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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: phreak on February 08, 2005, 07:22:01 pm
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and its only february
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.
Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20050208/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc
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nnngh!
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:ick:
Stupid stupid people.
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As my friend I just told on AIM simply put it...
holy ****!
Man...people are ****ed. I mean, first they want to start a new alliance in Polaris and overthrow the GTVA and create an alliance with the Shivans, now they cut their testicles off. What's next, the SCP creating a doomsday weapon? :rolleyes:
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Err. I think it's high time that you and Kie step away from the PC's and get some fresh air... go to the big room with the blue ceiling, and that insanely bright ceiling lamp...
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HLP has allready made a doomsday weapon, it's called the "n00b".:lol:
*EDIT" Huh? I posted after Raa.:lol:
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Oh no! The forums are becoming aware! It's Terminator all over again! *big Sathanas flies over head and destroys the US*
AH!!!!!!!
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What... the... hell?!?!? :wtf: :shaking:
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omfg
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Aw, and it doesn't even say what his Blood alchohol content was.
I figure you gotta be really, really drunk to walk back to the bar after that.
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How much lager do you think you have to drink to not only say that you are going to cut your testes off, but actually go home and do it??
Nyug....
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*is building an underground bomber shelter because world is being taken over by stupid people* :yes:
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OUCH!
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This thread makes me queezy.
Which is odd, since very little does. I guess it's a little too close to home, though. :p
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Originally posted by Flipside
How much lager do you think you have to drink to not only say that you are going to cut your testes off, but actually go home and do it??
Nyug....
and then go back to the bar and show people you actually did it :wtf:
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:lol:
you know he wasnt getting any
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i like my testacles way too much for that
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social club? Since when are pubs called social clubs? Trying to make it sound like a sophisticated place as opposed to, well, a meeting place for people such as this fine young man.
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First reaction:
What...in...hell... :shaking:
Next reaction:
What...in...hell... :shaking:
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I believe the doctors will soon find he is a "nutter", a complete "nut" job!
:p
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You guys got to realize this WELSH Rugby fan's mindset. Frankly, the Welsh rugby team is god awful and it was a stroke of pure luck that they won. These Welshmen are very hardcore fans I bet as he was walking back to the bar he was singing "Men of Harlech" along with his blood stained Welsh rugby jersey (which is red in the first place). Don't get me wrong this guy is a pure idiot but I'm sure other Welsh fans have done even worse things to themselves after a Welsh rugby victory (rare as they are).
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That hurts just reading it.
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Originally posted by Night Hammer
i like my testacles way too much for that
i like your testicles too
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Look on the upside..... He can't contribute any more "stupid genes" to the gene pool.
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Why couldn't he have settled for Dry Roasted like everyone else?
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Originally posted by Viper1000
You guys got to realize this WELSH Rugby fan's mindset. Frankly, the Welsh rugby team is god awful and it was a stroke of pure luck that they won. These Welshmen are very hardcore fans I bet as he was walking back to the bar he was singing "Men of Harlech" along with his blood stained Welsh rugby jersey (which is red in the first place). Don't get me wrong this guy is a pure idiot but I'm sure other Welsh fans have done even worse things to themselves after a Welsh rugby victory (rare as they are).
Bit disappointed in the result, are we? The Welsh team is not "god awful", as you put it. They consistently get to the later stages of the World Cup, though they are notoriously "up and down" in terms of performance. Given the relative sizes of the populations of England and Wales (about 45 million IIRC compared to a little under 3 million) Wales did very well, and showed just how ****e England are at the moment (world champions? :lol: )
Your stereotyped reaction is insulting, quite frankly. The idea that someone does something stupid because they're Welsh is complete arse. Don't be so daft...
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But since he's still alive he shouldn't be able to receive a Darwin award.
On the other hand he removed himself from the human gene pool quite effective...si it's kind of an toss-up.
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Originally posted by Viper1000
You guys got to realize this WELSH Rugby fan's mindset. Frankly, the Welsh rugby team is god awful and it was a stroke of pure luck that they won. These Welshmen are very hardcore fans I bet as he was walking back to the bar he was singing "Men of Harlech" along with his blood stained Welsh rugby jersey (which is red in the first place). Don't get me wrong this guy is a pure idiot but I'm sure other Welsh fans have done even worse things to themselves after a Welsh rugby victory (rare as they are).
What in the name of **** are you on about?
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Originally posted by Col. Fishguts
But since he's still alive he shouldn't be able to receive a Darwin award.
On the other hand he removed himself from the human gene pool quite effective...si it's kind of an toss-up.
Nope. The Darwin Award has always taken people who've removed their ability to reproduce as candidates. Death is mearly a more extreme way of ensuring it :D
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According to the paper on the Train, his Testicles could not be saved, despite being put on ice by his mates, though he has, apparently been offered a pair of fake ones, fat lot of good they'll be.
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Well, I think there's an underlying moral to this story, and that is... um, that if you drink too much you might cut your nads off.
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Must have hurt cutting the pair loose from under the bridge...
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The moment my brain starts along that channel, I'm put on hold with some Classical Music, and nobody ever gets back to me...
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:lol:
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I would pass out before I would have that much to drink. What a retard. I hope he had kids if he wanted them, b/c he's out of luck now.
You just got to remember that everyday when you look in the mirror or walk down the street you are staring at somebody stupid.
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:eek2: Jeebus!
That's scary fandom, but like you said, no kids to follow in his line, so also quite good...
As for Welsh rugby - you can't knock it historically - they used to be the best team in the world bar none, it's the same with every team though, they fall from grace for a while, and everyone assumes they were always rubbish - it just ain't so. :doubt:
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Originally posted by Flipside
The moment my brain starts along that channel, I'm put on hold with some Classical Music, and nobody ever gets back to me...
do do de doo de do de do
do do de doo de do de do
de doo do de de da de da doo
That's the Blue Danube, so it is
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I think Strauss would be very happy.