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Title: Funny ship names
Post by: Woolie Wool on February 09, 2005, 03:14:46 pm: Come up with any really funny ship names, for a DEM-style campaign or something like that. If it's funny, list it here.

I'll start off with:

Repetition
Ignominious
Mutilation
Infinitesimal
Humiliator
Harridan
Offender
Devastated
Hermaphroditus
Nut (as in the Vasudan goddess)
Incompetent
Perpetrator
For Great Justice
Resistance is Futile
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Post by: kv1at3485 on February 09, 2005, 03:37:06 pm: Myxomatosis
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Post by: TrashMan on February 09, 2005, 03:45:13 pm: Hemeroid
Hepatitis
Penetrator
Collateral Damage
Title: Funny ship names
Post by: Woolie Wool on February 09, 2005, 03:58:17 pm: I already listed Perpetrator.

Just as a side comment, a couple good jokes could be made with the name Pollux:

"This is the GTCv Pollux. Stand down and surrender or we will open fire!"

"Negative, GTCV Bollocks, we wi--"

"It's 'Pollux', you idiot! Pollux! You will die for that! Gunnery control, fire at will!"
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Post by: InfernoGod on February 09, 2005, 03:57:08 pm: an0n :D
This...is in the wrong place. Stupid forums.
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Post by: Jal-18 on February 09, 2005, 04:21:30 pm: GTCV Suicidal Insanity (hehehe) ;)
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Post by: InfernoGod on February 09, 2005, 04:30:38 pm: GTVA Colossus! HAHAHA! Who would be dumb enough to name a ship that?! :rolleyes:
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Post by: Axem on February 09, 2005, 05:45:55 pm: ATVG Dyslexic
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Post by: Ghostavo on February 09, 2005, 06:04:34 pm: GTD Epilepsy

:D
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Post by: Aspa on February 09, 2005, 06:20:51 pm: Phear the GTC Septicum.
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Post by: Dark RevenantX on February 09, 2005, 09:22:56 pm: GTDr Master Bait

Dr stands for drone.
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Post by: Taristin on February 09, 2005, 09:32:13 pm: Not really funny names, so much as an excuse to be immature... :doubt:

Like any of you need an excuse for that, though. :p
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Post by: Knight Templar on February 10, 2005, 12:57:40 am: Plus, they lose any and all funny when you ask for / post them in the forum.
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Post by: Gloriano on February 10, 2005, 02:14:42 am: Uranus...
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Post by: mitac on February 10, 2005, 04:06:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by Axem
ATVG Dyslexic

:lol:
Title: Funny ship names
Post by: TrashMan on February 10, 2005, 08:31:10 am: Quote
Originally posted by Woolie Wool
I already listed Perpetrator.

Just as a side comment, a couple good jokes could be made with the name Pollux:

"This is the GTCv Pollux. Stand down and surrender or we will open fire!"

"Negative, GTCV Bollocks, we wi--"

"It's 'Pollux', you idiot! Pollux! You will die for that! Gunnery control, fire at will!"

LOL.. good one.. someone should do that in a DEM like campaign

and I written PENETRATOR!

anway..

Bull****
Rear Entry
Spontanious combustion
Self Destructor
GTD Getede
Fruitcake
W'R Ins'Ane
Mi By'tch
Scarlet Punpernickle
SJ Micheal Jackson
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Post by: Fergus on February 10, 2005, 10:22:04 am: GTD Reliable (one that gets blown up)
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Post by: Carl on February 10, 2005, 10:19:48 am: The GTC Archiac (Fenris class)
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Post by: Dark RevenantX on February 10, 2005, 07:30:08 pm: GTD Relentless
(fires one BFGreen beam and leaves when the enemy fires a S-Weak-AAA at it)
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Post by: Nuclear1 on February 11, 2005, 10:25:23 am: Can't go wrong the URA Idiot class of flagship ;)

PVD Hope(less)
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Post by: dan87uk on February 11, 2005, 10:41:43 am: anyone remember the GTC Vigilant?.....wasn't vigilant enought to avoid being killed by crappy rakshasa at the knossos gate
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Post by: Primus on February 11, 2005, 11:19:56 am: I saw GTD Circumcisio named ship once.. Disgusting.. :ick: I bet the FREDer didn't know what it means.. I hope........
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Post by: Kie99 on February 11, 2005, 01:10:11 pm: GTD Über L33tn355! A Fugly hecate
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Post by: Woolie Wool on February 11, 2005, 01:19:53 pm: Quote
Originally posted by nuclear1
Can't go wrong the URA Idiot class of flagship ;)

PVD Hope(less)

The Hope wasn't hopeless. You just suck.:p
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Post by: InfernoGod on February 12, 2005, 12:58:11 pm: GTD Constipation
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Post by: Singh on February 12, 2005, 01:00:52 pm: GTC You suck!
GTC Kiss my shiny metal ass!
GTD Pwned
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Post by: TrashMan on February 12, 2005, 04:29:13 pm: GTM Goner
GTM Final Rest
GTT Bullseye
GTCv Lactoscopy
GTJ Booooom
GTJ Useless death
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Post by: vyper on February 12, 2005, 04:46:52 pm: GTD Enema
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Post by: T-Man on February 12, 2005, 05:08:14 pm: I'm no comedian, but here goes...

GTC Ship
GTD Bigger ship
GTJ Even Bigger ship
GTSJ You get the idea...
GTD Gun with engines (recommend name for Golgotha class ship)
GTS Dogmeat (you'd think they'd arm support ships)
GVC GVC
GTFr Monty Python
GTF n00b (perfect name for a starter fighter)
GTCv Fluffy
SCa Epidemic
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Post by: Nuclear1 on February 12, 2005, 09:16:35 pm: :wtf:

Supposed to be funny?
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Post by: Taristin on February 12, 2005, 09:50:32 pm: This thread makes me think '2nd graders who just learned new words that their parent's don't allow them to say"... :p
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Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on February 16, 2005, 07:13:44 pm: NTF Vasuda Prime Memorial Battlecruiser

GTD Cruiser

GTC Fecal

GTD Cannon Fodder

GTCv Smattering

PVC Bosch

SD Friendly

GTDr Stealth

SD Earth Savior

and......

SSJ Viagra
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Post by: dan87uk on February 16, 2005, 07:32:20 pm: GTSJ Endgame

GTD Pie (omg a pie destroyer just jumped in!:shaking: :nervous: :eek2:
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Post by: NGTM-1R on February 16, 2005, 10:02:12 pm: I recall a campaign that gave Shivan ships names in Arabic...
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Post by: StratComm on February 16, 2005, 10:17:48 pm: Now that's just inappropriate. Were they arabic for some kind of evil god-being? It's doubtful as the language and islam are as tied as they are though.
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Post by: NGTM-1R on February 16, 2005, 11:03:27 pm: Names of less-then-well-regarded people. Like Khaddfi or Osama (SJ Osama, and a Ravana called Khaddfi.)
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Post by: Kie99 on February 17, 2005, 05:04:59 am: Arafat was in that one too IIRC.

GTD Orff
GTC Galatea
SC Beast
Get where I'm going with this?
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Post by: NGTM-1R on February 17, 2005, 06:42:52 am: In the direction of the SFr Eva?
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Post by: Mongoose on February 17, 2005, 03:36:11 pm: GVCv Dild...er, Peni..., er, Sobek? :p
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Post by: Woolie Wool on February 17, 2005, 03:54:46 pm: That's not funny.

Quote
Originally posted by vyper
GTD Enema

Neither is that.
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Post by: Goober5000 on February 17, 2005, 03:59:55 pm: This is way overdue for a closure.