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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: aldo_14 on March 13, 2005, 06:56:00 pm

Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: aldo_14 on March 13, 2005, 06:56:00 pm: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html

It's ananova - and hence probably complete bollocks* - but it's still a contender for best headline EVAR! (or whatever leetspeek pish passes for 'ever' nowadays)
Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: Grey Wolf on March 13, 2005, 07:10:02 pm: /me applauds

On a side note: That was just a bit retarded.
Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: aldo_14 on March 13, 2005, 07:12:14 pm: Bah humbug
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Post by: Grey Wolf on March 13, 2005, 07:18:52 pm: I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to a guy having two penises, or complaining about his rebuilt penis and insisting on getting a replacement.
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Post by: Nuke on March 13, 2005, 07:24:49 pm: i guess his wife isnt into double penetration :D
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Post by: Bobboau on March 13, 2005, 08:02:57 pm: "Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident..."

we can rebuild him, make him stronger, longer, more endurant! we have the technology!
hell, while we're at it, lets through a second one on there!
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Post by: Taristin on March 13, 2005, 07:59:11 pm: What? No pictures?
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Post by: Ford Prefect on March 13, 2005, 08:19:42 pm: Quote
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

:lol: :lol:
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Post by: Nuke on March 13, 2005, 09:34:15 pm: if i had the fortune of having two id find a gal who could apreceate both of them :D
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Post by: Bobboau on March 13, 2005, 09:40:16 pm: I think your assumeing that you'd have sensation in both, or either of them, I doubt he has truely doubled his pleasure.

though, purely hypotheticly speaking, if you could, would you like have each hooked up to a diferent nut?
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Post by: Corsair on March 13, 2005, 10:50:52 pm: :lol:
Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: aldo_14 on March 14, 2005, 03:36:21 am: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
I think your assumeing that you'd have sensation in both, or either of them, I doubt he has truely doubled his pleasure.

though, purely hypotheticly speaking, if you could, would you like have each hooked up to a diferent nut?

'new dual pump action!!!'

(ach, I feel dirty now)
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Post by: karajorma on March 14, 2005, 04:42:14 am: Well lets face it there was no way this thread wasn't going to go downhill was there?
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 14, 2005, 04:45:06 am: I'd love to have heard the conversation when he got home

"You know how you like 2 for 1 offers at the supermarket? Well, I have a surprise for you!"
Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: karajorma on March 14, 2005, 04:51:41 am: What worries me is that try as I might havent been able to come up with anything sufficiently lewd to post.

I think my powers are failing me.
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Post by: Stealth on March 14, 2005, 12:34:16 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Bobboau
though, purely hypotheticly speaking, if you could, would you like have each hooked up to a diferent nut?

huh? as opposed to what? hooked up to one nut? i don't know about you, but my penis isn't connected to one of my nuts...
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Post by: karajorma on March 14, 2005, 02:38:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
i don't know about you, but my penis isn't connected to one of my nuts...

You might want to a doctor about that then :p

I think Bob is refering to whether both testicals are wired up to one of the dicks or whether both of them can fire live rounds.
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Post by: redsniper on March 14, 2005, 03:50:30 pm: :lol: I just heard about this on the radio. The people were discussing what it was made out of and from where on your body would you get the tissue, skin, etc. to reconstruct something like that.
Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: aldo_14 on March 14, 2005, 04:51:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by karajorma

You might want to a doctor about that then :p

I think Bob is refering to whether both testicals are wired up to one of the dicks or whether both of them can fire live rounds.

I can't help but think he'll have a problem finding a free mouse hand.......
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Post by: Clave on March 14, 2005, 05:23:01 pm: He needs to find a two-headed woman to....well you know....
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 14, 2005, 05:31:57 pm: Let us hope Zaphod Beeblebrox is not a closet transvestite, then......
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Post by: Taristin on March 14, 2005, 09:17:05 pm: This thread sucks without pictures!
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Post by: Grug on March 14, 2005, 10:09:14 pm: :lol:

Why don't you do a diagram up in paint then Raa? :p

I wonder, if they were side by side or on top of each other...

But how did he pee? Two jet streams?
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Post by: Gank on March 15, 2005, 11:06:35 am: I seen a guy with 2 mickeys on the telly once, think he was from peru or somewhere. His wife looked very happy.
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 15, 2005, 11:15:15 am: :rolleyes:

Watching the 5 minute freeview again, are we?
Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: Gank on March 15, 2005, 03:14:23 pm: Na, was on Channel 4
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 15, 2005, 03:55:49 pm: :wtf:

This whole thread is just and all the posters in it are just...

...cocky. :D

I feel even dirtier than aldo now.
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Post by: pyro-manic on March 15, 2005, 04:34:00 pm: :lol:

Nothing sufficiently grubby to add, but it's highly amusing...
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Post by: aldo_14 on March 15, 2005, 04:38:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Gank
Na, was on Channel 4

It wasn't the Top 100 Genital Deformities, hosted by Jimmy Carr, was it?
Title: Man with two penises loses wife
Post by: Gank on March 15, 2005, 06:46:46 pm: Umm... I think it might have been eurotrash...