem with the court in this one, but rather, a bigger problem with the woman :p ...
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Stealth on February 06, 2005, 09:09:45 pm
rest assured that the said woman will be hated for the rest of her life in the community.  probably a lot worse things than someone dropping cookies on her porch will be done to her in the future
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Ulala on February 07, 2005, 03:11:18 am
Meh, almost poetic justice with the whole Otis Spunkmeyer (sp?) thing.. that's classic. :nod:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Knight Templar on February 07, 2005, 03:23:08 am
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One church group wrote that members were very concerned because one of its favorite programs is for youths to ring doorbells, drop off treats and run. Another church group in South Carolina said it had young men in its congregation who would like to correspond with the Durango bakers.


:lol:
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: BlackDove on February 07, 2005, 05:38:10 am
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Originally posted by IceFire
Total bull****.


Signed.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Dunbar on February 07, 2005, 12:44:21 pm
You guys do know that all of the TV judges preside over small claims court, right?  It isn't exactly america's last bastion of legal know-how.  Besides, small claims court judges are elected, if you're going to blame somebody for this, blame the voters not the judicial system.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Triple Ace on February 07, 2005, 12:45:36 pm
I heard that on the radio today.
Title: Woman sues neighbors who gave her cookies
Post by: Thorn on February 07, 2005, 05:14:36 pm
I've got three words for you Americans to bring up during the next election:
****ING TORT REFORM