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Title: And on the subject of testicles..........
Post by: aldo_14 on February 10, 2005, 02:09:00 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Ouch
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Post by: Dark_4ce on February 10, 2005, 02:12:22 pm
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

She ripped his damn testicle off and tried to swallow it!!!!!!! :eek: :wtf:



.........:blah:
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Post by: vyper on February 10, 2005, 02:20:40 pm
I bet he'll never tell a girl to eat him again... ;)
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Post by: Ford Prefect on February 10, 2005, 02:29:36 pm
I'm beginning to think that widespread incidents of testicular trauma are the first sign of the Apocolypse.
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Post by: Taristin on February 10, 2005, 03:03:35 pm
:blah:, :lol:, and :shaking:


All at once.
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Post by: Flipside on February 10, 2005, 03:17:11 pm
Why is this happening here :nervous:

Remind me never to annoy Sharon ;)
Title: meh
Post by: Getter Robo G on February 10, 2005, 03:26:57 pm
"I challenge myself to understand why I did that" - oh really?

Here's a suggestion lady... Cause you're a PSYCHO!!!! ? ;7

Anyway that's bad but what about the guy in scotland (I think) who made teh boast if his team loses he would cut off his balls.

His team lost so he chopped them off and went to the pub and displayed them, now he's in the hospital in critical condition..

   Ok kiddies I think we need like an eleventh commandment, "Thou shall NOT hurt the Pee Pee!" :lol:
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Post by: Rictor on February 10, 2005, 03:30:34 pm
Pulled them off!?

She must be one crazy *****, and strong too.
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Post by: Taristin on February 10, 2005, 03:38:56 pm
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Originally posted by Flipside
Why is this happening here :nervous:
 


And just what is that supposed to mean?  

Like you don't have a large portion of nutjobs in your coutry. :p


They're just more vocal here... :doubt:
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 10, 2005, 03:48:58 pm
Normally it's the cold that removes our testicles, though.
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Post by: vyper on February 10, 2005, 03:54:21 pm
It seems most Scotsmen lose their testicals many times a winter. We seem to regain them almost immediately.
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Post by: Falcon on February 10, 2005, 04:16:57 pm
That story: :lol: :wtf:
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Post by: Andreas on February 10, 2005, 04:17:28 pm
Don't post these damn things here anymore! :shaking: I already almost fainted and threw up about that first one already. :ick:
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Post by: Corsair on February 10, 2005, 04:34:41 pm
:ick: :wtf: :shaking: :eek2:


God... enough with the de-balling already.
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Post by: Goober5000 on February 10, 2005, 06:50:11 pm
You know, there's a law against this sort of thing...
Quote
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
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Post by: BlackDove on February 10, 2005, 06:55:43 pm
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
.........:blah:
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Post by: phreak on February 10, 2005, 06:57:08 pm
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."


:wtf:; however for some reason i'm actually laughing at his plight.
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Post by: Turambar on February 10, 2005, 07:12:06 pm
sympathy pain ...


ow
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Post by: Stealth on February 10, 2005, 07:19:03 pm
it sounds like more of a joke than anything else...

two things:
1)  if a woman grabs at my testicles, i'm not just going to watch, i mean, he's a man, and naturally stronger than her, you'd think that he'd be able to do something with her hand on his testicles.  then again, i guess it's just that easy for a testicle to come off.  that's scary :shaking:

2)  what's even worse if that she tried to EAT it... i mean i can still understand if in her rage she grabbed at his genitals, and ripped off his testicle, but then EATING it?!  that's insane!  she should be sentenced to a mental institution if anything
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Post by: vyper on February 10, 2005, 07:22:17 pm
Or forced to work in Ramsey's kitchen.
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Post by: Scuddie on February 10, 2005, 08:28:46 pm
Haha!  Man, is that guy a loser!
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Post by: Liberator on February 10, 2005, 09:36:27 pm
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Originally posted by vyper
I bet he'll never tell a girl to eat him again... ;)


Well, since it doesn't actually go there...

I would never ask a girl to do that anyway, of course this is coming from someone who can't ask a girl to dinner or even lunch cause he frelling damned to hell cretin who can't open up to anyone about anything personal.
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Post by: vyper on February 10, 2005, 09:49:21 pm
[q]Well, since it doesn't actually go there...[/q]
Buh? I'm either missing your joke or you're missing some vital information about fellatio.

[q]I would never ask a girl to do that anyway, of course this is coming from someone who can't ask a girl to dinner or even lunch cause he frelling damned to hell cretin who can't open up to anyone about anything personal.[/q]

STOP IT *beats Lib around the head with a pity stick*
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Post by: Taristin on February 10, 2005, 09:59:32 pm
*breaks the pity stick*

*beats Lib with the self-confidence stick*
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Post by: Liberator on February 10, 2005, 10:39:39 pm
*self confidence stick self destructs from the power drain*
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Post by: Goober5000 on February 11, 2005, 12:55:46 am
Liberator, you're crossing the line from drawing sympathy to drawing annoyance.  You're being a bit of a drama queen.
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Post by: Night Hammer on February 11, 2005, 01:00:21 am
yeah dude grow a pair......damn what a thread to say this in:p
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Post by: Liberator on February 11, 2005, 01:05:11 am
Maybe you're right...

My life has been one ****box after another though, emotionally speaking.  The only time I can ever really being anything remotely resembling happy is when I worked at Marvin's.

I've seem to have spent my entire life trying to please my father and fit his model of what he want's me to be, but it never seems to be enough...
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Post by: Goober5000 on February 11, 2005, 01:22:06 am
Maybe you need a vacation from the forums.

I'm serious.  You're not going to meet any RL friends here, except in rare circumstances.  You're not a member of any projects.  So you're not making good use of your time.  Get out and about.
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Post by: Swamp_Thing on February 11, 2005, 03:44:28 am
Seems there´s a lot of "nut jobs" out there.

I´m amazed as to how these guys survived, after that. We have some serious blood vessels in our balls. One would bleed to death, if not treated fast. And it also hurts like hell. Like "great balls of fire"! :p
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Post by: pyro-manic on February 11, 2005, 04:00:56 am
:wtf:

:blah:
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Post by: WMCoolmon on February 11, 2005, 04:08:02 am
I got halfway through the first page. :shaking:

Lib, your parents will never be 'satisfied' with what you do. It's an evil manipulative tactic called "trying to get you to do your best." On the whole it's never a good idea to base your self-image entirely on what other people say - they'll just keep raising the standards they hold you to, but still think less of you when you don't meet them, oftentimes.
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Post by: Clave on February 11, 2005, 05:17:55 am
Why should any kid worry about what thier parents think?

That's not the things are done!  Get rebellious mofos! :p
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Post by: aldo_14 on February 11, 2005, 03:28:18 pm
Lib, no offence, but just stop ****ing whining and do something about it.
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Post by: delta_7890 on February 11, 2005, 04:35:24 pm
No kidding.  It's not just getting old, it's gotten old.  No one wants to hear it.
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Post by: Goober5000 on February 11, 2005, 09:19:07 pm
Indeed.  And to enforce a change of subject, thread closed.