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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dark_4ce on March 13, 2005, 04:54:16 pm
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Speechless am I about this...
Behold...
Herbie: Fully Loaded (http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/herbie_fully_loaded/) :shaking:
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mmm... Lindsay Lohan
I mean.. err... looks dumb.
:nervous:
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That's it. Hollywood is officially out of ideas.
They might want to take note of what happened to the music industry when they decided that they could get away with just recycling the same crap over and over again to us.
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What's that I hear?
"Moooo!"
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Damn. And there was me hoping this would be another mass-murdering AI gone rogue movie.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Damn. And there was me hoping this would be another mass-murdering AI gone rogue movie.
You never know. Maybe they hook Herbie up to an Atari.
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Jeryko, you dont perhaps, support them do you... cauze if you did.... i dont think we can guarentee your saftey 0.o
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He's just following Interitus' lead from the Penguinbomb forums, as shown by his avatar:
http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum/member.php?u=143
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childhood... fadeing...
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Oh....my...God...*cries*
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Support what? To be honest, I have no idea what this movie is about. I can only guess this movie will ruin something you all like a lot.
Maybe, the only good thing to come out of this movie is Linds...oh nevermind, 17 year old hormones are raging :nervous:
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I'll just stare. :blah:
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So, when does Hollywood collapse into a void of infinite darkness?
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Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded
...starring Herbie if anyone cares.
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You know I just had a great idea of how to put those small, medium, large trailer buttons to better use.
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Am I the only one that finds the 'wink' on that site background somewhat disturbing?
(http://movies.apple.com/trailers/disney/herbie_fully_loaded/assets/bg.jpg)
I mean, look at it....the other eyes being pulled open, possibly by judicious use of sellotape. That's just not right; anyone who puts that amount of effort into a wink - and seemingly enjoys it - needs a good flaying.
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on the bright side, at least they're sticking with the original bug.
but yeah.. hollywood is dead.. this is just the aftermath... like the stench from a decomposing corpse.
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Incidentally, Herbie would so get the **** kicked out him by a mini from the original Italian Job. He might be a wonderbug, but he's soft.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Am I the only one that finds the 'wink' on that site background somewhat disturbing?
I mean, look at it....the other eyes being pulled open, possibly by judicious use of sellotape. That's just not right; anyone who puts that amount of effort into a wink - and seemingly enjoys it - needs a good flaying.
Nope you're not the only one. It is pretty disturbing indeed.
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See, if a girl winked at you like that in town, she'd either be coming heavily onto you....or retarded.
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I find it disturbing because she only a sinister dull orangey brown light thingy staring out from those dead, dead eyes.
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She appears to have 2 black eyes. Which in this case can only be a good thing.
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Oh. My. God.
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oh..my....god.......
Herbie was one of the few movies I loved during my childhood.....and now hollywood wants to ruin it?
.............................................................. ..............jeez, capitalism sure seems to suck in the long term.
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Well after The Magic Roundabout I suppose this was on the cards. "One of our dinosaurs is missing" next I reckon.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
See, if a girl winked at you like that in town, she'd either be coming heavily onto you....or retarded.
...or both.
I just saw the trailer yesterday, and while I never really liked the Herbie movies, this relly looks totally retarded.
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Shouldn't you postpone your final judgement until after the movie is released? :p
But yes, doesn't look to promising... :doubt:
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Alpha 2: Damn, Hollywood let creativity escape!
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Now before we all jump on Hollywood, let's try to remember that most of what is produced in any form of art is going to be fecal matter. Hollywood produces a lot of bad movies and some good ones, which is the best we can ask for.
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Yes, but remaking movies into **** movies is like eating **** and producing more **** from the **** you just ate.
Which is just nasty.
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Pfft, like any of the Herbie movies were good in the first place.
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Wasnt the last herbie movie about a nazi scientist who was developing sentient war machines and accidentally created herb? Then later the bad guys make their own evil herbie, and they duke it out? It had Bruce Campbell.
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Are you sure you're not thinking of Army of Darkness?
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Hell no! geez, this is ME were talking about! :D
Nono, I mean THIS:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119571/combined
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[q]Together, they must battle a dastardly racer and his devil-car "Horace".[/q]
Horace.
What....the....****.......
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:lol:
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Yes, but remaking movies into **** movies is like eating **** and producing more **** from the **** you just ate.
Which is just nasty.
...And that is just sig material :p
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You crybabies!
This is just bringing Herbie to the new generation that missed it first time round...
...which can only be a good thing...
...for some...
...but...
OK, a polished turd is still a turd *sigh* you are all correct in your analysis. :ick:
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Originally posted by Clave
OK, a polished turd is still a turd *sigh* you are all correct in your analysis. :ick:
Not only that, some poor bastard has to polish that turd. Can you imagine a worse job? (well, being Uwe Boll maybe......)
Some poor sod is going to go around life with a 'Herbie:Reloaded' credit on their CV..... they'll not only be hounded from every interview they go to, the interviewers will chase them down and beat them up with a potted plant as soon as they're out the door.
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Some poor sod is going to go around life with a 'Herbie:Reloaded' credit on their CV..... they'll not only be hounded from every interview they go to, the interviewers will chase them down and beat them up with a potted plant as soon as they're out the door.
you know you can choose to not put things on your cv, right?
also, this movie will own. I will now preorder ten copies of the dvd.
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:lol: :wtf: I just know you are not serious.....I hope....
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Originally posted by kode
you know you can choose to not put things on your cv, right?
imdb.com
See? - there can be no escape from the dark lord of Herbie
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Originally posted by Clave
:lol: :wtf: I just know you are not serious.....I hope....
you're right. I have yet to find a store that takes preorders on it.
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Coming soon to a cinema near you:
Dirty Dozen (A bunch of criminals kick terrorist ass. Starring Vin Diesel, The Rock, et al)
Magnificent Seven (A bunch of extreme sports dudes save a village from evil terrorist bandits)
Karate Kid (A young boy is threatened, learns karate, kicks terrorist ass while passing exams. Special effects: $100m; script and casting: $0.99. Like The Matrix: Reloaded, but more stupid)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (A wacky inventor builds a car which can fly. Evil terrorists spot it, and kidnap the inventor's family in an attempt to get the awesome car. Inventor goes to terrorist-land and uses the car's Lazer Beems(TM) to rescue the family.
I hated the Herbie films anyway, but a lot of people love them. This is yet another example of Hollywood producing stupid films for stupid people.
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LOL!!!!
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NO HERBIE DON'T DO I---
BANG BANG
SCREECH
AIEERGH
If you know what I am talking about, you shouldn't.
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Whoever made that site should be flayed simply for the look of the buttons.